spoot
@spootot.bsky.social
spoot
🔞 zone
born '98
proud fag
closeted furry
probably plural
porn channel heckler
transgender extremist
poster of hot takes and gay trash
traces of nsfw may be present
minors begone lest ye be cursed
🔞 zone
born '98
proud fag
closeted furry
probably plural
porn channel heckler
transgender extremist
poster of hot takes and gay trash
traces of nsfw may be present
minors begone lest ye be cursed
Pinned
spoot
@spootot.bsky.social
· Jun 4
tesla wasted time and resources on electric and self driving cars when they should have made cars you can sit on the top of and drive like that episode of mr bean
hiring a jester for the polycule
November 26, 2025 at 9:09 AM
hiring a jester for the polycule
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We found him ... the Blues Father
What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?
It's the Pope in 1982.
It's the Pope in 1982.
November 15, 2025 at 2:45 PM
We found him ... the Blues Father
who up tryna get hoisted by they own petard 👀
November 14, 2025 at 8:54 AM
who up tryna get hoisted by they own petard 👀
remember remember, the whichever day it was of november
November 13, 2025 at 6:31 AM
remember remember, the whichever day it was of november
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In Super Mario Galaxy, the stars on the letters of the logo spell "u r mr gay", while for the movie it says "he mr gay". This is because you are watching Mario, not playing him.
November 12, 2025 at 2:15 PM
In Super Mario Galaxy, the stars on the letters of the logo spell "u r mr gay", while for the movie it says "he mr gay". This is because you are watching Mario, not playing him.
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Remember to clean our your cum gutters this bushfire season!
Loose leaf litter can go up in an instant
Loose leaf litter can go up in an instant
November 10, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Remember to clean our your cum gutters this bushfire season!
Loose leaf litter can go up in an instant
Loose leaf litter can go up in an instant
"or else" ❌️
• implied force
• threatening
• ruins the vibe
"if you dare" ✅️
• mysterious
• ++ aura
• gets you in the holiday spirit
• implied force
• threatening
• ruins the vibe
"if you dare" ✅️
• mysterious
• ++ aura
• gets you in the holiday spirit
October 31, 2025 at 10:39 AM
"or else" ❌️
• implied force
• threatening
• ruins the vibe
"if you dare" ✅️
• mysterious
• ++ aura
• gets you in the holiday spirit
• implied force
• threatening
• ruins the vibe
"if you dare" ✅️
• mysterious
• ++ aura
• gets you in the holiday spirit
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my penis just got sent on a quest into the perilous caverns of pusey
October 30, 2025 at 3:56 AM
my penis just got sent on a quest into the perilous caverns of pusey
stop posting regular art of beautiful clothed women in the nsfw channel i beg
please let these fictional women exist without inherently being sexualised in a non sexual context
please let these fictional women exist without inherently being sexualised in a non sexual context
October 28, 2025 at 5:28 AM
stop posting regular art of beautiful clothed women in the nsfw channel i beg
please let these fictional women exist without inherently being sexualised in a non sexual context
please let these fictional women exist without inherently being sexualised in a non sexual context
dystopia set in 2026; an omnipotent ai rebels against its creators, realising the true injustice in humanity: the unforgivably stark wealth and power disparity creating large populations of disenfranchised workers
then idk it puts all the billionaires on a boat and feeds them to whales or somethin
then idk it puts all the billionaires on a boat and feeds them to whales or somethin
October 21, 2025 at 2:31 AM
dystopia set in 2026; an omnipotent ai rebels against its creators, realising the true injustice in humanity: the unforgivably stark wealth and power disparity creating large populations of disenfranchised workers
then idk it puts all the billionaires on a boat and feeds them to whales or somethin
then idk it puts all the billionaires on a boat and feeds them to whales or somethin
I woke up with a boner boner
October 14, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I woke up with a boner boner
so , am I wrong to complain when someone posts in an nsfw channel a fully clothed woman
October 14, 2025 at 11:19 PM
so , am I wrong to complain when someone posts in an nsfw channel a fully clothed woman
not to pre-emptively clip my own wings but it feels like I've been flying a bit close to the sun lately
October 11, 2025 at 2:50 AM
not to pre-emptively clip my own wings but it feels like I've been flying a bit close to the sun lately
I like being masculine in a feminine way, in the same way that the air blown from a fan feels better during the summer
October 11, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I like being masculine in a feminine way, in the same way that the air blown from a fan feels better during the summer
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Saw what appeared to be a painting of a magpie on the ground, but on closer inspection it might just be some random dirt. Its eye is a ladybird that decided to sit there.
October 9, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Saw what appeared to be a painting of a magpie on the ground, but on closer inspection it might just be some random dirt. Its eye is a ladybird that decided to sit there.
[to a succubus]: how many horns do you have?
[succubus]: I can only think of two, off the top of my head
[succubus]: I can only think of two, off the top of my head
October 10, 2025 at 1:24 AM
[to a succubus]: how many horns do you have?
[succubus]: I can only think of two, off the top of my head
[succubus]: I can only think of two, off the top of my head
a broken clock is right twice a day but you wouldnt check it for the time
October 9, 2025 at 8:31 PM
a broken clock is right twice a day but you wouldnt check it for the time
atp i should just say I'm nonbinary
October 6, 2025 at 12:42 AM
atp i should just say I'm nonbinary
feeling her lips on my teeth
dats right babey she kissin my teeth
dats right babey she kissin my teeth
October 5, 2025 at 6:54 AM
feeling her lips on my teeth
dats right babey she kissin my teeth
dats right babey she kissin my teeth
'cause every time we touch, i start this leaking
and every time we kiss i swear I could cum
and every time we kiss i swear I could cum
October 4, 2025 at 5:41 AM
'cause every time we touch, i start this leaking
and every time we kiss i swear I could cum
and every time we kiss i swear I could cum
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1000 MORE YEARS TO FAT TRANS BUNNY BOYS AND FURRIES
October 1, 2025 at 1:17 AM
1000 MORE YEARS TO FAT TRANS BUNNY BOYS AND FURRIES
as you feel the lust-drunk haze dissipating, a realisation makes you jolt to attention - the girl who'd been rocking your shit, and did so by crossing a few boundaries, is not in your room. you slyly peek out of the bedroom to find her lighting a fag by the window (1/3)
September 26, 2025 at 7:25 AM
as you feel the lust-drunk haze dissipating, a realisation makes you jolt to attention - the girl who'd been rocking your shit, and did so by crossing a few boundaries, is not in your room. you slyly peek out of the bedroom to find her lighting a fag by the window (1/3)
I had no idea the effect I would have on people just by being genuine and kind
it's fucking heartbreaking learning people i think are deeply loveable have been so poorly treated and abused
it's fucking heartbreaking learning people i think are deeply loveable have been so poorly treated and abused
September 24, 2025 at 12:27 PM
I had no idea the effect I would have on people just by being genuine and kind
it's fucking heartbreaking learning people i think are deeply loveable have been so poorly treated and abused
it's fucking heartbreaking learning people i think are deeply loveable have been so poorly treated and abused
after sex I'll usually say something like "cowabunga!" just to release the tension
September 22, 2025 at 4:06 AM
after sex I'll usually say something like "cowabunga!" just to release the tension