J Ferg
@somebodyscoolaunti.bsky.social
Kinda fit.
Hella funny (in my head, anyway).
A little bilingual.
Super Random.
Hella funny (in my head, anyway).
A little bilingual.
Super Random.
September 5, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Came home to this treasure, and I'm not even mad! It's definitely not bad at all...let's see how well it pairs with one of my other fave drinks - espresso
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#ICanDigIt #CrownRoyal #Chocolate #OhMy
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#ICanDigIt #CrownRoyal #Chocolate #OhMy
August 24, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Came home to this treasure, and I'm not even mad! It's definitely not bad at all...let's see how well it pairs with one of my other fave drinks - espresso
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#ICanDigIt #CrownRoyal #Chocolate #OhMy
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#ICanDigIt #CrownRoyal #Chocolate #OhMy
It's Saturday, and I'm already tired for Monday. At least I cracked a little smile, I guess.
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#WhyIsItStillThisHotAtTheEndOfAugust #SaturdaySelfie
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#WhyIsItStillThisHotAtTheEndOfAugust #SaturdaySelfie
August 23, 2025 at 11:05 PM
It's Saturday, and I'm already tired for Monday. At least I cracked a little smile, I guess.
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#WhyIsItStillThisHotAtTheEndOfAugust #SaturdaySelfie
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#WhyIsItStillThisHotAtTheEndOfAugust #SaturdaySelfie
Me, all weekend... #TeyanaTaylor AND #GhostfaceKillah dropped new albums today! It almost feels like those Fridays after work, hitting Blockbuster Music and Hastings in the 90s...
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#EscapeRoom #SupremeClientele2 #ILoveMusic
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#EscapeRoom #SupremeClientele2 #ILoveMusic
August 23, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Me, all weekend... #TeyanaTaylor AND #GhostfaceKillah dropped new albums today! It almost feels like those Fridays after work, hitting Blockbuster Music and Hastings in the 90s...
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#EscapeRoom #SupremeClientele2 #ILoveMusic
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#EscapeRoom #SupremeClientele2 #ILoveMusic
December 19, 2024 at 11:16 PM
Anyone wake up at 3:17am just to stay awake till almost 5am googling the amount of people who get bite by snakes while sitting on the toilet? No, just me?
And no, I don't live in Australia...
#InsomniaIsAHelluvaDrug
And no, I don't live in Australia...
#InsomniaIsAHelluvaDrug
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December 19, 2024 at 8:49 PM
Anyone wake up at 3:17am just to stay awake till almost 5am googling the amount of people who get bite by snakes while sitting on the toilet? No, just me?
And no, I don't live in Australia...
#InsomniaIsAHelluvaDrug
And no, I don't live in Australia...
#InsomniaIsAHelluvaDrug
Dear Mother Nature,
I'm pretty sure I requested medium cold, something like 60° or something. This 43°/39° with rain wasn't what I meant. I have things to do but can't get out of my onesie because it's freezing. Please fix it.
Love,
Me
#ThisSomeBullchit #WeOnlyhad2DaysOfFall #TengoMuchoFrio
I'm pretty sure I requested medium cold, something like 60° or something. This 43°/39° with rain wasn't what I meant. I have things to do but can't get out of my onesie because it's freezing. Please fix it.
Love,
Me
#ThisSomeBullchit #WeOnlyhad2DaysOfFall #TengoMuchoFrio
December 7, 2024 at 7:00 PM
Dear Mother Nature,
I'm pretty sure I requested medium cold, something like 60° or something. This 43°/39° with rain wasn't what I meant. I have things to do but can't get out of my onesie because it's freezing. Please fix it.
Love,
Me
#ThisSomeBullchit #WeOnlyhad2DaysOfFall #TengoMuchoFrio
I'm pretty sure I requested medium cold, something like 60° or something. This 43°/39° with rain wasn't what I meant. I have things to do but can't get out of my onesie because it's freezing. Please fix it.
Love,
Me
#ThisSomeBullchit #WeOnlyhad2DaysOfFall #TengoMuchoFrio
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-Find career, they said
-Get a degree, they said
-Work until retirement, they said
...all to find out I shoulda learned how to scam this whole time 🙄
#BlackSky #IFellForTheOkeyDoke
-Get a degree, they said
-Work until retirement, they said
...all to find out I shoulda learned how to scam this whole time 🙄
#BlackSky #IFellForTheOkeyDoke
December 7, 2024 at 12:16 AM
-Find career, they said
-Get a degree, they said
-Work until retirement, they said
...all to find out I shoulda learned how to scam this whole time 🙄
#BlackSky #IFellForTheOkeyDoke
-Get a degree, they said
-Work until retirement, they said
...all to find out I shoulda learned how to scam this whole time 🙄
#BlackSky #IFellForTheOkeyDoke
Expecting me to be the bigger person when I'm only 5'4.5 is diabolical. Frfr
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#ImTallButNotThatTall #BlackSky
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#ImTallButNotThatTall #BlackSky
December 5, 2024 at 9:20 PM
Expecting me to be the bigger person when I'm only 5'4.5 is diabolical. Frfr
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#ImTallButNotThatTall #BlackSky
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#ImTallButNotThatTall #BlackSky
I've been patiently waiting for onesie season, but Mother Nature is playing in my face...
#TexasProblems #ImStillWearingShortSleeves
#TexasProblems #ImStillWearingShortSleeves
December 3, 2024 at 10:56 PM
I've been patiently waiting for onesie season, but Mother Nature is playing in my face...
#TexasProblems #ImStillWearingShortSleeves
#TexasProblems #ImStillWearingShortSleeves
This is some bullchit! Why wasn't I born a princess?!!
December 2, 2024 at 2:50 PM
This is some bullchit! Why wasn't I born a princess?!!
...because I'm pretty sure it didn't...
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#Huh #FOH #GoGetIt #ItsTryingToMurkMe #WeCanTalkAfterItsGone #UntilThenFinishIt
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#Huh #FOH #GoGetIt #ItsTryingToMurkMe #WeCanTalkAfterItsGone #UntilThenFinishIt
November 27, 2024 at 10:56 PM
...because I'm pretty sure it didn't...
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#Huh #FOH #GoGetIt #ItsTryingToMurkMe #WeCanTalkAfterItsGone #UntilThenFinishIt
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#Huh #FOH #GoGetIt #ItsTryingToMurkMe #WeCanTalkAfterItsGone #UntilThenFinishIt
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But my eggs…
According to a nationwide survey of grocery prices prepared by the American Farm Bureau Federation, the cost of this year's Thanksgiving meal is now at its lowest level since 2021.
Thanksgiving Dinner Prices Fall To Lowest Point In Decades
Thanks to the Biden-Harris economic agenda, prices continue to fall
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November 26, 2024 at 12:16 AM
But my eggs…
I started stretching this morning to get ready to choreograph my middle age friends through these carefully curated moves. Wish me luck!
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November 25, 2024 at 8:17 PM
I started stretching this morning to get ready to choreograph my middle age friends through these carefully curated moves. Wish me luck!
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November 23, 2024 at 2:26 AM
Oh, this gonna good!
Kendrick didn’t even add “Not Like Us” to this album.
Not one of the beef songs.
All new music.
Not one of the beef songs.
All new music.
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November 22, 2024 at 7:37 PM
Oh, this gonna good!
You can't argue with facts...
November 21, 2024 at 4:52 PM
You can't argue with facts...
I'm eating my spicy salsa and drinking reposado to keep me warm so I don't turn my heater on before bed. Yes, I have onesies, a Snuggie and blankets, but that's too easy...
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#IWantProblems #Always #TexasWinter #ItFreezing #brrrrr #MyNoseIsRunning #YesItsBecauseOfTheSalsaAndNotTheColdWeather
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#IWantProblems #Always #TexasWinter #ItFreezing #brrrrr #MyNoseIsRunning #YesItsBecauseOfTheSalsaAndNotTheColdWeather
November 21, 2024 at 2:28 AM
I'm eating my spicy salsa and drinking reposado to keep me warm so I don't turn my heater on before bed. Yes, I have onesies, a Snuggie and blankets, but that's too easy...
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#IWantProblems #Always #TexasWinter #ItFreezing #brrrrr #MyNoseIsRunning #YesItsBecauseOfTheSalsaAndNotTheColdWeather
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#IWantProblems #Always #TexasWinter #ItFreezing #brrrrr #MyNoseIsRunning #YesItsBecauseOfTheSalsaAndNotTheColdWeather
November 21, 2024 at 12:47 AM
Today's first world problem: iced coffee or hot coffee?
a woman wearing sunglasses is drinking a cup of tea .
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November 18, 2024 at 6:13 PM
Today's first world problem: iced coffee or hot coffee?
And I dare anyone to tell me anything different 😒
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#SomePeopleWantItAlllll #CallMeAliciaEff #BlackSky #AddToBlackSky
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#SomePeopleWantItAlllll #CallMeAliciaEff #BlackSky #AddToBlackSky
November 16, 2024 at 8:59 PM
And I dare anyone to tell me anything different 😒
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#SomePeopleWantItAlllll #CallMeAliciaEff #BlackSky #AddToBlackSky
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#SomePeopleWantItAlllll #CallMeAliciaEff #BlackSky #AddToBlackSky