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SomeOfJess
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When Dana Loesch called me a Karen I knew that like crunk, irony ain’t dead.
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Hey American Bluesky, have I got a treat for you from across the pond… the best thing on socials is now here and you do not want to miss it! #duvetknowitschristmas
4/ So, WHAT IS IT? Well, on Xmas Eve 2011 people started sending me photos of their sleeping arrangements, often compromised by there being Too Many People At The Inn And Not Enough Beds. I reposted them. A few years later it was given the hashtag #duvetknowitschristmas by someone funnier than me.
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Weird how offended Christians get about the teachings of Christ.
Lol
October 10, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Go see One Battle After Another, cause it’s really, really good.
October 10, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Particularly good weekender, @nickhauselman.bsky.social & @jysexton.bsky.social, thank you. Love the recommendations!
October 4, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Hey MAHA moms, you might wanna take a look at this.
Breaking News: The EPA moved to stop requiring polluters to report their emissions of greenhouse gases. The proposal would end a key tool the government uses to track carbon dioxide, methane and other gases that are driving climate change.
E.P.A. to Stop Collecting Emissions Data From Polluters
The data, from thousands of coal-burning power plants, oil refineries, steel mills and other industrial facilities, is the country’s most comprehensive way to track greenhouse gases.
nyti.ms
September 12, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Waiting to release the video so Kash and Dan could be there is stunning.
September 12, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Kash not live tweeting this presser, then?
September 12, 2025 at 1:52 AM
@nickhauselman.bsky.social @jysexton.bsky.social thanks so much for the pod last night, it was spot on. Sigh.
September 12, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Hey, BlueSky friends, one of my Twitter pals needs help resetting her password here. She’s blind so may need additional support, though not necessarily. I mention it as it would be great to connect her with a B S person rather than just tell her standard steps. LMK if you can help or know anyone….
April 26, 2025 at 6:23 AM
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🧵 I live in Los Angeles. We have not had to evacuate and are safe, but like many people here, I have friends who have lost everything. I realize I can't combat the firehose (see what I did there?) of bullshit spewing about this disaster from internet and media sources, but I'll say this:
January 11, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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Why aren’t rich dudes like Trump and Elon pledging to donate money to people or businesses displaced by the fires?

Hahahaha, just kidding! I know why.
January 9, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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Mr. "Step Back and Go Fuck Yourself in the Face" has opened a Cyber Charm School.
December 29, 2024 at 6:59 PM
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This is so spot-on it’s scary.
December 29, 2024 at 5:46 PM
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Absolutely *no* notes.
December 29, 2024 at 2:26 AM
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How a former reality TV show star became one of President Musk’s most trusted advisors
December 28, 2024 at 6:11 PM
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Everybody remember to go get you a library card to help keep them funded
December 27, 2024 at 7:17 PM
It’s a theory!
December 28, 2024 at 4:51 PM
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December 28, 2024 at 4:59 AM
Every time I spend time with my family I end up wondering about the theory of them (us but of course I am 100% on point, just winning at life all the time and in all ways). Obviously this is a colossal waste of time but it’s reflexive. Contrarian is the closest I’ve come.
December 27, 2024 at 8:48 PM
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Child Bankrupts Make-A-Wish Foundation
Child Bankrupts Make-A-Wish Foundation
YouTube video by The Onion
www.youtube.com
December 27, 2024 at 6:04 PM
No spoilers cause I’m not a dick, but Call the Midwife is not disappointing!
December 27, 2024 at 5:53 AM
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Opinion | It's time to stop immigration. Unless it's H1-B wage slaves.

by Elon Musk
December 26, 2024 at 11:41 PM
The MAGA infighting called for Pol Roger. Cheers!
December 27, 2024 at 2:34 AM
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No fan of loony Laura Loomer, but credit where credit is due, for a hit dog will holler.
December 26, 2024 at 6:48 PM