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Rob Volk
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Last call! SQLTrain 2025 registration is open until November 9! If you are attending #SQLSaturday Oregon/Washington and traveling to #PASSDataCommunitySummit, why not take the train? #SQLTrain2025 is here: eventbrite.com/e/sql-train-... #SQLFamily
SQL Train 2025
Get ready to hop aboard the SQL Train 2025! Enjoy scenic views and great company as you travel to PASS Data Community Summit!
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November 7, 2025 at 7:54 PM
There's still time! SQLTrain 2025 registration is open until November 9! If you are attending #SQLSaturday Oregon/Washington and traveling to #PASSDataCommunitySummit, why not take the train? #SQLTrain2025 is here: eventbrite.com/e/sql-train-... #SQLFamily
SQL Train 2025
Get ready to hop aboard the SQL Train 2025! Enjoy scenic views and great company as you travel to PASS Data Community Summit!
eventbrite.com
October 26, 2025 at 11:42 PM
SQLTrain 2025 registration is open until November 9! If you are attending #SQLSaturday Oregon/Washington and traveling to #PASSDataCommunitySummit, why not take the train? #SQLTrain2025 is here: www.eventbrite.com/e/sql-train-... #SQLFamily
SQL Train 2025
Get ready to hop aboard the SQL Train 2025! Enjoy scenic views and great company as you travel to PASS Data Community Summit!
www.eventbrite.com
October 17, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Reposted by Rob Volk
Me, pre-cloud: I need more RAM so I can develop locally without my computer grinding to a halt.

Me, now: I need more RAM so I can open two browser tabs with development UIs without my computer grinding to a halt.
November 25, 2024 at 1:38 PM
Reposted by Rob Volk
Also, if you say 'dynamic SQL' a bunch of times in a row it loses all meaning and just becomes sounds.
November 13, 2024 at 6:33 PM
Reposted by Rob Volk
Now time for my session #PASSDataSummit
November 6, 2024 at 9:53 PM
SQLTrain 2024 registration is open until Oct. 26! If you are attending #SQLSaturday Oregon/Washington and traveling to #PASSDataCommunitySummit, why not take the train? Now with Awesome Sponsorship from Simple Talk! #SQLTrain2024 is here: eventbrite.com/e/sql-train-...
SQL Train 2024 - 10th Anniversary!
Started in 2014, we celebrate 10 years of SQL Train in 2024! Enjoy scenic views and great company on your way to PASS Data Community Summit!
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October 24, 2024 at 12:23 AM
SQLTrain 2024 is now live! If you are attending #SQLSaturday Oregon/Washington and traveling to #PASSDataCommunitySummit, why not take the train? Hang with cool people! See the landscape! #SQLTrain2024 Tickets and details are here: www.eventbrite.com/e/sql-train-...
SQL Train 2024 - 10th Anniversary!
Started in 2014, we celebrate 10 years of SQL Train in 2024! Enjoy scenic views and great company on your way to PASS Data Community Summit!
www.eventbrite.com
August 12, 2024 at 1:56 AM
Reposted by Rob Volk
Muppet Star Trek needs to be a real. I like the idea of Fozzy making terrible first officer jokes, Doctor Piggy being incredibly inappropriate with Captain Kermit, Animal going hog wild on some Ferengi, "Um I'm sensing hostility" in Janice's voice, Gonzo nonstop screaming when they are at warp speed
May 29, 2024 at 2:11 AM
November 16, 2023 at 11:14 PM
#SQLTrain2023 is just a few days away! If you are traveling from Portland OR to Seattle for #PASSDataCommunitySummit, come join us! Details and tickets are here: eventbrite.com/e/706715082837 #SQLTrain
November 9, 2023 at 5:57 AM
#SQLTrain2023 is almost here! There's just about 1 week left! If you are traveling from Portland OR to Seattle for #PASSDataCommunitySummit, come join us! Details and tickets are here: eventbrite.com/e/706715082837 #SQLTrain
November 3, 2023 at 8:11 PM
#SQLTrain2023 is November 12! If you are traveling from Portland, OR to Seattle for #PASSDataCommunitySummit, come join us! Details and tickets are here: eventbrite.com/e/706715082837 #SQLTrain
October 26, 2023 at 12:00 AM
Join us for #SQLTrain2023 ! If you are traveling from Portland OR to Seattle for #PASSDataCommunitySummit, and would like to take the train, come join us! Details and tickets are here:

eventbrite.com/e/706715082837

#SQLTrain
September 29, 2023 at 6:07 PM