Ruby Stiff- She/Her
@spleensthecat.bsky.social
Formerly from Twitter with the same handle, and AO3 as RubyStiff89. Horses, art, chaos and now with a Bachelor's Degree!!
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Everything for sale currently on my #etsy store. I try to use recycled frames from local charity shops where possible
www.etsy.com/au/shop/Kiri...
www.etsy.com/au/shop/Kiri...
Driving to work this morning I passed a young man presumably out for a jog but he was wearing black and white stripes which made him look like an escaped convict from a cartoon and only the pink headphones clued me in that he wasn't
a cartoon character named bugs bunny is wearing a striped shirt with the number 3 1/2 on it
ALT: a cartoon character named bugs bunny is wearing a striped shirt with the number 3 1/2 on it
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May 31, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Driving to work this morning I passed a young man presumably out for a jog but he was wearing black and white stripes which made him look like an escaped convict from a cartoon and only the pink headphones clued me in that he wasn't
I love when you're chatting with an older lady and go "I'm single for a reason" and they're like GOOD FOR YOU. STAY THAT WAY. Yes Queen. I will. I intend to
May 31, 2025 at 7:03 AM
I love when you're chatting with an older lady and go "I'm single for a reason" and they're like GOOD FOR YOU. STAY THAT WAY. Yes Queen. I will. I intend to
Do you ever meet a Boomer and want to hit them with "let me guess, your adult children are no contact and you have no idea why?"
May 29, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Do you ever meet a Boomer and want to hit them with "let me guess, your adult children are no contact and you have no idea why?"
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“Man, this month SUCKED.”
— Emperor Palpatine after Thrawn vanished, both the ISB and the Inquisitorius pretty much collapsed, Axis didn’t get caught, the Death Star plans leaked TWICE, the Death Star blew up, both Krennic and Tarkin died, and the Rebellion escaped Yavin safely.
— Emperor Palpatine after Thrawn vanished, both the ISB and the Inquisitorius pretty much collapsed, Axis didn’t get caught, the Death Star plans leaked TWICE, the Death Star blew up, both Krennic and Tarkin died, and the Rebellion escaped Yavin safely.
May 26, 2025 at 7:22 PM
“Man, this month SUCKED.”
— Emperor Palpatine after Thrawn vanished, both the ISB and the Inquisitorius pretty much collapsed, Axis didn’t get caught, the Death Star plans leaked TWICE, the Death Star blew up, both Krennic and Tarkin died, and the Rebellion escaped Yavin safely.
— Emperor Palpatine after Thrawn vanished, both the ISB and the Inquisitorius pretty much collapsed, Axis didn’t get caught, the Death Star plans leaked TWICE, the Death Star blew up, both Krennic and Tarkin died, and the Rebellion escaped Yavin safely.
I still haven't recovered from Tech's helmet being in the title card line up at the beginning of Tales of the Underworld. Star Wars and Dave Filoni once again owe me damages
May 17, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I still haven't recovered from Tech's helmet being in the title card line up at the beginning of Tales of the Underworld. Star Wars and Dave Filoni once again owe me damages
My headcannon of the day is Mon Mothmas was 100% gonna call her baby Leia and then got invited to Alderaan and gets introduced to Bail and Breha's surprise baby Leia because your workmates adopting another workmates baby and then stealing the name you had chosen is peak comedy
May 12, 2025 at 2:05 AM
My headcannon of the day is Mon Mothmas was 100% gonna call her baby Leia and then got invited to Alderaan and gets introduced to Bail and Breha's surprise baby Leia because your workmates adopting another workmates baby and then stealing the name you had chosen is peak comedy
Case and Tars are my favourite non-SW robots
May 12, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Case and Tars are my favourite non-SW robots
Do you ever see someone's anniversary post that's "23 years together 💕 💍 💒🎉" and just think how have you not murdered that man yet?
May 12, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Do you ever see someone's anniversary post that's "23 years together 💕 💍 💒🎉" and just think how have you not murdered that man yet?
Just on my way to throw hands with Dave Filoni for this.....
May 4, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Just on my way to throw hands with Dave Filoni for this.....
Oh it's so good to have Asajj Ventress back but Dave Filoni owes me for emotional damages for the first few minutes of episode 1 #TalesoftheUnderworld
May 4, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Oh it's so good to have Asajj Ventress back but Dave Filoni owes me for emotional damages for the first few minutes of episode 1 #TalesoftheUnderworld
Look I'm not saying @kinermusic.bsky.social should write a country music song about Cad Bane after watching Tales of the Underworld. What I'm saying is it's basically written itself at this point
May 4, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Look I'm not saying @kinermusic.bsky.social should write a country music song about Cad Bane after watching Tales of the Underworld. What I'm saying is it's basically written itself at this point
Idea for a story: a family of clearly force sensitive individuals who refuse to acknowledge the force and the hijinks they end up in because of it.
Source: my own damn family who won't acknowledge a solid half of us are on the spectrum and as a result end up in some English sitcom worthy situations
Source: my own damn family who won't acknowledge a solid half of us are on the spectrum and as a result end up in some English sitcom worthy situations
April 6, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Idea for a story: a family of clearly force sensitive individuals who refuse to acknowledge the force and the hijinks they end up in because of it.
Source: my own damn family who won't acknowledge a solid half of us are on the spectrum and as a result end up in some English sitcom worthy situations
Source: my own damn family who won't acknowledge a solid half of us are on the spectrum and as a result end up in some English sitcom worthy situations
We'll take it from here 😂😂
April 3, 2025 at 11:45 AM
We'll take it from here 😂😂
I am so fricken keen for this
First trailer for ‘Star Wars: Tales of the Underworld’
Releasing on Disney+ May 4
Releasing on Disney+ May 4
April 2, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I am so fricken keen for this
Today one of my work mates discovered that not only are there 9 star wars movies but a number of tv shows and novels including the Thrawn one I was reading.
It was mostly consensual, he asked what I was reading in the breakroom 😂😂
It was mostly consensual, he asked what I was reading in the breakroom 😂😂
April 2, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Today one of my work mates discovered that not only are there 9 star wars movies but a number of tv shows and novels including the Thrawn one I was reading.
It was mostly consensual, he asked what I was reading in the breakroom 😂😂
It was mostly consensual, he asked what I was reading in the breakroom 😂😂
I got reminded of how us Aussies speak our own damn language the other day when I saw a sign that read
FISHO
SERVO
THURS
And immediately understood it as "travelling Fishmonger will be at local petrol station on Thursday"
FISHO
SERVO
THURS
And immediately understood it as "travelling Fishmonger will be at local petrol station on Thursday"
March 31, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I got reminded of how us Aussies speak our own damn language the other day when I saw a sign that read
FISHO
SERVO
THURS
And immediately understood it as "travelling Fishmonger will be at local petrol station on Thursday"
FISHO
SERVO
THURS
And immediately understood it as "travelling Fishmonger will be at local petrol station on Thursday"
Friends of mine have a 4yr old and an 18month old. Dad is French, Mum is from Kazakhstan and they live in Australia and it's hilarious hearing the 18month cycle through languages when she dosnt want to do something
"NO!!" *More insistently* "NŌ!!!" *furiously* "NYEEEEEEEET!!!!"
"NO!!" *More insistently* "NŌ!!!" *furiously* "NYEEEEEEEET!!!!"
March 30, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Friends of mine have a 4yr old and an 18month old. Dad is French, Mum is from Kazakhstan and they live in Australia and it's hilarious hearing the 18month cycle through languages when she dosnt want to do something
"NO!!" *More insistently* "NŌ!!!" *furiously* "NYEEEEEEEET!!!!"
"NO!!" *More insistently* "NŌ!!!" *furiously* "NYEEEEEEEET!!!!"
Trying to put Spanx on in 95% humidity should be considered an Olympic sport
March 29, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Trying to put Spanx on in 95% humidity should be considered an Olympic sport
Started watching #Adolescence which like any good British telly is a game of "what other British TV show have I see this actor in???"
March 28, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Started watching #Adolescence which like any good British telly is a game of "what other British TV show have I see this actor in???"
The way I would write a Star Wars Sitcom/buddy cop series set during the clone wars in a heartbeat
#Andor creator Tony Gilroy hopes his show will inspire a Star Wars horror movie or sitcom
"I always fantasized that the show would break new ground ... We've worked really hard on 'Andor' to make our lane, and it's up to other people now to find another way to do it"
(via Games Radar)
"I always fantasized that the show would break new ground ... We've worked really hard on 'Andor' to make our lane, and it's up to other people now to find another way to do it"
(via Games Radar)
March 28, 2025 at 12:01 AM
The way I would write a Star Wars Sitcom/buddy cop series set during the clone wars in a heartbeat
Tell me high school traumatised you without telling me. I'll go first: yesterday I walked out of Target and was looking at the receipt when I heard giggling. Looked up and there was a gaggle of teenage girls looking my way, huddled and giggling and IMMEDIATELY my anxiety spiked
March 28, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Tell me high school traumatised you without telling me. I'll go first: yesterday I walked out of Target and was looking at the receipt when I heard giggling. Looked up and there was a gaggle of teenage girls looking my way, huddled and giggling and IMMEDIATELY my anxiety spiked
Beat a personal record today in the most expensive tile I've ever quoted for a customer
$3200AUD a meter square
$3200AUD a meter square
March 26, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Beat a personal record today in the most expensive tile I've ever quoted for a customer
$3200AUD a meter square
$3200AUD a meter square
One of the most underrated, funny things about Star Wars is how Wullf Yularen had to put up with Anakin Skywalkers chaos in the clone wars, joined the Empire and had to put up with Darth Vader.
Classic. Serves you right
Classic. Serves you right
March 25, 2025 at 9:45 AM
One of the most underrated, funny things about Star Wars is how Wullf Yularen had to put up with Anakin Skywalkers chaos in the clone wars, joined the Empire and had to put up with Darth Vader.
Classic. Serves you right
Classic. Serves you right
It's all fun and games having a touch of the 'tism until your patter recognition points out the golden ball sacks in the new wallpaper at work and you can't unsee it
March 24, 2025 at 8:45 PM
It's all fun and games having a touch of the 'tism until your patter recognition points out the golden ball sacks in the new wallpaper at work and you can't unsee it
The signs have always been there but I had a 'yer a wizard harry' moment with a friend who is a very loud and proud ADHD/Autistic except it was more "yer got the 'tism Harry' followed by a few more years of denial
March 24, 2025 at 9:55 AM
The signs have always been there but I had a 'yer a wizard harry' moment with a friend who is a very loud and proud ADHD/Autistic except it was more "yer got the 'tism Harry' followed by a few more years of denial