Rita
@southerndelite.bsky.social
Hashtag games, coffee addict, avid reader, eclectic musical tastes, cat mom, and nana of 3. Don't confuse my southern accent with low intelligence!
"It's ok to color outside of the lines, think outside of the box, and dance to your own music" I ignore DMs
"It's ok to color outside of the lines, think outside of the box, and dance to your own music" I ignore DMs
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FLIGHT ATTENDANT: is there a doctor on board
PSYCHOLOGIST: i’m a doctor
FLIGHT ATTENDANT: no we need a medical doctor
PSYCHOLOGIST: *clicks pen* and how does that make you feel
PSYCHOLOGIST: i’m a doctor
FLIGHT ATTENDANT: no we need a medical doctor
PSYCHOLOGIST: *clicks pen* and how does that make you feel
June 14, 2025 at 3:18 PM
FLIGHT ATTENDANT: is there a doctor on board
PSYCHOLOGIST: i’m a doctor
FLIGHT ATTENDANT: no we need a medical doctor
PSYCHOLOGIST: *clicks pen* and how does that make you feel
PSYCHOLOGIST: i’m a doctor
FLIGHT ATTENDANT: no we need a medical doctor
PSYCHOLOGIST: *clicks pen* and how does that make you feel
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Music clears the static noise from my cluttered mind.
June 14, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Music clears the static noise from my cluttered mind.
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A Democratic Mayor arrested.
A Democratic Congresswoman indicted.
A Democratic Senator tackled and detained.
A Democratic State Representative killed.
A Democratic State Representative in critical condition.
We can all see where this is going.
A Democratic Congresswoman indicted.
A Democratic Senator tackled and detained.
A Democratic State Representative killed.
A Democratic State Representative in critical condition.
We can all see where this is going.
June 14, 2025 at 3:57 PM
A Democratic Mayor arrested.
A Democratic Congresswoman indicted.
A Democratic Senator tackled and detained.
A Democratic State Representative killed.
A Democratic State Representative in critical condition.
We can all see where this is going.
A Democratic Congresswoman indicted.
A Democratic Senator tackled and detained.
A Democratic State Representative killed.
A Democratic State Representative in critical condition.
We can all see where this is going.
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Someone dressing up as a police office and shooting two elected officials IN THEIR HOMES is yet another example of why ICE agents need to identify themselves if they are detaining anyone.
June 14, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Someone dressing up as a police office and shooting two elected officials IN THEIR HOMES is yet another example of why ICE agents need to identify themselves if they are detaining anyone.
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In America, we have no Kings, no Queens, no nobles, no dictators, and no emperors. We have no slaves, no serfs and no subjects.
Just us—‘We the People.’
Just us—‘We the People.’
June 14, 2025 at 3:31 PM
In America, we have no Kings, no Queens, no nobles, no dictators, and no emperors. We have no slaves, no serfs and no subjects.
Just us—‘We the People.’
Just us—‘We the People.’
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Happy Obama Appreciation Day
June 14, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Happy Obama Appreciation Day
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I would like my state, every state, to mandate badges, name plates, no masks, for all law enforcement in the state. And if federal agents try to break the mandate, arrest them, then let the courts sort it out.
June 14, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I would like my state, every state, to mandate badges, name plates, no masks, for all law enforcement in the state. And if federal agents try to break the mandate, arrest them, then let the courts sort it out.
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“A deranged maniac impersonated a police officer and killed lawmakers but if you’re an immigrant be sure you immediately comply with plain clothes people who won’t identify themselves telling you to get in a van”, what a fuckin country
June 14, 2025 at 4:33 PM
“A deranged maniac impersonated a police officer and killed lawmakers but if you’re an immigrant be sure you immediately comply with plain clothes people who won’t identify themselves telling you to get in a van”, what a fuckin country
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June 14, 2025 at 10:29 AM
June 14, 2025 at 5:02 PM
#ItsFriday13thAndIm not scared of your superstitions.
a woman with red lipstick is holding a cup of coffee .
ALT: a woman with red lipstick is holding a cup of coffee .
media.tenor.com
June 13, 2025 at 6:15 AM
#ItsFriday13thAndIm not scared of your superstitions.
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#ItsFriday13thAndIm is the Friday Edition of The #WakeUpNFeelGood #HashtagGame !
Follow your host and PLAY NOW with @FeelGoodOnBluesky.bsky.social and @WakeUpNFeelGood.bsky.social !
Follow your host and PLAY NOW with @FeelGoodOnBluesky.bsky.social and @WakeUpNFeelGood.bsky.social !
June 13, 2025 at 6:00 AM
#ItsFriday13thAndIm is the Friday Edition of The #WakeUpNFeelGood #HashtagGame !
Follow your host and PLAY NOW with @FeelGoodOnBluesky.bsky.social and @WakeUpNFeelGood.bsky.social !
Follow your host and PLAY NOW with @FeelGoodOnBluesky.bsky.social and @WakeUpNFeelGood.bsky.social !
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#ItsFriday13thAndIm Still not suspicious, touch wood
June 13, 2025 at 6:07 AM
#ItsFriday13thAndIm Still not suspicious, touch wood
#ItsFriday13thAndIm feeling lucky.
a black cat with a jason voorhees mask says beware i 'm coming on friday the 13th
ALT: a black cat with a jason voorhees mask says beware i 'm coming on friday the 13th
media.tenor.com
June 13, 2025 at 6:09 AM
#ItsFriday13thAndIm feeling lucky.
May 29, 2025 at 3:00 AM
May 29, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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AND our national forests are NOT FOR SALE.
May 28, 2025 at 1:11 PM
AND our national forests are NOT FOR SALE.
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A coworker just said “See you next Tuesday!” to me and actually meant that she’s off work until next Tuesday. What a cunt.
May 28, 2025 at 10:04 PM
A coworker just said “See you next Tuesday!” to me and actually meant that she’s off work until next Tuesday. What a cunt.
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“Boot Scootin’ Boogie” by Brooks & Dunn was a US #50 hit in 1992. ⭐️⭐️⭐️ #brooksdunn #country #EveryHitSongEver
May 29, 2025 at 2:39 AM
“Boot Scootin’ Boogie” by Brooks & Dunn was a US #50 hit in 1992. ⭐️⭐️⭐️ #brooksdunn #country #EveryHitSongEver
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How to determine your real age:
What sounds more exciting?
a) a great party
b) an early bedtime
What sounds more exciting?
a) a great party
b) an early bedtime
May 10, 2025 at 9:28 PM
How to determine your real age:
What sounds more exciting?
a) a great party
b) an early bedtime
What sounds more exciting?
a) a great party
b) an early bedtime
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It’s only a lie if it’s uttered in the Fibbingshire region of England, otherwise it’s just sparkling bullshit.
May 28, 2025 at 11:48 PM
It’s only a lie if it’s uttered in the Fibbingshire region of England, otherwise it’s just sparkling bullshit.
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The cool thing about having a fragile ego is that there are so many opportunities to be humbled
May 29, 2025 at 2:28 AM
The cool thing about having a fragile ego is that there are so many opportunities to be humbled
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I reskeet myself because I believe in y’all’s capacity to get the joke eventually
May 28, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I reskeet myself because I believe in y’all’s capacity to get the joke eventually