Aggressive Copy-Paste Woman
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Mercury’s in the microwave again.
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Thanksgiving is over so you know what that means
December 1, 2024 at 12:52 AM
Thanksgiving is over so you know what that means
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in short:
if you're looking for love, get your nuts out by the fire.
if you're looking for love, get your nuts out by the fire.
November 5, 2025 at 2:30 PM
in short:
if you're looking for love, get your nuts out by the fire.
if you're looking for love, get your nuts out by the fire.
I’ve seen this video posted everywhere and it’s AI
I was riding down the road one day
Someone hit a possum
I was riding down the road one day
Someone hit a possum
The road was his end
His end was the road
So they say
Someone hit a possum
I was riding down the road one day
Someone hit a possum
The road was his end
His end was the road
So they say
October 10, 2025 at 2:23 PM
I’ve seen this video posted everywhere and it’s AI
Happy Spooky Lakes Month to all those that celebrate
October 1, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Happy Spooky Lakes Month to all those that celebrate
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MARY JANE: sorry about your uncle dan
PETER PARKER: it’s ben
MARY JANE: 🎵one week since you looked at me
PETER PARKER: it’s ben
MARY JANE: 🎵one week since you looked at me
August 31, 2024 at 3:53 AM
MARY JANE: sorry about your uncle dan
PETER PARKER: it’s ben
MARY JANE: 🎵one week since you looked at me
PETER PARKER: it’s ben
MARY JANE: 🎵one week since you looked at me
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cities are cesspools
September 12, 2025 at 2:23 AM
cities are cesspools
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The person who invented the video game joystick has disappeared, they down right up and left.
July 31, 2025 at 4:52 PM
The person who invented the video game joystick has disappeared, they down right up and left.
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9) Please do not get a dog or cat until you can either afford pet insurance or can financially facetank a surprise $5k bill. This will save you from potentially having to make some extremely shitty and painful decisions.
July 21, 2025 at 1:53 PM
9) Please do not get a dog or cat until you can either afford pet insurance or can financially facetank a surprise $5k bill. This will save you from potentially having to make some extremely shitty and painful decisions.
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romance heroines love to see their love interest for the first time and be like "never before had I seen such a cruel, uncaring countenance" girl you are going to be gasping for it in 250 pages. as soon as he processes his trauma from the Crimean War its over for you
July 2, 2025 at 12:44 PM
romance heroines love to see their love interest for the first time and be like "never before had I seen such a cruel, uncaring countenance" girl you are going to be gasping for it in 250 pages. as soon as he processes his trauma from the Crimean War its over for you
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*entering a bank holding a snake eating itself*
EVERYBODY BE COOL! THIS IS OUROBORY!
EVERYBODY BE COOL! THIS IS OUROBORY!
December 28, 2023 at 4:50 PM
*entering a bank holding a snake eating itself*
EVERYBODY BE COOL! THIS IS OUROBORY!
EVERYBODY BE COOL! THIS IS OUROBORY!
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It is so easy to take the pleasures of gaming for granted and get lost in cynicism. This lovely piece by @platanoranger.bsky.social really speaks to me and gets at why even the silliest little games are worth celebrating. More killer stuff from @endlessmode.bsky.social debut.
It's an incredibly stressful and frightening world right now, but on the bright side, we do get to play as the cow in Mario Kart World. @platanoranger.bsky.social extols the joy of this year's best new video game character. www.endlessmode.com/video-games/...
At Least I Get to Be the Cow
It's an incredibly stressful and frightening world right now, but on the bright side, we do get to play as the cow in Mario Kart World.
www.endlessmode.com
July 1, 2025 at 5:48 PM
It is so easy to take the pleasures of gaming for granted and get lost in cynicism. This lovely piece by @platanoranger.bsky.social really speaks to me and gets at why even the silliest little games are worth celebrating. More killer stuff from @endlessmode.bsky.social debut.
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lol this is honestly the shittiest marching
it's so bad it almost feels like a form of protest
I was in marching band in high school and this woulda got me an F
it's so bad it almost feels like a form of protest
I was in marching band in high school and this woulda got me an F
We may be witnessing the most globally embarrassing thing ever to happen to the United States.
June 15, 2025 at 1:29 AM
lol this is honestly the shittiest marching
it's so bad it almost feels like a form of protest
I was in marching band in high school and this woulda got me an F
it's so bad it almost feels like a form of protest
I was in marching band in high school and this woulda got me an F
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If you can see an out of order escalator and not think “Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for your convenience.” we are very different people.
Everyone has one Mitch Hedberg joke stashed in their brain like a squirrel to sustain them whenever they need to feel joy for 30 seconds and mine is “they say the recipe for Sprite is Lemon and Lime but I tried to make it at home, there’s more to it than that”
May 23, 2025 at 2:04 AM
If you can see an out of order escalator and not think “Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for your convenience.” we are very different people.
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We have confirmation. The Weiner Circle in Lincoln Park has responded to the Chicago Pope 😂
May 8, 2025 at 9:28 PM
We have confirmation. The Weiner Circle in Lincoln Park has responded to the Chicago Pope 😂
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Whatever all-wise, all-powerful deity may exist, I don't think they'd let an old fashy sin-diaper sleep peacefully at their high-priest's funeral, held in the church-iest of their churches.
Like, you get what I mean, right? That was the moment. One lightning bolt, & bam, we'd all be Catholic today.
Like, you get what I mean, right? That was the moment. One lightning bolt, & bam, we'd all be Catholic today.
April 27, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Whatever all-wise, all-powerful deity may exist, I don't think they'd let an old fashy sin-diaper sleep peacefully at their high-priest's funeral, held in the church-iest of their churches.
Like, you get what I mean, right? That was the moment. One lightning bolt, & bam, we'd all be Catholic today.
Like, you get what I mean, right? That was the moment. One lightning bolt, & bam, we'd all be Catholic today.
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who is al pastor and how is he so good at tacos
April 7, 2025 at 1:27 AM
who is al pastor and how is he so good at tacos
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the loomer stuff tracks with my broad framework of the world since 2015 where any morally bankrupt person I reflexively feel is supremely unworthy of my attention ends up being somebody who i am professionally forced to pay lots of attention to for years and years
April 3, 2025 at 5:19 PM
the loomer stuff tracks with my broad framework of the world since 2015 where any morally bankrupt person I reflexively feel is supremely unworthy of my attention ends up being somebody who i am professionally forced to pay lots of attention to for years and years
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TIL it’s possible to doomscroll the Stocks app.
April 3, 2025 at 3:57 PM
TIL it’s possible to doomscroll the Stocks app.
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Accidentally stumbled across a series of "naughty fairy tales" and this tagline might be my new favourite sentence tbh
April 3, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Accidentally stumbled across a series of "naughty fairy tales" and this tagline might be my new favourite sentence tbh
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Somebody please just do it
April 2, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Somebody please just do it
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please don’t text me war plans, because I’m actually at capacity right now and I don’t think I can hold appropriate space for you. do you have someone else you could reach out to?
March 24, 2025 at 5:56 PM
please don’t text me war plans, because I’m actually at capacity right now and I don’t think I can hold appropriate space for you. do you have someone else you could reach out to?
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Media Literacy In 2025
March 15, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Media Literacy In 2025
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we're living in dystopia when we could've been living in dat topia
March 2, 2025 at 11:26 PM
we're living in dystopia when we could've been living in dat topia