StirredCrazy
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All my money goes to concert tickets and tequila. Ally 🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️.
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Floyd is still kicking, but definitely not himself. All websites say that he needs to see a "fish veterinarian" if symptoms persist for a week.
Me: wtf is a fish veterinarian?
Him: oh, you mean a fish-iscian?
Well played sir.
Me: wtf is a fish veterinarian?
Him: oh, you mean a fish-iscian?
Well played sir.
Came home the other day and thought Floyd (my fish) was dead - he was just kinda floating on his side, as dead fish do. But he wasn't. So I googled "my betta is swimming on its side."
And friends, I shit you not: it turns out Floyd is constipated.
(bahahaha I didn't even mean to make that pun)
And friends, I shit you not: it turns out Floyd is constipated.
(bahahaha I didn't even mean to make that pun)
November 19, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Floyd is still kicking, but definitely not himself. All websites say that he needs to see a "fish veterinarian" if symptoms persist for a week.
Me: wtf is a fish veterinarian?
Him: oh, you mean a fish-iscian?
Well played sir.
Me: wtf is a fish veterinarian?
Him: oh, you mean a fish-iscian?
Well played sir.
Came home the other day and thought Floyd (my fish) was dead - he was just kinda floating on his side, as dead fish do. But he wasn't. So I googled "my betta is swimming on its side."
And friends, I shit you not: it turns out Floyd is constipated.
(bahahaha I didn't even mean to make that pun)
And friends, I shit you not: it turns out Floyd is constipated.
(bahahaha I didn't even mean to make that pun)
November 16, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Came home the other day and thought Floyd (my fish) was dead - he was just kinda floating on his side, as dead fish do. But he wasn't. So I googled "my betta is swimming on its side."
And friends, I shit you not: it turns out Floyd is constipated.
(bahahaha I didn't even mean to make that pun)
And friends, I shit you not: it turns out Floyd is constipated.
(bahahaha I didn't even mean to make that pun)
I love me some delicious cow, but we put the babies in tiny dog crates so they can't move lest they become a bit tough. We factory-farm the big ones so they never see the light of day until we toss them on a truck to the slaughterhouse.
So give me a fucking break you poorly designed idiotbot 🙄
So give me a fucking break you poorly designed idiotbot 🙄
November 14, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I love me some delicious cow, but we put the babies in tiny dog crates so they can't move lest they become a bit tough. We factory-farm the big ones so they never see the light of day until we toss them on a truck to the slaughterhouse.
So give me a fucking break you poorly designed idiotbot 🙄
So give me a fucking break you poorly designed idiotbot 🙄
Uh oh.
It's one of those nights where I've had 3 drinks and put on some really great albums.
This could end up as Friday night energy on a Tuesday night, which almost always leads to an unfortunate Wednesday morning.
It's one of those nights where I've had 3 drinks and put on some really great albums.
This could end up as Friday night energy on a Tuesday night, which almost always leads to an unfortunate Wednesday morning.
a woman in a police uniform is smiling and talking to another woman while sitting at a table .
ALT: a woman in a police uniform is smiling and talking to another woman while sitting at a table .
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Uh oh.
It's one of those nights where I've had 3 drinks and put on some really great albums.
This could end up as Friday night energy on a Tuesday night, which almost always leads to an unfortunate Wednesday morning.
It's one of those nights where I've had 3 drinks and put on some really great albums.
This could end up as Friday night energy on a Tuesday night, which almost always leads to an unfortunate Wednesday morning.
So many great posts about this headline but to throw in my two cents:
I KEEP LENDING PPL BOOKS AND THEY NEVER GET RETURNED SO I NEED CONSTANT BOOK REPLENISHING.
My loved ones should feel free to get me any books they already bought me at any point before 2023.
I KEEP LENDING PPL BOOKS AND THEY NEVER GET RETURNED SO I NEED CONSTANT BOOK REPLENISHING.
My loved ones should feel free to get me any books they already bought me at any point before 2023.
November 11, 2025 at 11:02 PM
So many great posts about this headline but to throw in my two cents:
I KEEP LENDING PPL BOOKS AND THEY NEVER GET RETURNED SO I NEED CONSTANT BOOK REPLENISHING.
My loved ones should feel free to get me any books they already bought me at any point before 2023.
I KEEP LENDING PPL BOOKS AND THEY NEVER GET RETURNED SO I NEED CONSTANT BOOK REPLENISHING.
My loved ones should feel free to get me any books they already bought me at any point before 2023.
Crepe maker did not disappoint.
These delicate little fuckers are stuffed with bacon, creamy mushrooms and cheese and then topped with hot sauce & maple syrup. Outstanding.
These delicate little fuckers are stuffed with bacon, creamy mushrooms and cheese and then topped with hot sauce & maple syrup. Outstanding.
November 9, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Crepe maker did not disappoint.
These delicate little fuckers are stuffed with bacon, creamy mushrooms and cheese and then topped with hot sauce & maple syrup. Outstanding.
These delicate little fuckers are stuffed with bacon, creamy mushrooms and cheese and then topped with hot sauce & maple syrup. Outstanding.
I genuinely feel for this person but also I don't quite get it, because I myself am a professional relaxer.
Pro tip: do laundry. It requires almost no effort but takes hours, so you're "busy" watching TV or reading for hours while the washer & dryer do their thing.
Pro tip: do laundry. It requires almost no effort but takes hours, so you're "busy" watching TV or reading for hours while the washer & dryer do their thing.
ME: [extremely burnt out] I need to take the day off to relax
ALSO ME: I wonder if there is a way that I could relax that would be more productive
ALSO ME: I wonder if there is a way that I could relax that would be more productive
November 9, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I genuinely feel for this person but also I don't quite get it, because I myself am a professional relaxer.
Pro tip: do laundry. It requires almost no effort but takes hours, so you're "busy" watching TV or reading for hours while the washer & dryer do their thing.
Pro tip: do laundry. It requires almost no effort but takes hours, so you're "busy" watching TV or reading for hours while the washer & dryer do their thing.
I ate this crepe today. It was stuffed with ham, cheese, browned onions, and Dijon mustard, then covered in maple syrup. I would've liked a bit of hot sauce, but holy shit it was good.
So anyway my crepe maker from Amazon will be here by breakfast tomorrow.
So anyway my crepe maker from Amazon will be here by breakfast tomorrow.
November 8, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I ate this crepe today. It was stuffed with ham, cheese, browned onions, and Dijon mustard, then covered in maple syrup. I would've liked a bit of hot sauce, but holy shit it was good.
So anyway my crepe maker from Amazon will be here by breakfast tomorrow.
So anyway my crepe maker from Amazon will be here by breakfast tomorrow.
This photo is a source of so much gold. Going to spend my night laughing at these.
November 7, 2025 at 12:22 AM
This photo is a source of so much gold. Going to spend my night laughing at these.
Omg 😆
Trump looks like Lenny after he petted the bunny rabbit too hard.
November 7, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Omg 😆
I am hopelessly addicted to this game.
Pips is a logic puzzle where players must arrange a set of dominoes to meet the conditions of the board to win. There are three new puzzles each day — Easy, Medium and Hard — so you can solve at your own speed, in any order you want. nyti.ms/4hHqzGK
November 2, 2025 at 2:51 PM
I am hopelessly addicted to this game.
They came!
One big sister was driving the younger one to all the houses 🥹
Now I can contentedly drink and watch scary movies 👻
One big sister was driving the younger one to all the houses 🥹
Now I can contentedly drink and watch scary movies 👻
We live in a rural area and there's only two families that have always driven their kids here to trick or treat.
I'm really hoping the kids aren't getting too old. I'll be sad.
I'm really hoping the kids aren't getting too old. I'll be sad.
October 31, 2025 at 10:59 PM
They came!
One big sister was driving the younger one to all the houses 🥹
Now I can contentedly drink and watch scary movies 👻
One big sister was driving the younger one to all the houses 🥹
Now I can contentedly drink and watch scary movies 👻
We live in a rural area and there's only two families that have always driven their kids here to trick or treat.
I'm really hoping the kids aren't getting too old. I'll be sad.
I'm really hoping the kids aren't getting too old. I'll be sad.
October 31, 2025 at 10:31 PM
We live in a rural area and there's only two families that have always driven their kids here to trick or treat.
I'm really hoping the kids aren't getting too old. I'll be sad.
I'm really hoping the kids aren't getting too old. I'll be sad.
One was called Sea Quest (I think) and I got such a crazy high score that I took a photo with my Instamatic to send in to Atari magazine. But the magazine was never at any stores near me, so what happened to it will forever remain a mystery.
Name an Atari Game.
October 30, 2025 at 11:43 PM
One was called Sea Quest (I think) and I got such a crazy high score that I took a photo with my Instamatic to send in to Atari magazine. But the magazine was never at any stores near me, so what happened to it will forever remain a mystery.
I mean I guess I agree in the limited sense that I think it's perfectly reasonable for ppl to not want to live next door to ppl who only speak 'racist asshole'.
Let's make it policy then, shall we?
Let's make it policy then, shall we?
Vance says it is "totally reasonable and acceptable" for people to not want to live next door to people who speak a different language than they do
October 29, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I mean I guess I agree in the limited sense that I think it's perfectly reasonable for ppl to not want to live next door to ppl who only speak 'racist asshole'.
Let's make it policy then, shall we?
Let's make it policy then, shall we?
I've never believed that the shooting was fake. I think that's way too much of a stretch.
But I have absolutely no trouble believing that the narcissist orange fuckstick was concerned about "how it played on tv" instead of, you know, the poor guy who was murdered.
But I have absolutely no trouble believing that the narcissist orange fuckstick was concerned about "how it played on tv" instead of, you know, the poor guy who was murdered.
Revealed: Trump had only one concern upon arrival at the hospital after shooting
www.rawstory.com/trump-267423...
www.rawstory.com/trump-267423...
Revealed: Trump had only one concern upon arrival at the hospital after shooting
When President Donald Trump was shot at during a campaign stop in Pennsylvania, all he wanted to know was how it was playing on television. In his new book, ABC News reporter Jonathan Karl said that T...
www.rawstory.com
October 28, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I've never believed that the shooting was fake. I think that's way too much of a stretch.
But I have absolutely no trouble believing that the narcissist orange fuckstick was concerned about "how it played on tv" instead of, you know, the poor guy who was murdered.
But I have absolutely no trouble believing that the narcissist orange fuckstick was concerned about "how it played on tv" instead of, you know, the poor guy who was murdered.
Outstanding.
It might be a while before a context arises where I canclapback with this exact phrase, but when the opportunity presents itself I will feel amazing.
It might be a while before a context arises where I canclapback with this exact phrase, but when the opportunity presents itself I will feel amazing.
Takes a cunt to know a tampon.
There are street corner prostitutes who have more tact than this. This is the White House Press Secretary, demonstrating what a f*ck-shamble of an “administration”…now occupies OUR house.
October 28, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Outstanding.
It might be a while before a context arises where I canclapback with this exact phrase, but when the opportunity presents itself I will feel amazing.
It might be a while before a context arises where I canclapback with this exact phrase, but when the opportunity presents itself I will feel amazing.
Like looking into a crystal ball.
Cameroon 's top court declares incumbent 92-year-old Paul Biya, the world's oldest president, has been re-elected. Clashes with security forces left at least 4 protesters dead ahead of the announcement as opposition supporters rallied to demand credible results. www.yahoo.com/news/articles/c...
Cameroon's veteran leader Paul Biya wins controversial eighth term
The world's oldest head of state Paul Biya, 92, has extended his more than four-decade rule, securing an eighth term in Cameroon's presidential poll, the Constitutional Council announced Monday, in the face of a fierce protest by his rival.Most analysts expected Biya, the world's oldest serving head of state, to secure another seven-year term in a system that critics say is rigged.
www.yahoo.com
October 27, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Like looking into a crystal ball.
Kale.
Everyone would benefit from the extinction of that vile weed masquerading as food.
Everyone would benefit from the extinction of that vile weed masquerading as food.
October 27, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Kale.
Everyone would benefit from the extinction of that vile weed masquerading as food.
Everyone would benefit from the extinction of that vile weed masquerading as food.
The album "Dub Side of the Moon" does the whole album in reggae and it's pretty badass.
Locked in an endless conversation about cover songs this weekend and yet I crave more — so, what’s your favorite cover song?
October 26, 2025 at 6:00 PM
The album "Dub Side of the Moon" does the whole album in reggae and it's pretty badass.
Reposted by StirredCrazy
I’m not sure when D politicians will come to understand that the base GOP voter will lower his own dick into a garbage disposal if it meant a lib had to watch
October 25, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I’m not sure when D politicians will come to understand that the base GOP voter will lower his own dick into a garbage disposal if it meant a lib had to watch
Doesn't Ben Garrison have any family who love him enough to take his internet away
October 25, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Doesn't Ben Garrison have any family who love him enough to take his internet away
Reposted by StirredCrazy
congress sounds so cool i wish it was real
October 24, 2025 at 4:08 AM
congress sounds so cool i wish it was real