@stevendedalus.bsky.social
Kicked off of X . . . five times. For saying shit about MAGA.
Just today I had two people come up to me and ask me if I thought Pam Bondi was (a) a tw@t or (b) a €unt.
I said, no, she’s just a DEI hire.
I said, no, she’s just a DEI hire.
March 23, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Just today I had two people come up to me and ask me if I thought Pam Bondi was (a) a tw@t or (b) a €unt.
I said, no, she’s just a DEI hire.
I said, no, she’s just a DEI hire.
So, Barron Trump can turn on a computer. But, much like his dad, he can’t turn on a female.
March 23, 2025 at 2:02 AM
So, Barron Trump can turn on a computer. But, much like his dad, he can’t turn on a female.
Why hasn’t anyone introduced articles of impeachment yet against the Orange Blight? His “Executive Order” precluding birthright citizenship is clearly unconstitutional. Thus constituting a “high crime” or “misdemeanor”. Not even Executive Immunity absolves that one.
March 23, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Why hasn’t anyone introduced articles of impeachment yet against the Orange Blight? His “Executive Order” precluding birthright citizenship is clearly unconstitutional. Thus constituting a “high crime” or “misdemeanor”. Not even Executive Immunity absolves that one.
Pete Hegseth would have lasted 15 minutes with an NVA interrogation team at the Hanoi Hilton before giving up state secrets. Truly a model soldier for the MAGA cause. Fucking maggot-infested piece of shit that he is. An embarrassment to all who have served.
March 20, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Pete Hegseth would have lasted 15 minutes with an NVA interrogation team at the Hanoi Hilton before giving up state secrets. Truly a model soldier for the MAGA cause. Fucking maggot-infested piece of shit that he is. An embarrassment to all who have served.
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I’m running out of ways to say thank you chat
March 14, 2025 at 3:53 AM
I’m running out of ways to say thank you chat
Who else thinks that The Great Inept Orange Bloviating Troll has a trader shorting stocks of foreign companies targeted by tariffs, closing the shorts after he announces tariffs, rebuying the shares before he lifts the tariffs, then selling the stock in the market rebound after he lifts them?
March 5, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Who else thinks that The Great Inept Orange Bloviating Troll has a trader shorting stocks of foreign companies targeted by tariffs, closing the shorts after he announces tariffs, rebuying the shares before he lifts the tariffs, then selling the stock in the market rebound after he lifts them?
Why do we tolerate substandard sycophants in positions of power? Marco Rubio would ordinarily be deemed unfit for anything other than the mascot for a AA baseball team in the Rust Belt. Hegseth, nothing better than a school janitor. Kennedy? Maybe a roadkill remover.
March 3, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Why do we tolerate substandard sycophants in positions of power? Marco Rubio would ordinarily be deemed unfit for anything other than the mascot for a AA baseball team in the Rust Belt. Hegseth, nothing better than a school janitor. Kennedy? Maybe a roadkill remover.
When will Matt Schlapp acknowledge his true self? The lawsuits are proliferating.
Mercedes must be a beard. His kids may not be his own.
Although I’m not really sure how drunk anybody would need to be to put the wood to Mercedes.
Mercedes must be a beard. His kids may not be his own.
Although I’m not really sure how drunk anybody would need to be to put the wood to Mercedes.
February 14, 2025 at 11:20 PM
When will Matt Schlapp acknowledge his true self? The lawsuits are proliferating.
Mercedes must be a beard. His kids may not be his own.
Although I’m not really sure how drunk anybody would need to be to put the wood to Mercedes.
Mercedes must be a beard. His kids may not be his own.
Although I’m not really sure how drunk anybody would need to be to put the wood to Mercedes.
Well, we can always console ourselves in the fact that the Phillies, Sixers and Flyers still suck.
February 10, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Well, we can always console ourselves in the fact that the Phillies, Sixers and Flyers still suck.
This one’s even testing Josh Hawley’s indiscernible masculinity.
February 10, 2025 at 2:43 AM
This one’s even testing Josh Hawley’s indiscernible masculinity.
Just wondering when Andreessen Horowitz is going to make Derek Chauvin a special consultant.
February 7, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Just wondering when Andreessen Horowitz is going to make Derek Chauvin a special consultant.
Going to Europe in a few weeks. Perhaps I should wear my “Don’t Blame Me, I Didn’t Vote For Him” shirt?
February 2, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Going to Europe in a few weeks. Perhaps I should wear my “Don’t Blame Me, I Didn’t Vote For Him” shirt?
Who’s your least favorite Real Housewife of New York. A number to choose from.
Just don’t say it’s Jenna.
Just don’t say it’s Jenna.
January 25, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Who’s your least favorite Real Housewife of New York. A number to choose from.
Just don’t say it’s Jenna.
Just don’t say it’s Jenna.
Lions-Redskins looks like an old school Big 12 game. All offense. With occasional flashes of defensive competence.
January 19, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Lions-Redskins looks like an old school Big 12 game. All offense. With occasional flashes of defensive competence.
So, it was drilled into my head since childhood that I am a Giants fan. Is it OK that I want to see the Eagles in the Super Bowl? I don’t want them to WIN, mind you (unless they’re not playing the Chiefs or Bills). That would be a bridge too far. But to get there, and lose, is that OK?
January 12, 2025 at 10:22 PM
So, it was drilled into my head since childhood that I am a Giants fan. Is it OK that I want to see the Eagles in the Super Bowl? I don’t want them to WIN, mind you (unless they’re not playing the Chiefs or Bills). That would be a bridge too far. But to get there, and lose, is that OK?
What, and where, is the best steak you’ve ever had?
January 11, 2025 at 1:40 AM
What, and where, is the best steak you’ve ever had?
Jason Kelce is wearing my sportcoat.
Looks way better on me.
Looks way better on me.
January 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Jason Kelce is wearing my sportcoat.
Looks way better on me.
Looks way better on me.
Is Anderson Cooper drunk? He’s hysterical! And Andy Cohen is once again proving that he is, in fact, the minion of Satan. And Whitney Cummings is my new fetish object.
January 1, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Is Anderson Cooper drunk? He’s hysterical! And Andy Cohen is once again proving that he is, in fact, the minion of Satan. And Whitney Cummings is my new fetish object.
Just think, all that Saquon needed was a front office that cared.
Go Giants!!!!
Go Giants!!!!
December 29, 2024 at 11:07 PM
Just think, all that Saquon needed was a front office that cared.
Go Giants!!!!
Go Giants!!!!
What’s up with the Band-Aid on Erin Andrews’s finger??
December 29, 2024 at 11:05 PM
What’s up with the Band-Aid on Erin Andrews’s finger??
Did that D-student pseudo-anticommunist Jesse Kelly get chased off BlueSky? But his ideas have SOOOOOO much merit . . .
December 21, 2024 at 3:37 AM
Did that D-student pseudo-anticommunist Jesse Kelly get chased off BlueSky? But his ideas have SOOOOOO much merit . . .
So, who else is thinking that soon-to-be diplomat Herschel Walker is really really excited about wearing those shorts that the Bahamas is known for?
December 20, 2024 at 12:27 AM
So, who else is thinking that soon-to-be diplomat Herschel Walker is really really excited about wearing those shorts that the Bahamas is known for?
If only The Great Orange All-Powerful Omnipotent Ordained by Providence Majestic Emperor didn’t have those dang pesky bone spurs, none of this would be happening now.
December 14, 2024 at 6:53 PM
If only The Great Orange All-Powerful Omnipotent Ordained by Providence Majestic Emperor didn’t have those dang pesky bone spurs, none of this would be happening now.
Am I the only one who’s been hoping that Biden would test the principle of Presidential immunity in his last few months in office? I’m not talking about the Hunter pardon.
December 3, 2024 at 1:58 PM
Am I the only one who’s been hoping that Biden would test the principle of Presidential immunity in his last few months in office? I’m not talking about the Hunter pardon.
Can anyone explain to me why grown men feel the need to wear their baseball caps backwards? The brim is there for a reason, and it’s not to shade your neck.
December 1, 2024 at 10:47 PM
Can anyone explain to me why grown men feel the need to wear their baseball caps backwards? The brim is there for a reason, and it’s not to shade your neck.