snackfancy
@snackfancy.bsky.social
dork. dilettante. yeah, I still make stuff 💃🏻
Boots don’t taste better just because they were purchased at Nordstrom Rack 💅🏻
May 18, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Boots don’t taste better just because they were purchased at Nordstrom Rack 💅🏻
I finally found the china cabinet of my dreams, so I promptly began doing what I do…which is having a vague idea and messing around until I figure things out. It’s taken a while to get to this point, but when I finish it it’s gonna be AMAZING
May 3, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I finally found the china cabinet of my dreams, so I promptly began doing what I do…which is having a vague idea and messing around until I figure things out. It’s taken a while to get to this point, but when I finish it it’s gonna be AMAZING
One thing that sucks about experiencing cognitive decline is that sometimes when I’m talking to folks, my brain short-circuits mid-story or -sentence, and instead of giving me a fucking second to find the right words to continue people start trying to guess what I’m trying to say. I hate it.
April 24, 2025 at 5:31 PM
One thing that sucks about experiencing cognitive decline is that sometimes when I’m talking to folks, my brain short-circuits mid-story or -sentence, and instead of giving me a fucking second to find the right words to continue people start trying to guess what I’m trying to say. I hate it.
Do you wanna see the mural I painted in my kitchen? Hell yeah you do!
April 24, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Do you wanna see the mural I painted in my kitchen? Hell yeah you do!
Anyway, how are *you*?
April 24, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Anyway, how are *you*?
I feel like I want to tell you all the things! It’s too many things. Excellent things, yes, and terrible things. I’d rather show you things I’ve made. Maybe tomorrow.
April 24, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I feel like I want to tell you all the things! It’s too many things. Excellent things, yes, and terrible things. I’d rather show you things I’ve made. Maybe tomorrow.
gosh dang, it’s been three months since I’ve been on here. I don’t know what it’s gonna take for me to remember this site exists 💀💀💀
April 23, 2025 at 9:59 PM
gosh dang, it’s been three months since I’ve been on here. I don’t know what it’s gonna take for me to remember this site exists 💀💀💀
Hey
My jib
What do you think of the cut of it
My jib
What do you think of the cut of it
January 12, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Hey
My jib
What do you think of the cut of it
My jib
What do you think of the cut of it
I decided I wanted to make a concerted effort to not buy as much fast fashion, instead finding things that are well-crafted, sustainably made, from shops that provide a living wage, etc. And it’s damn near impossible for me, and maybe you too - 1/?
January 10, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I decided I wanted to make a concerted effort to not buy as much fast fashion, instead finding things that are well-crafted, sustainably made, from shops that provide a living wage, etc. And it’s damn near impossible for me, and maybe you too - 1/?
We all have an emotional support dead famous guy and who he is says a lot about you
January 9, 2025 at 6:04 PM
We all have an emotional support dead famous guy and who he is says a lot about you
Listen up: I’m mostly on my here to talk about my hobbies and interests and little joys. I aim to spread happiness and fun. I can be an insufferable douche on my own time (and so can you)
If you’re telling people things are so bad that there’s no time to talk about their hobbies and interests and little joys, it turns out you DO have time for a hobby: being an insufferable douche.
January 9, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Listen up: I’m mostly on my here to talk about my hobbies and interests and little joys. I aim to spread happiness and fun. I can be an insufferable douche on my own time (and so can you)
I am a Brussels sprout
Brussels sprouts will be 25% bigger this year, and may be sexier too
Brussels sprouts will be 25% bigger this year, and may be sexier too
Farmers say good growing conditions will result in a bumper crop, with the average sprout 30mm in diameter
Farmers are forecasting that brussels sprouts will be 25% bigger this year.
Good growing conditions, the introduction of new varieties, and a dose…
www.theguardian.com
January 9, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I am a Brussels sprout
delay, deny, defend?
DEPOSE! DEPOSE! DEPOSE!
DEPOSE! DEPOSE! DEPOSE!
December 5, 2024 at 6:53 PM
delay, deny, defend?
DEPOSE! DEPOSE! DEPOSE!
DEPOSE! DEPOSE! DEPOSE!
OMG GAY BAR IS TWENTY YEARS OLD, I must be dead by now
August 18, 2023 at 3:51 AM
OMG GAY BAR IS TWENTY YEARS OLD, I must be dead by now
I wish a moth was just a moth sometimes
August 18, 2023 at 2:52 AM
I wish a moth was just a moth sometimes
The episode of Community when Abed goes into debt hiring celebrity impersonators ends in a way that makes me feel seeeeen
August 18, 2023 at 1:44 AM
The episode of Community when Abed goes into debt hiring celebrity impersonators ends in a way that makes me feel seeeeen
I loaned some things to a friend and then we had a falling out, and I’m really annoyed that I’ll never get those things back 😑
August 13, 2023 at 5:48 PM
I loaned some things to a friend and then we had a falling out, and I’m really annoyed that I’ll never get those things back 😑
An eyewear company has reached out to me to pursue a collaboration…and I just don’t see it happening
(See what I did there?)
(See what I did THERE?)
Anyhoo, I’m confused by this, as I’m not a designer in any way shape or form?
(See what I did there?)
(See what I did THERE?)
Anyhoo, I’m confused by this, as I’m not a designer in any way shape or form?
August 11, 2023 at 7:58 PM
An eyewear company has reached out to me to pursue a collaboration…and I just don’t see it happening
(See what I did there?)
(See what I did THERE?)
Anyhoo, I’m confused by this, as I’m not a designer in any way shape or form?
(See what I did there?)
(See what I did THERE?)
Anyhoo, I’m confused by this, as I’m not a designer in any way shape or form?
I forgot I’d told someone I’d be in their band but they didn’t so I guess I’m in a band now 🤷🏻♀️
August 10, 2023 at 2:36 AM
I forgot I’d told someone I’d be in their band but they didn’t so I guess I’m in a band now 🤷🏻♀️
I’m getting ready to sleep in my own bed tonight after an exceptionally brutal week spent out of state, and if I weren’t so tired, I’d cartwheel myself onto it because I’m so stinkin’ excited about it
August 9, 2023 at 2:09 AM
I’m getting ready to sleep in my own bed tonight after an exceptionally brutal week spent out of state, and if I weren’t so tired, I’d cartwheel myself onto it because I’m so stinkin’ excited about it
I am ENTIRELY too squirrelly rn
August 7, 2023 at 3:35 AM
I am ENTIRELY too squirrelly rn
Got an email from a company called “Bedroom Athletics” and was a little nervous to open it but then I realized it’s a place I bought slippers from
Whew
Whew
August 1, 2023 at 5:39 PM
Got an email from a company called “Bedroom Athletics” and was a little nervous to open it but then I realized it’s a place I bought slippers from
Whew
Whew
Okay it might be an early nite-nite time but it’s my nite-nite time and that is all that matters
July 31, 2023 at 2:48 AM
Okay it might be an early nite-nite time but it’s my nite-nite time and that is all that matters
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if you have a weird name and appear in movie's closing credits, i will find you and i will say you
July 28, 2023 at 1:16 AM
if you have a weird name and appear in movie's closing credits, i will find you and i will say you
Showed up to a pool party full of beans and heard one friend say “I forgot what Party Kat is like” as the rest of my friends shared a “oh boy, better strap in” look
And now it’s 10:30 and and I’m gonna rub my feets together and fart myself to sleep like the animal I am, GOODNIGHT
And now it’s 10:30 and and I’m gonna rub my feets together and fart myself to sleep like the animal I am, GOODNIGHT
July 28, 2023 at 3:40 AM
Showed up to a pool party full of beans and heard one friend say “I forgot what Party Kat is like” as the rest of my friends shared a “oh boy, better strap in” look
And now it’s 10:30 and and I’m gonna rub my feets together and fart myself to sleep like the animal I am, GOODNIGHT
And now it’s 10:30 and and I’m gonna rub my feets together and fart myself to sleep like the animal I am, GOODNIGHT