Justin Staggs
@staggfilms.bsky.social
Filmmaker in Minneapolis // http://www.JustinStaggs.com // http://Instagram.com/justinstaggs
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Justin Staggs
@staggfilms.bsky.social
· Nov 15
60s snippet of my Director’s reel. Check out more of my work at www.JustinStaggs.com
Spotify told me I have the emotional intelligence of a 12 year old 😢
December 4, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Spotify told me I have the emotional intelligence of a 12 year old 😢
Gonna do a nativity scene on my front lawn this Christmas with the giant Home Depot skeletons
December 3, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Gonna do a nativity scene on my front lawn this Christmas with the giant Home Depot skeletons
*mails you an envelope full of loose gummi bears and a note that says “will u be my girlfriend? ❤️”*
December 2, 2025 at 11:41 PM
*mails you an envelope full of loose gummi bears and a note that says “will u be my girlfriend? ❤️”*
If I witness you doing anything weirdly specific or noisy when you eat popcorn at the movies, I automatically hate you forever
November 26, 2025 at 12:08 AM
If I witness you doing anything weirdly specific or noisy when you eat popcorn at the movies, I automatically hate you forever
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RIP Sean Connery you would have loved saying this headline
Sex cardigans: can the Wicked sequel make bulky knits strangely alluring?
Sex cardigans: can the Wicked sequel make bulky knits strangely alluring?
It’s not the sexiest of garments. It arguably looks more like a discarded fishing net. And yet it has cast a spell over the internet
www.theguardian.com
November 25, 2025 at 7:25 PM
RIP Sean Connery you would have loved saying this headline
ADULT MAN (buying tapered joggers): I just love a good maternity pants fit
November 22, 2025 at 7:46 PM
ADULT MAN (buying tapered joggers): I just love a good maternity pants fit
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Leia calling Chewbacca a "walking carpet" seems pretty racist but I guess we're not ready to have that conversation
November 22, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Leia calling Chewbacca a "walking carpet" seems pretty racist but I guess we're not ready to have that conversation
She puts the ass in passive-aggressive
November 21, 2025 at 10:23 PM
She puts the ass in passive-aggressive
Wouldst thou like to live Bootyliciously™️?
November 21, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Wouldst thou like to live Bootyliciously™️?
The new Eddie Murphy documentary on Netflix notes the impact that Trading Places had on his career — however, it fails to note the cosmic significance that Jamie Lee Curtis’ boobs had on the universe.
November 16, 2025 at 7:39 PM
The new Eddie Murphy documentary on Netflix notes the impact that Trading Places had on his career — however, it fails to note the cosmic significance that Jamie Lee Curtis’ boobs had on the universe.
she’s a real beaut out there, Minnesota
✨☀️✨
✨☀️✨
November 15, 2025 at 6:57 PM
she’s a real beaut out there, Minnesota
✨☀️✨
✨☀️✨
Frankenhooker
A Guillermo del Toro Film
A Guillermo del Toro Film
November 14, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Frankenhooker
A Guillermo del Toro Film
A Guillermo del Toro Film
The Minnesotans doing a full 4-way stop at roundabouts need a little dropkick to the back of the head
November 14, 2025 at 12:21 AM
The Minnesotans doing a full 4-way stop at roundabouts need a little dropkick to the back of the head
November 11, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Nonstop Nut November is exhausting, I’m taking a day off
November 8, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Nonstop Nut November is exhausting, I’m taking a day off
It’s too bad Sean Connery died before we ever got to hear him pronounce “Sydney Sweeney”
November 7, 2025 at 12:32 AM
It’s too bad Sean Connery died before we ever got to hear him pronounce “Sydney Sweeney”
One thing that really helps me unwind after a long day at work is exploding roughly 500 police cars in Grand Theft Auto
November 6, 2025 at 11:25 PM
One thing that really helps me unwind after a long day at work is exploding roughly 500 police cars in Grand Theft Auto
Super hungry for sandwiches today for some reason
November 6, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Super hungry for sandwiches today for some reason
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The country has spoken. Get ready to drink some soy milk and hire minorities.
November 5, 2025 at 2:21 AM
The country has spoken. Get ready to drink some soy milk and hire minorities.
my Jaws’O’Lantern 🤷🏻♂️
October 31, 2025 at 2:03 AM
my Jaws’O’Lantern 🤷🏻♂️
Regretting making my Patrick Star Halloween costume out of that pink fluffy stuff I found in my attic 😭 so itchy
October 30, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Regretting making my Patrick Star Halloween costume out of that pink fluffy stuff I found in my attic 😭 so itchy
“Hurricane Melissa” sounds so wholesome, like maybe the hurricane is into scrapbooking and sharing holiday recipes?
October 29, 2025 at 8:08 PM
“Hurricane Melissa” sounds so wholesome, like maybe the hurricane is into scrapbooking and sharing holiday recipes?
One of the most disturbing details in the terse nuclear attack thriller #houseofdynamite is when the army general asks for 8 sugars in his coffee
October 28, 2025 at 4:38 PM
One of the most disturbing details in the terse nuclear attack thriller #houseofdynamite is when the army general asks for 8 sugars in his coffee
As a scientist, one of Dr. Frankenstein’s greatest strengths was arithmetic. He did the math…
He did the monster math.
He did the monster math.
October 27, 2025 at 11:00 PM
As a scientist, one of Dr. Frankenstein’s greatest strengths was arithmetic. He did the math…
He did the monster math.
He did the monster math.