RUDEMonkey1971🖕🐒
@snowmonkey1971.bsky.social
Certified Rude by Bluesky 11/2025
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FUN FACT: Elon Musk could pay for everybody's SNAP benefits up to and including Christmas and he'd still be the richest man in the world.
I hide my true personality behind a mask of somewhat offensive remarks here but I want to let my guard down just this once and express how hurt I am that my follower count seems to have stalled as I steadily approached 1K and fuck you to all of you not following.
November 12, 2025 at 5:21 AM
I hide my true personality behind a mask of somewhat offensive remarks here but I want to let my guard down just this once and express how hurt I am that my follower count seems to have stalled as I steadily approached 1K and fuck you to all of you not following.
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And at Nellis Air Force Base:
November 10, 2025 at 1:53 AM
And at Nellis Air Force Base:
There were signs.
November 8, 2025 at 1:45 AM
There were signs.
Yeah... AI ain't what they claim it is.
November 8, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Yeah... AI ain't what they claim it is.
Just realized I threw a McDonald's cup into the trash earlier today without peeling off and scanning the game piece.
November 7, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Just realized I threw a McDonald's cup into the trash earlier today without peeling off and scanning the game piece.
FUN FACT: Elon Musk could pay for everybody's SNAP benefits up to and including Christmas and he'd still be the richest man in the world.
November 6, 2025 at 8:52 PM
FUN FACT: Elon Musk could pay for everybody's SNAP benefits up to and including Christmas and he'd still be the richest man in the world.
Literally the only question I will ask job applicants if I become an employer someday.
"Are hotdogs sandwiches?" is a more important question than ever.
November 6, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Literally the only question I will ask job applicants if I become an employer someday.
Imma only vote for politicians who can freestyle.
@kaisastreams.bsky.social made a rap for @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social 🫶 she ate and congrats king
November 6, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Imma only vote for politicians who can freestyle.
And why they are bothered at all... SNAP is such a tiny, tiny percentage of the budget. Even the biggest taxpayers pay virtually nothing when compared to defense spending and other grossly corrupt segments.
We need to get a lot more comfortable bluntly and loudly asking people who are anti-SNAP why they want children to starve.
November 4, 2025 at 1:36 AM
And why they are bothered at all... SNAP is such a tiny, tiny percentage of the budget. Even the biggest taxpayers pay virtually nothing when compared to defense spending and other grossly corrupt segments.
Bluesky: Safe For Shitlibs Since 2025
November 3, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Bluesky: Safe For Shitlibs Since 2025
Midway: Why do people go to O'Hare, are they stupid?
November 3, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Midway: Why do people go to O'Hare, are they stupid?
October 31, 2025 at 12:45 AM
If the Revolution doesn't include ASMR, I don't want it.
October 28, 2025 at 1:35 PM
If the Revolution doesn't include ASMR, I don't want it.
Free speech zones are a violation of the 1st Amendment. Pass it on.
I thought the whole country was supposed to be a free speech zone
October 25, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Free speech zones are a violation of the 1st Amendment. Pass it on.
This is what lands Trump in prison for life.
And Hegseth and Miller. For life.
Impeach them all. Now.
Or else we no longer have a country based on laws.
www.cbsnews.com/news/new-us-...
And Hegseth and Miller. For life.
Impeach them all. Now.
Or else we no longer have a country based on laws.
www.cbsnews.com/news/new-us-...
New U.S. strike on alleged drug-smuggling boat kills 6 on board, Hegseth says
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth said that the vessel was operated by the Tren de Aragua gang and the strike occurred in the Caribbean.
www.cbsnews.com
October 24, 2025 at 4:20 PM
This is what lands Trump in prison for life.
And Hegseth and Miller. For life.
Impeach them all. Now.
Or else we no longer have a country based on laws.
www.cbsnews.com/news/new-us-...
And Hegseth and Miller. For life.
Impeach them all. Now.
Or else we no longer have a country based on laws.
www.cbsnews.com/news/new-us-...
My favorite part about Tom Homan is him having to shut his big racist mouth because he took a $50,000 bribe and his only defense is that it was a scam lol.
Here's to hoping you choke on chicken bone, Tommy!
Here's to hoping you choke on chicken bone, Tommy!
a man in a suit and tie is giving a speech and says you 're done
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is giving a speech and says you 're done
media.tenor.com
October 24, 2025 at 1:31 PM
My favorite part about Tom Homan is him having to shut his big racist mouth because he took a $50,000 bribe and his only defense is that it was a scam lol.
Here's to hoping you choke on chicken bone, Tommy!
Here's to hoping you choke on chicken bone, Tommy!
I'm old enough to remember when driving a stick shift and parallel parking was a male sex trait.
October 22, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I'm old enough to remember when driving a stick shift and parallel parking was a male sex trait.
This.
Prime example of white privilege in plain sight.
Black kids get called adults to justify blame, while white adults get called “kids” to excuse their hate. They’re not boys and girls, they’re grown-ass men and women, and the receipts are in writing.
Black kids get called adults to justify blame, while white adults get called “kids” to excuse their hate. They’re not boys and girls, they’re grown-ass men and women, and the receipts are in writing.
October 20, 2025 at 1:18 PM
This.
I saw Miss Piggy shopping on Rodeo Drive today.
the Muppets have been real quiet since the Louvre heist
October 20, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I saw Miss Piggy shopping on Rodeo Drive today.
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I didn't get a picture of the best sign I saw today, but I remember what it said:
Somewhere in America
A little Hispanic girl
Is hiding in an attic
And keeping a diary.
#NoKings
Somewhere in America
A little Hispanic girl
Is hiding in an attic
And keeping a diary.
#NoKings
October 19, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I didn't get a picture of the best sign I saw today, but I remember what it said:
Somewhere in America
A little Hispanic girl
Is hiding in an attic
And keeping a diary.
#NoKings
Somewhere in America
A little Hispanic girl
Is hiding in an attic
And keeping a diary.
#NoKings
I come from the era when the biggest social problem created by new technology was people who didn't rewind before returning videotapes to Blockbuster.
October 19, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I come from the era when the biggest social problem created by new technology was people who didn't rewind before returning videotapes to Blockbuster.
I showed up, did you?
October 18, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I showed up, did you?
Show up or shut up.
October 18, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Show up or shut up.
Name changed to reflect my Internet Superhero status.
October 16, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Name changed to reflect my Internet Superhero status.
There are only two genders:
Phillips and Flathead.
Phillips and Flathead.
October 16, 2025 at 1:49 AM
There are only two genders:
Phillips and Flathead.
Phillips and Flathead.