Stefanie Quirk
@stefquirk.bsky.social
French toast sticks and syrup provider. Professional Office Paper Pusher in whatever law office that will put up with me. Likes jokes.
Omg. Frank Columbo - more of this in the chat, please!
“Ah, just one more thing, sir. You’re blowing up those boats, saying they’re filled with drugs headed for the US. But then you go and pardon the guy who brought in 400 tons of cocaine. That’s billions of doses. Help me understand that.”
November 30, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Omg. Frank Columbo - more of this in the chat, please!
I quietly made a pineapple upside down cake at 9 p.m. Everyone was tucked away in their spaces. That cake has been out of the oven and flipped for 15 minutes (and I was out of the kitchen), half of it is already gone. The gremlins have become too stealthy.
November 30, 2025 at 3:40 AM
I quietly made a pineapple upside down cake at 9 p.m. Everyone was tucked away in their spaces. That cake has been out of the oven and flipped for 15 minutes (and I was out of the kitchen), half of it is already gone. The gremlins have become too stealthy.
I think the only thing missing for me on here today is @jdmortenson.bsky.social all caps pie rankings. He's probably working on his cursive.
November 26, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I think the only thing missing for me on here today is @jdmortenson.bsky.social all caps pie rankings. He's probably working on his cursive.
My kids - who I don't think have ever experienced a Thanksgiving or Christmas in CT with (a plowable) snow - summoning the snow yeti with all of their might right now...
a stuffed animal with the words no snow on it 's face
ALT: a stuffed animal with the words no snow on it 's face
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 5:10 PM
My kids - who I don't think have ever experienced a Thanksgiving or Christmas in CT with (a plowable) snow - summoning the snow yeti with all of their might right now...
Pecan pie is hot garbage.
Apple pie is bad. This is not really debatable. So is key lime pie, while we’re on the topic. Pecan pie is the 🐐 tho.
November 25, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Pecan pie is hot garbage.
I think I am finally coming out of a really nasty cold. I ordered chicken saag today...I have never been so happy (I can taste, yay!) and yet so miserable (definitely going to need to lay back down). Might have to repeat in 5 hours.
November 25, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I think I am finally coming out of a really nasty cold. I ordered chicken saag today...I have never been so happy (I can taste, yay!) and yet so miserable (definitely going to need to lay back down). Might have to repeat in 5 hours.
We made it through 1000 pieces, 3 cat bombs, and multiple slaps.
November 22, 2025 at 9:43 PM
We made it through 1000 pieces, 3 cat bombs, and multiple slaps.
Cranberry Shortbread Bars. Sundays are for butter.
November 16, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Cranberry Shortbread Bars. Sundays are for butter.
Frog it up in DC!
You’ll know me.
I’ll be the only inflatable frog in a dog shirt. I assume.
I’ll be the only inflatable frog in a dog shirt. I assume.
November 9, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Frog it up in DC!
November 9, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Reposted by Stefanie Quirk
If sandwich shops don’t start offering a sandwich named “the acquittal” then what are we even doing
November 6, 2025 at 9:27 PM
If sandwich shops don’t start offering a sandwich named “the acquittal” then what are we even doing
Dodgers take it! I love it when Baseball absolutely wrecks us!
a baseball player wearing a dodgers jersey celebrates
ALT: a baseball player wearing a dodgers jersey celebrates
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November 2, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Dodgers take it! I love it when Baseball absolutely wrecks us!
Fuck it. I'll stay up for 18 innings.
a blue jays mascot is standing on a baseball field .
ALT: a blue jays mascot is standing on a baseball field .
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November 2, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Fuck it. I'll stay up for 18 innings.
Molly always slays. Always.
November 1, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Molly always slays. Always.
Feels like a fall ball fight night for sure.
October 3, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Feels like a fall ball fight night for sure.
Pitter patter, let's get at 'er!!
a mascot wearing a red sox jersey waving
ALT: a mascot wearing a red sox jersey waving
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October 2, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Pitter patter, let's get at 'er!!
WOOOOOHOO YEAH!!!!
a frog mascot is holding a flag in a stadium
ALT: a frog mascot is holding a flag in a stadium
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October 1, 2025 at 1:15 AM
WOOOOOHOO YEAH!!!!
Cause the Dogs are always on the beat!
“The news was first reported by….[checks notes] Dog Shirt Daily”
HAPPENING NOW: Benjamin Wittes is livestreaming from outside John Bolton's house, which seems to have some FBI action occurring.
Link below to watch along.
Link below to watch along.
August 22, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Cause the Dogs are always on the beat!
Same, Drezner. Same.
I know there’s a lot going on in world politics right now but the Boston Red Sox are fucking killing me. danieldrezner.substack.com/p/the-contin...
The Continued Enshittification of the Boston Red Sox
Hey, Fenway Sports Group, stop telling me to be patient.
danieldrezner.substack.com
June 18, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Same, Drezner. Same.
🚬 me losing my shit.
Rafael Devers trade analysis 🤔
✅ Giants load up to take on the Dodgers
🔥 James Tibbs heats up after slow start
▶️ Jordan Hicks gives Boston versatility
⚾ Sox covet Kyle Harrison's heater
🔮 Jose Bello, future multi-inning reliever?
buff.ly/Duxc9w1
✅ Giants load up to take on the Dodgers
🔥 James Tibbs heats up after slow start
▶️ Jordan Hicks gives Boston versatility
⚾ Sox covet Kyle Harrison's heater
🔮 Jose Bello, future multi-inning reliever?
buff.ly/Duxc9w1
Rafael Devers Trade: Red Sox Acquire Jordan Hicks, James Tibbs & More From Giants For Star Slugger
The Red Sox have reportedly struck a deal to send star slugger Rafael Devers to the Giants for Jordan Hicks, James Tibbs and more.
www.baseballamerica.com
June 16, 2025 at 12:08 AM
🚬 me losing my shit.
Reposted by Stefanie Quirk
Where were you when Rafael Devers was traded to the Giants?
June 15, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Where were you when Rafael Devers was traded to the Giants?
Reposted by Stefanie Quirk
someone go ask Grok about today
Grok gonna start saying some *wild* shit somewhere between 2 and 5 am
June 5, 2025 at 10:01 PM
someone go ask Grok about today
A film that takes place where you're from.
June 3, 2025 at 2:03 PM
A film that takes place where you're from.