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Stephanie
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Love cats and dogs and stuff
No politics here
Not even a little bit.
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a panic attack is just ur brain thinking about nothing at a million miles per hour
March 27, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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She is like the moon—
only at her brightest when surrounded by darkness.
April 2, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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I can never forgive you for what you did, but I still love you—and I hate that I do.
March 29, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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in addition to birth stones each month should have a birth cheese
April 2, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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Me, heading into the crawl space ONCE AGAIN to find out which pipe is leaking this time
March 30, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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Yes I’m religious, I believe in the holy trinity
April 2, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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Yes I'm religious. I believe in the holy trinity
April 2, 2025 at 5:07 AM
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Sigh I really wish this were an April Fools Joke
April 2, 2025 at 5:11 AM
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RIP Doc, Iceman, Batman 😭
April 2, 2025 at 5:16 AM
I can’t believe I just blew all my drinking money on rent.
April 1, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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Having a crush after 35 is so embarrassing. Just take a pottery class.
March 26, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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Someone, somewhere, is judging you right now.
March 20, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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[vulture after eating my corpse]
wooo pretty drunk rn
March 20, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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HERE FOR GOUT, NOT CLOUT.
March 20, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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Just now realizing how much of a humblebrag coming out of your cage AND doing just fine is.
March 19, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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Whenever I hear an old person say "thank you young man" I instinctively stick my hand out in hopes of getting a Werther's Original
March 20, 2025 at 5:09 AM
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"I'd rather be asleep and not sick instead of awake and sick and playing Wordle at this hour." - Me

#Wordle #Wordle1368 #Tuesday

Wordle 1,368 2/6

⬛🟨🟨⬛🟨
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
March 18, 2025 at 9:21 AM
When I’m dating one- I kiss him often
March 17, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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Flashback Friday: 13 years ago, I drove from Albuquerque to Pie Town, New Mexico. It wasn't Pi Day, but it didn't need to be. EVERY day is Pie Day, and it was delicious.

#NewMexico #Albuquerque #PieTown #pie #pi #pieday #piday #everyday #FlashbackFriday #Friday
March 14, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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Girl
You're
In
The
Wrong
Place
😊
March 12, 2025 at 6:17 AM
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I am headed to Canada for business.

Please have a standard issue moose saddled and ready for my arrival.
March 12, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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March 11, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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Slow burn girl in an instant gratification world.
March 12, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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March 12, 2025 at 10:22 AM
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It's so hard to hold the leash, dog poop bag and phone flashlight all at once at 5:45 am, let alone gracefully. I don't know why I am aiming for gracefully at that point though when I can't achieve it under much easier circumstances
March 12, 2025 at 12:24 PM