Sports Riot
LightNews LightNews
banner
sportsriot.bsky.social
Sports Riot
@sportsriot.bsky.social
75 followers 11 following 130 posts
"Like The Onion, but for sports!" -Scott Dikkers, creater of The Onion
--> 80K on Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/sportsriot/
--> www.thesportsriot.com
--> Featured article: https://tinyurl.com/4x7k6334
Posts Replies Media Videos
sportsriot.bsky.social
--Even God felt that one.

#osu #ohio #notredame #nd #collegechampions #cfb #cfbplayoff #ncaa #football #touchdown #natty #nationalchampion #ohiostateuniversity
February 28, 2025 at 7:23 PM
sportsriot.bsky.social
--Mr. Met is DONE.

#tbt #mlb #baseball #mets #nymets #sportsriot #yankees #nyyankees #rerun #homerun #mrmet
February 27, 2025 at 5:09 PM
sportsriot.bsky.social
--If anyone has any information about Bronny's whereabouts please contact the LA Lakers.

#nba #lebron #lebronjames #bronny #lakers #lalakers #celtics #bostonceltics #heat #bucks #clippers #mavs #kyrie #luka #goldenstate #suns #bulls #boston #losangeles #la
February 23, 2025 at 3:37 PM
sportsriot.bsky.social
--Go find yourself, Field.

#nfl #football #superbowl #chiefs #eagles #traviskelce #philly #philadelphia #broncos #chicagobears #bears #packers #raiders #cowboys #seahawks #nygiants #nyjets #pats #patriots #kelce
February 23, 2025 at 11:51 AM
sportsriot.bsky.social
--Congrats on that little hockey battle victory... the war starts now.

#usa #canada #hockey #fournations #bruins #montreal #tsn #nesn #canadians #blackhawks #boston #chicago #vancouver #nhl #nba #mlb #miracleonice
February 21, 2025 at 5:09 PM
sportsriot.bsky.social
--How else will they get 1st place in Sex?

#sportsriot #sr #comedy #sportscomedy #nascar #nfl #mlb #basketball #f1 #cars #daytona500 #race #carrace #racecar
February 21, 2025 at 4:19 PM
sportsriot.bsky.social
--Speaking from the press room of a completely abandoned Tropicana Field in St. Petersburg on Monday, Florida Secretary of Commerce J. Alex Kelly noted the state’s recent hardline stance on immigration for Florida baseball teams...

#mlb #baseball
February 19, 2025 at 7:09 PM
sportsriot.bsky.social
--Problem SOLVED!

#nba #lalakers #lakers #celtics #bostonceltics #nbaallstargame #allstargame #basketball #luka #lukalakers #boston #lebron #lebronjames #bronny #bronnyjames #dunk
February 17, 2025 at 4:54 PM
sportsriot.bsky.social
--LeElon.

#nba #lebronjames #bron #twitter #x #basketball #elonmusk #nfl #lalakers #bostonceltics #lakers #clippers #la #boston #celtics #nuggets #bucks #giannis #greekfreak #bronnyjames #bronny #nbafinals #nbaplayoffs
February 16, 2025 at 4:58 PM
sportsriot.bsky.social
--For the record, 'Chief-Peat' sounded cooler.

#nfl #football #superbowl #chiefs #eagles #traviskelce #philly #philadelphia #broncos #chicagobears #bears #packers #raiders #cowboys #seahawks #nygiants #nyjets #pats #patriots #kelce #patrickmahomes #jalenhurts #saquonbarkley #saquon
February 15, 2025 at 5:02 PM
sportsriot.bsky.social
--Aaron sees all.

#nfl #aaronrodgers #nyjets #jets #nygiants #giants #newyork #a12 #12 #arod #goat #yankees #nyyankees #nymets #mets #nyc #patriots #newenglandpats #nepats #pats #dolphins #miamidolphins #buffalobills #bills #rodgers #tombrady #greenbaypackers #greenbay
February 14, 2025 at 8:09 PM
sportsriot.bsky.social
--Sources say furious NFL front office forced to hire a whole new writing team.

#eagles #philadelphia #nfl #superbowl #lix #superbowllix #jalenhurts #philly #phillyeagles #chiefs #traviskelce #tkelce #nygiants #cowboys #broncos #patriots #newenglandpatriots #pats #joeburrow #burrow #bengals
February 14, 2025 at 5:08 PM
sportsriot.bsky.social
--Dan O, say it ain't so!

#nfl #espn #danorlovsky #lions #chiefs #touchdown #quarterback #football #cfb #collegefootball #eagles #cowboys #nflcountdown #nflprimetime #patrickmahomes #tombrady #brady #kelce #superbowl
February 13, 2025 at 5:14 PM
sportsriot.bsky.social
--PLEASE. END.

#nhl #hockey #icehockey #bruins #blackhawks #blues #avalanche #nba #celtics #bulls #lalakers #toronto #nyislanders #nyknicks #newyork #nyrangers #nfl #football #patrickmahomes #sports #touchdown #goal #espn
February 12, 2025 at 5:17 PM
sportsriot.bsky.social
--Deferred until 2089.

#nfl #mlb #superbowl #philly #eagles #dodgers #la #ladodgers #sfgiants #sanfrancisco #49ers #sf #redsox #yankees #nyyankees #nygiants #newyork #nynewyork #bostonredsox #boston #nyjets #jets #giants #cardinals #cubs #chicago #chicagocubs #baltimoreravens #baltimore
February 11, 2025 at 5:03 PM
sportsriot.bsky.social
--Uh oh...

#nfl #patrickmahomes #chiefs #kansascity #kcchiefs #kansascitychiefs #phillyeagles #flyeaglesfly #superbowllix #superbowl #kendricklamar #drake #cowboys #jasonkelce #mahomes #15 #quarterback #goat #tombrady #broncos #lions
February 10, 2025 at 3:37 PM
sportsriot.bsky.social
--A Doritos advertisement came on just as NFL fan David Sheridan was putting another Nacho Dorito in his mouth, Sheridan suddenly realized that he was getting totally double-penetrated by American capitalism.

“God, I’m f*cked on a biological level,” Sheridan said.

#nfl #superbowl #lix
February 10, 2025 at 1:15 AM
sportsriot.bsky.social
--But... the game hasn't even started yet!

#nfl #superbowllix #superbowl #eagles #chiefs #patrickmahomes #kansascity #philly #philadelphia #taylorswift #swiftie #traviskelce #bills #billsmafia #ravens #baltimoreravens #broncos #cowboys #washingtoncommanders #seattleseahawks #seahawks
February 9, 2025 at 8:37 PM
sportsriot.bsky.social
--No one ruins a team like ARod. #GOAT

#nfl #aaronrodgers #nyjets #jets #arod #goat #patrickmahomes #tombrady #brady #mahomes #rodgers #discountdoublecheck #quarterback #12 #packers #greenbaypackers #dolphins #bills #billsmafia #nygiants
February 9, 2025 at 7:02 PM
sportsriot.bsky.social
--May the bet be with you.

#nfl #nba #superbowl #michaeljordan #chicago #chicagobulls #chicagobears #beardown #superbowllix #chiefs #eagles #kansascity #philly #cowboys #packers #broncos #bills #billsmafia #broncoscountry #greenbaypackers
February 9, 2025 at 5:37 PM
sportsriot.bsky.social
--HELP!

#nfl #joshallen #buffalobills #billsmafia #mvp #allenmvp #buffalo #philadelphia #eagles #baltimore #baltimoreravens #ravens #broncos #denver #denverbroncos #cowboys #raiders #bears #chicagobears #packers #greenbaypackers #beardown
February 9, 2025 at 12:09 AM
sportsriot.bsky.social
--Can't WAIT for this...

#nfl #superbowl #superbowllix #chiefs #eagles #kendricklamar #lamar #kendrick #drake #kendrickdrake #drama #draketea #drakedrama #taylorswift #swiftie #chicagobears #nyjets #nygiants #giants #newyork #dallascowboys #cowboys #billsmafia #bills
February 8, 2025 at 9:37 PM
sportsriot.bsky.social
--

#nfl #trump #eu #cowboys #bears #packers #broncos #bills #billsmafia #eagles #philly #pats #patriots #boston #nyjets #nygiants #touchdown #patrickmahomes #billbelichick #unc #tombrady #joeburrow #nickbosa
February 8, 2025 at 6:37 PM
sportsriot.bsky.social
**At this point our interview was interrupted by an unexpected guest**

SPORTS RIOT: Did you want to add anything?

Anthony Davis: F*ck this league.

#nba #lalakers #lakers #lebronjames #lukadoncic #doncic #celtics #bostonceltics #boston #cavs #mavs #kyrie #tatum #durant #stephcurry
February 7, 2025 at 11:09 PM
sportsriot.bsky.social
--Hate Kelce but love this take.

#chiefs #traviskelce #tswift #swiftie #superbowllix #sblix #eagles #philly #philadelphia #philadelphiaeagles #commanders #bills #dallascowboys #cowboys #bears #chicagobears #cincinnati #cincy #beardown #packers #greenbay
February 7, 2025 at 8:55 PM