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the ffvii compilation is so funny in concept, remember when they said loveless was not just something that was coincidentally on a poster but was actually both a shakespeare play and like a biblically important text
September 20, 2023 at 5:55 PM
thought i pretty much had a handle on open container laws, don’t have a beer in a car, i get it, makes sense, but i just found out that law doesn’t apply to limos or certain buses???? and now everything is different
July 11, 2023 at 5:30 PM
christopher mcquarrie when he’s in a having the juice competition and brad bird is his opponent
July 10, 2023 at 10:59 PM
rogue nation started. i love a movie where someone in the government goes “there should not be a secret second CIA that’s even less accountable than the first normal CIA” and the audience is supposed to go “actually there SHOULD be one of those”
July 10, 2023 at 4:37 PM
July 9, 2023 at 11:55 PM
how did i fucking know jj was gonna have his own annoying cute visual callback to ethan hanging from the wire with his arms and legs out
July 9, 2023 at 10:36 PM
okay i guess “keri russel’s in this” was an optimistic statement
also look at that cast. keri russell’s in this? philip seymour hoffman? simon pegg finally?? LAURENCE FISHBURNE?!???
July 9, 2023 at 10:25 PM
kinda pumped for m:i-3 because i honestly like a lot of jj abrams garbage lol
July 9, 2023 at 9:39 PM
feels bad not loving this one because some very cool stuff happens in it and the opening convinced me that i was in for a fun flirty low-stakes adventure but man, nothing really captured me here i’m sorry to say
July 9, 2023 at 9:36 PM
it’s incredible how frequently an action movie reveals that the villain’s real motive was stock market manipulation, the most boring crime
July 9, 2023 at 9:01 PM
beginning my first watch of the mission impossible series :)
July 9, 2023 at 6:30 PM
girl like you getting into “video gaming”… just seems a waste, that’s all
July 7, 2023 at 3:38 PM
i honestly think maybe the best political system would involve picking someone entirely at random every five years or so to be in charge. no way to put your finger on the scale or something, if you are drafted to be president, bad news dude
July 5, 2023 at 11:10 PM
the annoying thing about posting for an inscrutable algorithm is that you never know if your innocuous thought will reach like ten friends who you like talking to and sometimes disagreeing with or seventeen thousand people who each individually want you dead for different reasons
July 3, 2023 at 9:35 PM
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Georges Méliès after meeting the Lumière brothers:
Please post a bunch of individual frames as pictures and let me swipe through them real quick to create the illusion of motion
July 3, 2023 at 8:42 PM
once again thinking about the time george lucas revealed that the “clones” in the clone wars, which had been hinted at for decades, were not clones of any characters we knew or even any characters we would come to know but were instead clones of boba fett’s dad
July 3, 2023 at 4:36 AM
July 3, 2023 at 12:49 AM
seated for the new wes anderson. only read the beginning of the title before i bought my ticket but what can i say, i love asteroids. i just hope there aren’t any cities in this
July 2, 2023 at 10:38 PM
ffxvi’s new game plus is so confusing in so many ways. perhaps most puzzling in that the game is clearly balanced around being the most fun on the hard mode that can only be unlocked after finishing the game
July 2, 2023 at 4:31 PM
transformers: rise of the beasts pitches a great crime that a human and a transformer could do together in the first act and the whole movie i was sitting there like fuck that’s a GREAT idea for a crime. and then they just never do it or mention it again
July 2, 2023 at 3:45 PM
i hope ever crisis is a total slam dunk because i think it would be cool if my goty list was just entirely final fantasy
July 2, 2023 at 3:32 PM
just remembered the theatrhythm finale medley shows every final fantasy game in order with little references to their most iconic score pieces except it just cuts off after xiv lmao
July 2, 2023 at 3:26 PM
it’s july which means it’s time to start thinking about my halloween costume…
July 2, 2023 at 3:05 PM
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absolutely insane blue sky has a racism dial
July 2, 2023 at 3:02 PM
70-80% of this app is the 38 y/o gf from this tweet
July 2, 2023 at 2:59 PM