Spinal Severance Package
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We are a multi-genre band from Massachusetts!
It’s pride month which means it’s time for a bunch of conservative bigots who don’t say shit in may or November about the military to bitch about the 🏳️🌈 community “getting a whole month”.
Happy pride and fuck bigots.
Happy pride and fuck bigots.
June 2, 2025 at 8:31 PM
It’s pride month which means it’s time for a bunch of conservative bigots who don’t say shit in may or November about the military to bitch about the 🏳️🌈 community “getting a whole month”.
Happy pride and fuck bigots.
Happy pride and fuck bigots.
How does Skylight and Bluesky feel about masked, multi-genre bands??
April 14, 2025 at 6:50 PM
How does Skylight and Bluesky feel about masked, multi-genre bands??
And now our first IN APP skylight video!!! Yay!
April 4, 2025 at 10:49 AM
And now our first IN APP skylight video!!! Yay!
Our first, official Skylight video!
April 3, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Our first, official Skylight video!
Never forget…
February 20, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Never forget…
Anybody ever read a skeet and wonder if the person writing it was on the toilet at the time?
Well if so, you don’t need to wonder this time…
Well if so, you don’t need to wonder this time…
February 13, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Anybody ever read a skeet and wonder if the person writing it was on the toilet at the time?
Well if so, you don’t need to wonder this time…
Well if so, you don’t need to wonder this time…
“The Final Countdown” by Europe came on the radio earlier. When the line “we’re headed for Venus” came along, I sang along to it properly instead of “we’re gonna eat penis”. Growth.
February 13, 2025 at 3:55 PM
“The Final Countdown” by Europe came on the radio earlier. When the line “we’re headed for Venus” came along, I sang along to it properly instead of “we’re gonna eat penis”. Growth.
We are officially on Pinksky!
February 13, 2025 at 11:33 AM
We are officially on Pinksky!
Our first post using skylight beta! Get ready for new music…
February 10, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Our first post using skylight beta! Get ready for new music…
Someone should create a game show where the richest people on the planet have to live on minimum wage for a week. Then, when the week is over, they find out their accounts and assets were wiped out and they’re actually bankrupt and gonna be living on the street.
Then they should be kicked in the ⚽️
Then they should be kicked in the ⚽️
February 9, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Someone should create a game show where the richest people on the planet have to live on minimum wage for a week. Then, when the week is over, they find out their accounts and assets were wiped out and they’re actually bankrupt and gonna be living on the street.
Then they should be kicked in the ⚽️
Then they should be kicked in the ⚽️
Apparently there’s some kind of sports ball game happening today. Anyways, listen to some good music!
Spinal Severance Package
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February 9, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Apparently there’s some kind of sports ball game happening today. Anyways, listen to some good music!
Elon Musk should have all of his govt contracts revoked. Then he should be kicked in the sack. Repeatedly.
February 7, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Elon Musk should have all of his govt contracts revoked. Then he should be kicked in the sack. Repeatedly.
Since we’re in a trump regime and facts don’t matter, we are the biggest band on earth currently celebrating our #1 album and gawking at our recently acquired Grammy. Don’t fact check this cuz fact checking is bad.
February 7, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Since we’re in a trump regime and facts don’t matter, we are the biggest band on earth currently celebrating our #1 album and gawking at our recently acquired Grammy. Don’t fact check this cuz fact checking is bad.
Aerosmith is my favorite band of all time. This is our tribute to them…as well as our upcoming cover of Kings and Queens…
Seasons of Wither
Spinal Severance Package · Seasons of Wither · Song · 2023
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February 5, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Aerosmith is my favorite band of all time. This is our tribute to them…as well as our upcoming cover of Kings and Queens…
Writing our new album…while America is being taken over in a coup lead by Elon Musk.
Art won’t be stopped by fascism. The best is yet to come…
Art won’t be stopped by fascism. The best is yet to come…
February 5, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Writing our new album…while America is being taken over in a coup lead by Elon Musk.
Art won’t be stopped by fascism. The best is yet to come…
Art won’t be stopped by fascism. The best is yet to come…
A rare full band picture 😳
February 5, 2025 at 9:51 PM
A rare full band picture 😳
We NEVER get political with our music! We just shut up and play our instruments.
Anyways, here’s our metal diss track about trump
Anyways, here’s our metal diss track about trump
Mangoface McFuckstick
Spinal Severance Package · Mangoface McFuckstick · Song · 2024
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February 3, 2025 at 9:08 PM
We NEVER get political with our music! We just shut up and play our instruments.
Anyways, here’s our metal diss track about trump
Anyways, here’s our metal diss track about trump
Yeah, this is a much nicer and more eloquent way of saying what I said this morning.
Beyoncé's Cowboy Carter album sounds more country than about 90% of the hick-pop slop that's on country radio today.
Y'all should complain about that before you get mad at her for doing it better.
Y'all should complain about that before you get mad at her for doing it better.
February 3, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Yeah, this is a much nicer and more eloquent way of saying what I said this morning.
Beyoncé won a Grammy for best country album because country artists have become butt rock bands with a pedal steel singing elementary lyrics about lifted trucks, simping for billionaires and masturbating to trump with racist undertones throughout. Most people…like…don’t like any of that. 🗑️
February 3, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Beyoncé won a Grammy for best country album because country artists have become butt rock bands with a pedal steel singing elementary lyrics about lifted trucks, simping for billionaires and masturbating to trump with racist undertones throughout. Most people…like…don’t like any of that. 🗑️
We are nominated for a
Grammy!!! Wow!!
Oh, sorry, I figured since trump was supreme ruler now we could tell egregious lies and get more and more popular for it. My bad.
Grammy!!! Wow!!
Oh, sorry, I figured since trump was supreme ruler now we could tell egregious lies and get more and more popular for it. My bad.
February 2, 2025 at 9:31 PM
We are nominated for a
Grammy!!! Wow!!
Oh, sorry, I figured since trump was supreme ruler now we could tell egregious lies and get more and more popular for it. My bad.
Grammy!!! Wow!!
Oh, sorry, I figured since trump was supreme ruler now we could tell egregious lies and get more and more popular for it. My bad.
We don’t give a shit what the current fascist regime says…this is black history month. As a band of mediocre white guys, we can’t offer much, but here is our song standing up against racism and our plea to other mayo hued humans to do the same!
Speak Up
Spinal Severance Package · Speak Up · Song · 2023
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February 2, 2025 at 7:02 PM
We don’t give a shit what the current fascist regime says…this is black history month. As a band of mediocre white guys, we can’t offer much, but here is our song standing up against racism and our plea to other mayo hued humans to do the same!
Another day, another chance to say fuck trump.
Mangoface McFuckstick
Spinal Severance Package · Mangoface McFuckstick · Song · 2024
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February 2, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Another day, another chance to say fuck trump.
The Donald is a sociopath who won’t even visit the crash site where 67 people died…a good chunk of them being children. When asked if he would visit, he said “The water? What am I gonna go swimming?” This is why we wrote this diss track about him. Fuck trump.
Mangoface McFuckstick
Spinal Severance Package · Mangoface McFuckstick · Song · 2024
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January 31, 2025 at 1:05 PM
The Donald is a sociopath who won’t even visit the crash site where 67 people died…a good chunk of them being children. When asked if he would visit, he said “The water? What am I gonna go swimming?” This is why we wrote this diss track about him. Fuck trump.