Steven P. Benaquist
@stevebenaquist.bsky.social
Writer, comedian, SAG-AFTRA, cat roommate.
“Happy Honda Days”???
Shut up, infidel!
In America we say
“Merry Chryslermas.”
Shut up, infidel!
In America we say
“Merry Chryslermas.”
November 18, 2025 at 8:28 AM
“Happy Honda Days”???
Shut up, infidel!
In America we say
“Merry Chryslermas.”
Shut up, infidel!
In America we say
“Merry Chryslermas.”
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November 6, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Gen Z has its own prime minister!
November 6, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Gen Z has its own prime minister!
Wanna bet the Rump administration appeals to prevent giving food to the needy?
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Trump administration cannot suspend food aid benefits, US judges rule — Reuters
President Donald Trump's administration cannot suspend food aid for millions of Americans during the ongoing government shutdown, two federal judges ruled on Friday, saying the government must use con...
apple.news
October 31, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Wanna bet the Rump administration appeals to prevent giving food to the needy?
apple.news/APHfTK-zhTc2...
apple.news/APHfTK-zhTc2...
What are the Vegas odds Rump puts tariffs on the UK until Prince Andrew’s title is restored?
October 31, 2025 at 1:34 AM
What are the Vegas odds Rump puts tariffs on the UK until Prince Andrew’s title is restored?
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Not the point but what in tarnation
October 29, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Not the point but what in tarnation
Working on a sequel to The Shaggy D.A., “The Brazilian D.A.”
October 28, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Working on a sequel to The Shaggy D.A., “The Brazilian D.A.”
World Series Game 3 lasted just shy of 7 hours, 50k+ in attendance. Based on most recent US mortality rate of .928/1,000 annually, 0.741553 people in that stadium should have died in that time.
That one guy is so lucky it didn’t go another 6 innings.
That one guy is so lucky it didn’t go another 6 innings.
October 28, 2025 at 7:39 AM
World Series Game 3 lasted just shy of 7 hours, 50k+ in attendance. Based on most recent US mortality rate of .928/1,000 annually, 0.741553 people in that stadium should have died in that time.
That one guy is so lucky it didn’t go another 6 innings.
That one guy is so lucky it didn’t go another 6 innings.
World Series Game 3. 18th inning. If LA runs out of pitchers, they did show Sandy Koufax is in the crowd…
October 28, 2025 at 6:34 AM
World Series Game 3. 18th inning. If LA runs out of pitchers, they did show Sandy Koufax is in the crowd…
October 28, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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In order to prove their reporting is impartial, modern mainstream media journalists go out of their way to avoid showing a bias for democracy.
October 26, 2025 at 3:25 PM
In order to prove their reporting is impartial, modern mainstream media journalists go out of their way to avoid showing a bias for democracy.
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More of this. All the time. Every time they appear. Constantly. Fuck ICE.
October 25, 2025 at 11:19 PM
More of this. All the time. Every time they appear. Constantly. Fuck ICE.
21 days of shutdown. The GOP is really determined to make people pay more for healthcare. And for billionaires to get their tax break. #principles
October 21, 2025 at 11:29 PM
21 days of shutdown. The GOP is really determined to make people pay more for healthcare. And for billionaires to get their tax break. #principles
Anyone else grind their teeth in agony when you hear the vocal fry VO on those Kindred ads?
October 21, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Anyone else grind their teeth in agony when you hear the vocal fry VO on those Kindred ads?
48 should just let that ballroom sit empty with the lights off. Better yet, make it a soup kitchen.
October 21, 2025 at 5:40 AM
48 should just let that ballroom sit empty with the lights off. Better yet, make it a soup kitchen.
Say it right
October 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Say it right
PRO TIP: Sports writers, have some fun with the team name in your headlines. E.g., if you’re in Milwaukee, try, “Brewin’ Up Trouble” or “What’s Brewin’?” Pardon the pun!!
BONUS TIP: Droppin’ the G at the end of -ing words signals informality, a.k.a. FUN! 🤩
BONUS TIP: Droppin’ the G at the end of -ing words signals informality, a.k.a. FUN! 🤩
October 12, 2025 at 1:41 AM
PRO TIP: Sports writers, have some fun with the team name in your headlines. E.g., if you’re in Milwaukee, try, “Brewin’ Up Trouble” or “What’s Brewin’?” Pardon the pun!!
BONUS TIP: Droppin’ the G at the end of -ing words signals informality, a.k.a. FUN! 🤩
BONUS TIP: Droppin’ the G at the end of -ing words signals informality, a.k.a. FUN! 🤩
Nobody tell Pete Hegseth
October 7, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Nobody tell Pete Hegseth
I’m an ally, but I admit when I went to Red Lobster I couldn’t resist the SWERF and TERF special. 😔
October 6, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I’m an ally, but I admit when I went to Red Lobster I couldn’t resist the SWERF and TERF special. 😔
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attributing personality traits to generations is the phrenology of our age
October 4, 2025 at 6:57 PM
attributing personality traits to generations is the phrenology of our age
How hurt is Cosby he wasn’t asked to play Riyadh?
October 2, 2025 at 4:31 AM
How hurt is Cosby he wasn’t asked to play Riyadh?
The Lowdown is terrific! Fun to be on the SAG nom comm this year & see a lot of great shows and meet @ethanhawken.bsky.social ! He & Sterlin Jarho have made a rich world that sucks you in. And two of its denizens are my old comedy comrades @johnnypemberton.bsky.social and @joshfadem.bsky.social!
September 26, 2025 at 11:18 PM
The Lowdown is terrific! Fun to be on the SAG nom comm this year & see a lot of great shows and meet @ethanhawken.bsky.social ! He & Sterlin Jarho have made a rich world that sucks you in. And two of its denizens are my old comedy comrades @johnnypemberton.bsky.social and @joshfadem.bsky.social!
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the US if Tylenol actually caused autism
September 23, 2025 at 4:13 PM
the US if Tylenol actually caused autism
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Well, there it is. Sinclair is digging in for a fight, so please help push back -- find stations in your area, watch their local news to see what ads they run, then write those advertisers to tell them you're boycotting as long as they're on a Sinclair station.
List here: sbgi.net/tv-stations/
List here: sbgi.net/tv-stations/
September 22, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Well, there it is. Sinclair is digging in for a fight, so please help push back -- find stations in your area, watch their local news to see what ads they run, then write those advertisers to tell them you're boycotting as long as they're on a Sinclair station.
List here: sbgi.net/tv-stations/
List here: sbgi.net/tv-stations/