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Claire
@squife.bsky.social
just a gay little squife. I'll wife your house. squids.bsky.social 💍💍 gay married.
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car livery design is fun
wait i remember why i stopped using social media. this shit sucks, byeeee
November 30, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I forgot this existed tbh
November 30, 2025 at 2:20 AM
It is very funny i stayed up until like, 8am to watch that race. I think they should remove mediums and hards, only let people use softs.
April 6, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Okay nvmd path of exile 2 season is based, i caught a beast in a pokeball type thing and it makes me invulnerable 55% of the time im in combat.
April 6, 2025 at 12:20 AM
i beat the game
April 5, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Its funny that if Verstappen was in the mclaren he'd probably be like, a second faster than everyone. Yuki goes to redbull and becomes slower, Verstappen somehow takes pole, it's a disgrace and disservice to him that red bull give him this shit to drive.
April 5, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Well, thats a dissapointing start to the season, nevermind, hopefully shit is fixed in a few days
April 4, 2025 at 8:42 PM
well, glad i didnt stay awake to watch practice 2 lmao
April 4, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Okay but what if hadjar just beats max and yuki
April 4, 2025 at 3:25 AM
April 3, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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April 1, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Why did they make it so big
April 2, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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I’m watching the Switch 2 reveal and they’re spending A LOT of time apologising for how bad the Switch 2 smells. They keep saying they’ll find a way to mitigate the stench problem before launch but they don’t sound very confident
April 2, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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Sorry I forgot you can’t ask rhetorical questions anymore. rephrase:

The switch 2 thing being at 8AM is inconvenient for me, and I feel as though my perspective is the most important because I’m self centered
Why is the Switch 2 thing at 8AM
April 2, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I have the bestest squid though
April 1, 2025 at 11:02 PM
ate too much candy... :(
April 1, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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Skitty up a tree!
April 1, 2025 at 9:28 AM
oop, theres the body wanting to throw up.
April 1, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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A while ago a lovely German man appeared at our church. He came a few times to look around during our Saturday opening hours, before asking if the piano abandoned in the corner worked.

I told him it was horrendously out of tune, and the cathedral piano tuner had deemed it not worth sorting out.
March 31, 2025 at 10:25 AM
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March 28, 2025 at 9:27 AM
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🌷🌿
March 27, 2025 at 11:10 PM
The real test of food stuff, is when someone makes a joke about how you don't eat normally and then you remember why pushing out of your comfort zone sucks and you should simply never associate food with social things ever again.
March 28, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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🚨NEW DOC ALERT🕹️

In the second episode of our Dwarf Fortress series we tell the story of how this free ASCII game survived 16 years of development thanks to a remarkable community.

And the circumstances which pushed the creators to commercialize it.

youtube.com/watch?v=PiNe...
March 27, 2025 at 5:55 PM
March 25, 2025 at 10:37 PM