Yeah I was on bsky when it was invite only, I'm part of a pretty selective few, otherwise known as "social media addicted losers"

From Keith Haring's journals

lol. lmao.

if I have nothing at least I have girltwink

this weather is making me want to do unspeakable things in the name of joy

“cancelling plans is like SEX!!!! 😩” yeah bro same; im nervous leading up to it, i feel like im doing the right stuff during, & i have a sinking feeling based on nothing that the person i did it with hates me for the rest of the day

Thinking about doing some things that make me feel good in the moment but that immediately afterwards instill a great deal of physical and/or emotional pain. Does modern society have anything to offer me in this regard

soooo nice of the cta to post signs with bus route changes for the marathon tomorrow and then actually start them a day earlier than announced 🥰🥰

i cannot imagine this my entire life is just going from predicament to predicament

i’m not a smoker but sometimes i kinda want a cigarette, or for an asteroid to crash into the earth

o u think i'm annoying?? i make u soo mad??? my existence frustrates u?????? when r we gonna kiss

*sees a rock* damn man i should’ve gone into geology *sees a phrase* damn man i should’ve gone into linguistics *sees a cell* damn man i should’ve gone into biology *sees a painting* damn man i should’ve gone into art history *sees

have you guys heard about this thing called "vacation days"? apparently it's when you can take the day off work to go to a concert but they'll still pay you????