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"I'M FUCKING DUMB! AND I HAVE A TINY LITTLE PENIS!" - shayne topp, 2021
January 3, 2025 at 10:47 PM
"I'M FUCKING DUMB! AND I HAVE A TINY LITTLE PENIS!" - shayne topp, 2021
"i was built to fuck" - shayne topp, 2024
January 3, 2025 at 10:30 PM
"i was built to fuck" - shayne topp, 2024
noah: "do you have a gingerbread wife?"
shayne: "yeah, but we're having gingerbread problems"
shayne: "yeah, but we're having gingerbread problems"
January 2, 2025 at 11:33 PM
noah: "do you have a gingerbread wife?"
shayne: "yeah, but we're having gingerbread problems"
shayne: "yeah, but we're having gingerbread problems"
"yknow, i can't wait to move in and turn this gingerbread house.. into a gingerbread home" - shayne topp, 2017
January 2, 2025 at 11:31 PM
"yknow, i can't wait to move in and turn this gingerbread house.. into a gingerbread home" - shayne topp, 2017
shayne: "w-wh- what's my new son's name?"
damien: "hm, isn't that up to papa?"
damien: "hm, isn't that up to papa?"
December 31, 2024 at 1:04 AM
shayne: "w-wh- what's my new son's name?"
damien: "hm, isn't that up to papa?"
damien: "hm, isn't that up to papa?"
shayne: "BIIIIITCHHHHHH"
courtney: "BIIIITCHHHHHHH"
courtney: "BIIIITCHHHHHHH"
December 28, 2024 at 6:36 PM
shayne: "BIIIIITCHHHHHH"
courtney: "BIIIITCHHHHHHH"
courtney: "BIIIITCHHHHHHH"
"my love language is slideshows" - shayne topp, 2024
December 28, 2024 at 6:06 PM
"my love language is slideshows" - shayne topp, 2024
"i actually don't have nipples"- spencer agnew, 2023
December 26, 2024 at 10:21 PM
"i actually don't have nipples"- spencer agnew, 2023
"JINGLE BELLS, SATAN!!" - shayne topp, 2024
December 22, 2024 at 7:33 PM
"JINGLE BELLS, SATAN!!" - shayne topp, 2024
"SANTAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!" - shayne topp, 2024
December 22, 2024 at 7:33 PM
"SANTAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!" - shayne topp, 2024
"dude, i have avoided being gay for 36 years and this is where i fuck up??" - ian hecox, 2024
December 15, 2024 at 4:17 PM
"dude, i have avoided being gay for 36 years and this is where i fuck up??" - ian hecox, 2024
"look man, if farting on people is a crime then lock me up" - trevor evarts, 2024
December 13, 2024 at 10:47 PM
"look man, if farting on people is a crime then lock me up" - trevor evarts, 2024
"i wanna be the pickle inspector" - trevor evarts, 2024
December 13, 2024 at 10:47 PM
"i wanna be the pickle inspector" - trevor evarts, 2024
"fuck i can't stop being a little slut in these low rise jeans!" - shayne topp, 2024
December 13, 2024 at 10:47 PM
"fuck i can't stop being a little slut in these low rise jeans!" - shayne topp, 2024
"oh shit! i'm absolutely eating right now!" - shayne topp, 2024
December 13, 2024 at 10:46 PM
"oh shit! i'm absolutely eating right now!" - shayne topp, 2024
"uppies!" - angela giarratana, 2024
December 13, 2024 at 10:45 PM
"uppies!" - angela giarratana, 2024
"hey babyyyy!" - shayne topp, 2024
December 3, 2024 at 6:45 PM
"hey babyyyy!" - shayne topp, 2024
"hey babyyy... hey hubbyyy..." - courtney miller, 2024
December 3, 2024 at 6:45 PM
"hey babyyy... hey hubbyyy..." - courtney miller, 2024
amanda: "shayne, do you wanna be trevor?"
shayne: "yeah.."
shayne: "yeah.."
December 1, 2024 at 9:25 PM
amanda: "shayne, do you wanna be trevor?"
shayne: "yeah.."
shayne: "yeah.."
shayne: "you guys clearly have never studied architecture"
amanda: "have you?"
shayne: "no"
amanda: "have you?"
shayne: "no"
December 1, 2024 at 9:13 PM
shayne: "you guys clearly have never studied architecture"
amanda: "have you?"
shayne: "no"
amanda: "have you?"
shayne: "no"
"when it comes to legos i'm absolutely bricked up over here" - shayne topp, 2024
December 1, 2024 at 8:58 PM
"when it comes to legos i'm absolutely bricked up over here" - shayne topp, 2024
"oh, slay" - shayne topp, 2018
November 25, 2024 at 7:23 PM
"oh, slay" - shayne topp, 2018
"wait this is so good, of course i'm a bottom!" - amanda lehan-canto, 2024
November 25, 2024 at 6:45 PM
"wait this is so good, of course i'm a bottom!" - amanda lehan-canto, 2024