Retired Millennial Forestry Technician
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Before you move it's over, an extradimensional gate has been opened for you and the cenobites have claimed body and soul. Pain and pleasure indistinguishable from one another for an eternity of ecstatic suffering. Ethereal hooked chains rip you apart to the sound of laughter and chattering teeth
When you're being mean to me understand that your fate has already been decided
First time on and Type 6 trains are very smooth that nice @trimet.org get more :)
November 14, 2025 at 1:51 AM
First time on and Type 6 trains are very smooth that nice @trimet.org get more :)
There's never any more money for parks, fixing the streets, funding social programs, or public transportation but there's always going to be unlimited money for funding the police.
Portland’s police union and a local auto magnate are bankrolling a plan to divert some money from a voter-approved tax designed to help the city adapt to climate change to pay for more police officers.
Portland ballot proposal would divert climate tax funds to hire police
The idea is the latest suggestion involving the Portland Clean Energy Fund, which has raked in more money than expected.
www.opb.org
November 14, 2025 at 12:04 AM
There's never any more money for parks, fixing the streets, funding social programs, or public transportation but there's always going to be unlimited money for funding the police.
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Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
November 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Bitch you are a republican lol
Likely 2026 Republican gubernatorial candidate Sen. Christine Drazan criticized Kotek last month for not acting quicker to provide food assistance to struggling families during the shutdown.
Oregon conservatives push for people to get their SNAP benefits, while federal GOP pursues restrictions
The ongoing political shutdown has thrust those who rely on food stamps back into the political crosshairs. And in the latest battle, some argue an unlikely ally has emerged: Oregon conservatives.
www.opb.org
November 11, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Bitch you are a republican lol
Getting to the point where I feel like effort posting about the Edmund Fitzgerald is a bit of tell that you are an insufferable nerd or dog whistling. The feed is filled with this stuff and nostalgia bait like that gives icky.
Gotta look forward folks they are pulling people off the streets!
Gotta look forward folks they are pulling people off the streets!
November 10, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Getting to the point where I feel like effort posting about the Edmund Fitzgerald is a bit of tell that you are an insufferable nerd or dog whistling. The feed is filled with this stuff and nostalgia bait like that gives icky.
Gotta look forward folks they are pulling people off the streets!
Gotta look forward folks they are pulling people off the streets!
Carrie Underwood is morphing into Kimberly Guilfoyle year by year with increasing mar-a-Lago face. We need to bring in Miley Cyrus or Sabrina Carpenter to fix Sunday night football
November 10, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Carrie Underwood is morphing into Kimberly Guilfoyle year by year with increasing mar-a-Lago face. We need to bring in Miley Cyrus or Sabrina Carpenter to fix Sunday night football
If you don't have a short yardage package using a defensive tackle I don't want any part of your offense
November 9, 2025 at 6:15 PM
If you don't have a short yardage package using a defensive tackle I don't want any part of your offense
Born to late to be groomed on Roblox 😞
Born Just in Time for Myspace, Born Just in Time for Facebook, Born Just in time for Digg, Born Just in Time for Tumblr, Born Just in Time for Twitter, Born Just in Time for Reddit, Born Just in time for Snapchat, Born Just in time for TikTok, Born Just in Time for X, Born Just in Time For Bluesky
bluesky branding refresh unveiled
November 9, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Born to late to be groomed on Roblox 😞
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Unfriending Tom on Myspace as internet era counter-culture activism
Born Just in Time for Myspace, Born Just in Time for Facebook, Born Just in time for Digg, Born Just in Time for Tumblr, Born Just in Time for Twitter, Born Just in Time for Reddit, Born Just in time for Snapchat, Born Just in time for TikTok, Born Just in Time for X, Born Just in Time For Bluesky
bluesky branding refresh unveiled
November 9, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Unfriending Tom on Myspace as internet era counter-culture activism
Born Just in Time for Myspace, Born Just in Time for Facebook, Born Just in time for Digg, Born Just in Time for Tumblr, Born Just in Time for Twitter, Born Just in Time for Reddit, Born Just in time for Snapchat, Born Just in time for TikTok, Born Just in Time for X, Born Just in Time For Bluesky
November 9, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Born Just in Time for Myspace, Born Just in Time for Facebook, Born Just in time for Digg, Born Just in Time for Tumblr, Born Just in Time for Twitter, Born Just in Time for Reddit, Born Just in time for Snapchat, Born Just in time for TikTok, Born Just in Time for X, Born Just in Time For Bluesky
Guy who goes out and buys the more sensitive smoke alarm at home depot
November 9, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Guy who goes out and buys the more sensitive smoke alarm at home depot
Cal should never play Louisville outside of the bad boy Gators Boca Raton bowl. This is gross and I'm not happy
November 9, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Cal should never play Louisville outside of the bad boy Gators Boca Raton bowl. This is gross and I'm not happy
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November 8, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Realtalk I been feeling pretty doomer about a lot of stuff going on in the world and in this country but at least one good thing happened and I'll cheers to that by finishing my good scotch I do not have a reaction image folder so no meme
November 8, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Realtalk I been feeling pretty doomer about a lot of stuff going on in the world and in this country but at least one good thing happened and I'll cheers to that by finishing my good scotch I do not have a reaction image folder so no meme
Maybe it's a millennial take but I don't really like the messaging or story in "The Giving Tree"
November 8, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Maybe it's a millennial take but I don't really like the messaging or story in "The Giving Tree"
Running for Governor on a campaign of taxing individuals and businesses until they are too poor to fund anti governing lobbying efforts. Every dollar you spend to annoy me and slow down my agenda increases your taxes by 10% until you can no longer afford such luxuries.
November 7, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Running for Governor on a campaign of taxing individuals and businesses until they are too poor to fund anti governing lobbying efforts. Every dollar you spend to annoy me and slow down my agenda increases your taxes by 10% until you can no longer afford such luxuries.
New low for this team I think, couldn't even just throw it to Bowers every down
November 7, 2025 at 5:05 AM
New low for this team I think, couldn't even just throw it to Bowers every down
Great my giant West Coast utility isn't going to give my department even cost of living raises this year. Shit is going to get bad
November 6, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Great my giant West Coast utility isn't going to give my department even cost of living raises this year. Shit is going to get bad
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Bill Ackman gotta be on the third draft of a tweet longer than Middlemarch right now
November 5, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Bill Ackman gotta be on the third draft of a tweet longer than Middlemarch right now
Elite Seahawks uniforms tonight though
Charles cross really needs to change his number. 67 is abysmal for a left tackle
November 3, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Elite Seahawks uniforms tonight though
Charles cross really needs to change his number. 67 is abysmal for a left tackle
November 3, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Charles cross really needs to change his number. 67 is abysmal for a left tackle
Penitence for dodgers world series is the Raiders figuring out how to be good post bye
November 2, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Penitence for dodgers world series is the Raiders figuring out how to be good post bye
Ball knower 👇👇
If Mark Carney wasn't a bitch ass neoliberal, the Jays would have won. No post office? No ring. Suck it
November 2, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Ball knower 👇👇
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Aaaaaaaand here come the fireworks in LA!
November 2, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Aaaaaaaand here come the fireworks in LA!