The teacher lady with the snakes
@spookyformerginger.bsky.social
Welcome, make yourself uncomfortable.
Mother of misunderstood pets.
Reader of scary books.
Lover of morbid humor.
Overall unusual human.
Mother of misunderstood pets.
Reader of scary books.
Lover of morbid humor.
Overall unusual human.
Am I the only one who gets the animalistic urge to shit on the windshield of every Tesla Cybertruck I see? Surely someone gets it. Where are my people?
December 13, 2024 at 8:38 PM
Am I the only one who gets the animalistic urge to shit on the windshield of every Tesla Cybertruck I see? Surely someone gets it. Where are my people?
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I do think that it's always a good time to reflect on the fact that we either are or interact daily with people who are unnecessarily suffering, often in silence, due to the US healthcare system. Just because it's the stroke of a pen or algorithmic doesn't make it any less violent or dehumanizing.
December 9, 2024 at 8:42 PM
I do think that it's always a good time to reflect on the fact that we either are or interact daily with people who are unnecessarily suffering, often in silence, due to the US healthcare system. Just because it's the stroke of a pen or algorithmic doesn't make it any less violent or dehumanizing.
All in favor of Luigi Mangione for Time’s Person of the Year.
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December 11, 2024 at 12:20 AM
All in favor of Luigi Mangione for Time’s Person of the Year.
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"That's right, I saw him ordering the Mcnuggets, officer."
December 10, 2024 at 12:50 AM
"That's right, I saw him ordering the Mcnuggets, officer."
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Thou shalt not kill' also means 'thou shalt not let profit margins decide who lives and who dies.'
December 11, 2024 at 12:05 AM
Thou shalt not kill' also means 'thou shalt not let profit margins decide who lives and who dies.'
So we’re all in agreement about the healthcare thing right? It’s a non partisan, humanitarian, issue. What are WE going to do about it?
December 7, 2024 at 8:12 PM
So we’re all in agreement about the healthcare thing right? It’s a non partisan, humanitarian, issue. What are WE going to do about it?
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Putting foxes in charge of the henhouse is perfectly logical — if your goal is to watch the chickens get ripped to shreds.
December 1, 2024 at 11:54 AM
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Buying myself an advent calendar to keep up the pretence that daily chocolate is a novelty, as opposed to my general way of life
November 30, 2024 at 9:40 PM
Buying myself an advent calendar to keep up the pretence that daily chocolate is a novelty, as opposed to my general way of life
Panic. Caffeinate. Doomscroll. Repeat.
December 1, 2024 at 4:03 AM
Panic. Caffeinate. Doomscroll. Repeat.
My brain the whole time I was watching “Wow she really was a bitch. I love that for her!”
That woman remains an ICON forever.
That woman remains an ICON forever.
I’m watching “Martha” on Netflix. Martha Stewart is such an inspiration to me. She’s a flawed human being but she built an empire.
December 1, 2024 at 3:59 AM
My brain the whole time I was watching “Wow she really was a bitch. I love that for her!”
That woman remains an ICON forever.
That woman remains an ICON forever.
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Remember when songs would have a saxophone riff that would echo through the hollows of your soul? We used to be a real country
November 30, 2024 at 11:34 PM
Remember when songs would have a saxophone riff that would echo through the hollows of your soul? We used to be a real country
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My dating standards aren't difficult to meet. Just shower regularly, make sure you've got a few hobbies that you're passionate about, have decent control of 5-6 of your tentacles & know how to cook. I'm not asking for a lot.
November 28, 2024 at 2:56 AM
My dating standards aren't difficult to meet. Just shower regularly, make sure you've got a few hobbies that you're passionate about, have decent control of 5-6 of your tentacles & know how to cook. I'm not asking for a lot.
Anyone else see the video of the guy who removed the skin of the turkey before cooking it? We all agree to collectively reject that energy right? 🥴 some things just can’t be unseen
November 29, 2024 at 3:45 AM
Anyone else see the video of the guy who removed the skin of the turkey before cooking it? We all agree to collectively reject that energy right? 🥴 some things just can’t be unseen
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Is wearing my noise cancelling headphones to Thanksgiving dinner too on the nose?
November 28, 2024 at 1:46 PM
Is wearing my noise cancelling headphones to Thanksgiving dinner too on the nose?
Where my obsession began
November 28, 2024 at 2:05 PM
Where my obsession began
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It’s true
You are a violent and irrepressible miracle. The vacuum of cosmos and the stars burning in it are afraid of you. Given enough time you would wipe us all out and replace us with nothing -- just by accident.
November 28, 2024 at 1:43 AM
It’s true
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At my funeral there’ll be a 37 minute montage of me trying to find something to watch on Netflix
November 27, 2024 at 11:53 AM
At my funeral there’ll be a 37 minute montage of me trying to find something to watch on Netflix
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I would join this gang. Photo from my collection, 1914.
November 27, 2024 at 6:35 PM
I would join this gang. Photo from my collection, 1914.
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the left: 'people are vulnerable, we should protect them.'
the right: 'people are vulnerable, we should exploit them.'
any questions?
the right: 'people are vulnerable, we should exploit them.'
any questions?
November 27, 2024 at 5:45 PM
the left: 'people are vulnerable, we should protect them.'
the right: 'people are vulnerable, we should exploit them.'
any questions?
the right: 'people are vulnerable, we should exploit them.'
any questions?
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I’m starting to think way too many people were cheering for the Empire in Star Wars.
November 26, 2024 at 3:04 PM
I’m starting to think way too many people were cheering for the Empire in Star Wars.
So when will it be available for lil boops on the snoots?
This new worm lizard discovery has some Dune sand worm vibes. #wormlizard #sandlizard #DuneProphecy #Dune #reptiles #Tunisia #reptilesmagazine reptilesmagazine.com/worlds-large...
World's Largest Worm Lizard That Resembles Sandworm from Dune Discovered In Tunisia - Reptiles Magazine
The researchers used micro-computed tomography to document the anatomy of the worm lizard that differentiate it from others.
reptilesmagazine.com
November 27, 2024 at 7:06 PM
So when will it be available for lil boops on the snoots?
Drake is my middle schooler students as I literally watch them do dumb shit and they look me dead in the eye and say “I didn’t even do anything!” 🙄
Drake: "We fed false information to Kendrick and he took the bait."
Also Drake: "Kendrick has no basis for calling me a pedophile! Litigation!!!"
Also Drake: "Kendrick has no basis for calling me a pedophile! Litigation!!!"
November 27, 2024 at 6:57 PM
Drake is my middle schooler students as I literally watch them do dumb shit and they look me dead in the eye and say “I didn’t even do anything!” 🙄
This one inspired my mantis tattoo! Baddies of the bug world.
www.alieward.com/ologies/mant... MEWDEXTER WTF
November 27, 2024 at 6:50 PM
This one inspired my mantis tattoo! Baddies of the bug world.