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Sam, this is Die-Hardman. I'm sure you've heard of the Hokey Pokey by now. If you'd like to try it yourself, you can start by putting your right arm in and then taking your right arm out. Be warned though, if you put your right arm back in, you WILL have to shake it all about.
March 22, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Sam, this is Die-Hardman. I'm sure you've heard of the Hokey Pokey by now. If you'd like to try it yourself, you can start by putting your right arm in and then taking your right arm out. Be warned though, if you put your right arm back in, you WILL have to shake it all about.
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January 21, 2025 at 9:14 PM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaH!
i forgot this website exists
December 20, 2024 at 5:38 AM
i forgot this website exists
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ash is 100% correct and if you need any proof go take a look at what your account auto-filters with the default bsky content moderation. i’m sorry but “rude” is such an arbitrary descriptor and auto-filtering it is wild
November 15, 2024 at 3:23 PM
ash is 100% correct and if you need any proof go take a look at what your account auto-filters with the default bsky content moderation. i’m sorry but “rude” is such an arbitrary descriptor and auto-filtering it is wild
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21 years ago Joe had a simple question
June 12, 2024 at 8:14 PM
21 years ago Joe had a simple question
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Hey can someone send me money so I can uber to work tomorrow? My car just broke down and I’m a half hour away from home I just need to get there to get my work clothes and then get to work tomorrow morning plz help.
November 15, 2024 at 10:41 PM
Hey can someone send me money so I can uber to work tomorrow? My car just broke down and I’m a half hour away from home I just need to get there to get my work clothes and then get to work tomorrow morning plz help.
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Bluesky devs if you can hear me PLEASE add circles, it’s like field of dreams but instead of a baseball field it’s Twitter circles and instead of ghosts it’s my oomfs
October 17, 2024 at 1:45 AM
Bluesky devs if you can hear me PLEASE add circles, it’s like field of dreams but instead of a baseball field it’s Twitter circles and instead of ghosts it’s my oomfs
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Your stepdad coming into the kitchen and drinking your juice box after absolutely destroying your mom’s meat locker.
October 17, 2023 at 4:53 PM
Your stepdad coming into the kitchen and drinking your juice box after absolutely destroying your mom’s meat locker.
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it IS pretty funny that there were all of those anonymous quotes from executives being like "we'll see how strong these writers are when there's no CHRISTMAS this year!!!" and then they immediately lost $500 million and caved before October
September 25, 2023 at 3:29 AM
it IS pretty funny that there were all of those anonymous quotes from executives being like "we'll see how strong these writers are when there's no CHRISTMAS this year!!!" and then they immediately lost $500 million and caved before October
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john kramer will sometimes flick an image on the screen about where the victim is supposed to look for their key and it will look like this
September 29, 2023 at 4:09 AM
john kramer will sometimes flick an image on the screen about where the victim is supposed to look for their key and it will look like this
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The drawing is old but Doctor Worm is timeless. The greatest song ever written.
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July 26, 2023 at 5:50 PM
The drawing is old but Doctor Worm is timeless. The greatest song ever written.
🎨
🎨
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You wanna talk bicons, she better be on your list
August 3, 2023 at 6:06 PM
You wanna talk bicons, she better be on your list
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lee harvey oswald: *in the book depository* this is for what you did to that bay full of innocent pigs
August 4, 2023 at 10:22 AM
lee harvey oswald: *in the book depository* this is for what you did to that bay full of innocent pigs
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If you just fuckin listen I'm - I'm explaining how to post alright. You gotta be horny - not too horny don't get really horny, just regular horny. You gotta fuckin post replies. All day. Every day just reply. Be kind of horny be fuckin funny and re - no shut the fuck up I'm - I'm telling you just r-
August 2, 2023 at 3:21 AM
If you just fuckin listen I'm - I'm explaining how to post alright. You gotta be horny - not too horny don't get really horny, just regular horny. You gotta fuckin post replies. All day. Every day just reply. Be kind of horny be fuckin funny and re - no shut the fuck up I'm - I'm telling you just r-
can i tweet about wanting to kill myself on here without getting suspended
July 29, 2023 at 10:00 AM
can i tweet about wanting to kill myself on here without getting suspended
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hollowing out a CRT TV and sucking dick thru it
July 24, 2023 at 10:42 PM
hollowing out a CRT TV and sucking dick thru it
testing testing. is this thing on
July 25, 2023 at 10:58 PM
testing testing. is this thing on