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Highland dwelling runner and Partick Thistle fan.
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Jeremy Vine commenting on the Jacob Rees-Mogg reality show, "It's brilliant, isn't it"

Marina Purkiss, "No it's not.. I'm so sick of the media, whether it's that, or I'm a Celeb, sanitising people who harmed the country"

Well said 👏
December 16, 2024 at 2:25 PM
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sesame street isn't supposed to make money. the post office isn't supposed to make money. not everything is supposed to MAKE MONEY
December 16, 2024 at 4:16 PM
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A fire broke out backstage in a theatre. The clown came out to warn the public; they thought it was a joke and applauded. He repeated it; the acclaim was even greater. I think that's just how the world will come to an end: to general applause from wits who believe it's a joke.

—Søren Kierkegaard
December 17, 2024 at 9:03 AM
Ooft. Arses well and truly handed this evening. #UniversityChallenge
December 16, 2024 at 8:55 PM
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Football tonight was a grim watch. The pefrormance was poor, but the viewing experience wasn't improved by the wobbly camera work and the slug-trail reflections of the plastic pitch under floodlights.
December 13, 2024 at 9:41 PM
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I love this especially for research study designs
December 13, 2024 at 11:57 AM
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I would like to unsubscribe from these interesting times.
December 10, 2024 at 12:24 AM
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20 million people joined this site this year and it seems that only 1500 or so understand what a joke is
December 13, 2024 at 12:26 PM
Well now, BBC Scotland touting Big Brian Graham for Scotland women's team boss...
December 13, 2024 at 7:53 PM
Ffs Jags and Livi fans absolutely moronic with the pyro, given recent citations for other clubs. Fines incoming. Eejits.
December 13, 2024 at 7:48 PM
Oh dear, Pascal, that was gross... #BVBBAR #DORTMUND
December 11, 2024 at 11:07 PM
Just as well Pep has won a thing or two, if it was this run of form with Bristol City or East Fife he'd be out on his arse...
December 11, 2024 at 10:54 PM
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GO, @avasantina.bsky.social!!!

Tory idendikit MP: "We didn't have farmers protesting in Westminster."

Ava: "Yes, you did. [tory tries to protest] I covered it. You're not going to sit there and lie."
December 11, 2024 at 12:21 PM
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no one wants this but thank you anyway. may i suggest doing something completely different
December 11, 2024 at 4:48 PM
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Airdrie vs Falkirk - 1989.

Long punt from the keeper. Hilarious defending. Fantastic ball boy.
December 9, 2024 at 9:19 PM
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Well this is grim
July 6, 2024 at 10:15 PM
Never mind there being a big difference, how bloody disrespectful is this to ANYONE who's ACTUALLY been diagnosed with ASD?
There's a big difference between being on the spectrum and being a sociopath
December 9, 2024 at 5:29 PM
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There's a big difference between being on the spectrum and being a sociopath
December 8, 2024 at 8:48 PM
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What lies on its back, a hundred feet in the air?
A dead centipede

For much better dad jokes than that, go and follow all ten of the people in this starter pack (who posted my favourite groaners yesterday). And if you want to be in my next starter pack, just reply to this with your best dad joke...
December 8, 2024 at 11:44 AM
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STOP CALLING THEM "Mind-boggling Brexit rules"

IT'S SIMPLY "not being in the Single Market"

It's like having cancelled your gym subscription for good, then 4 years on being surprised at the "mind-boggling rules" which mean you can't work out for free on the apparatus ! 🤡
December 4, 2024 at 10:19 AM
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It is incredible that Scotland's only exam board is allowed to call this process an "appeal" when it is, by their own admission, just a "marking review". It's just a fundamentally dishonest approach.
December 3, 2024 at 9:47 AM
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Re: Gregg Wallace: Israel killed yet more Palestinian children today.
December 3, 2024 at 6:58 PM
Yuck. The "Discover" tab on here... *shudders*
December 3, 2024 at 8:48 PM
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Massive away win for the little fella.
December 2, 2024 at 1:38 PM
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City are an absolute mess, such a wee shame 😁
December 1, 2024 at 5:36 PM