SlowCuber
@slowcuber.bsky.social
I speedrun games and like to discuss games/movies. Parody of @slowcuber.bsky.social. Pfp by @catastropika.bsky.social. Free Palestine. He/Him.
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SlowCuber
@slowcuber.bsky.social
· Oct 17
Looks like the thing to do is to list my interests, so here's a few
-Final Fantasy (7 and 16 especially)
-Dark Souls/Bloodborne/Sekiro/Elden Ring
-Metroid
-Zelda
-Persona/SMT
-Dune
-Final Fantasy (7 and 16 especially)
-Dark Souls/Bloodborne/Sekiro/Elden Ring
-Metroid
-Zelda
-Persona/SMT
-Dune
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What a privilege to be nominated, not only for 2025 GAME OF THE YEAR, but also TWELVE??!! TOTAL NOMINATIONS at #TheGameAwards
There are so many deserving, precious games from this year, and to be nominated among them makes us SO SO very whee 🥹
THANK YOU!!
There are so many deserving, precious games from this year, and to be nominated among them makes us SO SO very whee 🥹
THANK YOU!!
November 17, 2025 at 5:41 PM
What a privilege to be nominated, not only for 2025 GAME OF THE YEAR, but also TWELVE??!! TOTAL NOMINATIONS at #TheGameAwards
There are so many deserving, precious games from this year, and to be nominated among them makes us SO SO very whee 🥹
THANK YOU!!
There are so many deserving, precious games from this year, and to be nominated among them makes us SO SO very whee 🥹
THANK YOU!!
I feel kinda bad voting for E33 in every category it's nominated for because I do think the other nominated games deserve the recognition too but it's so hard when it's pitted against the absolute masterpiece that is E33
November 17, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I feel kinda bad voting for E33 in every category it's nominated for because I do think the other nominated games deserve the recognition too but it's so hard when it's pitted against the absolute masterpiece that is E33
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I hope Clair Obscur sweeps the Game Awards like Return of the King with Oscars. 12 nominations is insane
November 17, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I hope Clair Obscur sweeps the Game Awards like Return of the King with Oscars. 12 nominations is insane
Ah, yes, millions losing access to healthcare is worth it as long as planes don't get delayed, of course, that totally makes sense. Definitely doesn't make me want to rip my hair out and scream into the void.
I'm not surprised that this how things turned out
I'm not surprised that this how things turned out
November 10, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Ah, yes, millions losing access to healthcare is worth it as long as planes don't get delayed, of course, that totally makes sense. Definitely doesn't make me want to rip my hair out and scream into the void.
I'm not surprised that this how things turned out
I'm not surprised that this how things turned out
I feel like I'm still pretty early on in Ghost of Yotei but I got some drip I really like. If this doesn't make my enemies scream "GHOST" then idk what will
October 20, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I feel like I'm still pretty early on in Ghost of Yotei but I got some drip I really like. If this doesn't make my enemies scream "GHOST" then idk what will
I was thinking about why so many in the radical left participate in "speedrunning"
The reason is the left's lack of work ethic ('go fast' rather than 'do it right') and, in a Petersonian sense, to elevate alternative sexual archetypes in the marketplace ('fastest mario') 1/14
The reason is the left's lack of work ethic ('go fast' rather than 'do it right') and, in a Petersonian sense, to elevate alternative sexual archetypes in the marketplace ('fastest mario') 1/14
October 16, 2025 at 6:11 AM
I was thinking about why so many in the radical left participate in "speedrunning"
The reason is the left's lack of work ethic ('go fast' rather than 'do it right') and, in a Petersonian sense, to elevate alternative sexual archetypes in the marketplace ('fastest mario') 1/14
The reason is the left's lack of work ethic ('go fast' rather than 'do it right') and, in a Petersonian sense, to elevate alternative sexual archetypes in the marketplace ('fastest mario') 1/14
Chat I've got a fun idea for a youtube video but you all have to promise to watch it when I finally upload it 6 months from now
October 5, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Chat I've got a fun idea for a youtube video but you all have to promise to watch it when I finally upload it 6 months from now
4-5 hours and countless attempts, and finally it's down
September 29, 2025 at 7:01 PM
4-5 hours and countless attempts, and finally it's down
I love the new attack Omega has called "Communication Error" that removes all other hunters from your game, Capcom really outdid themselves with this one
September 29, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I love the new attack Omega has called "Communication Error" that removes all other hunters from your game, Capcom really outdid themselves with this one
2 Hours after the Wilds update installed and I'm still trying to get past the shader compilation screen, game has crashed a bunch but it seems to be going better after updating my graphics driver and deleting reframework from Wilds...
September 29, 2025 at 4:36 AM
2 Hours after the Wilds update installed and I'm still trying to get past the shader compilation screen, game has crashed a bunch but it seems to be going better after updating my graphics driver and deleting reframework from Wilds...
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I can't believe I have spent my entire life being told to shut up about feminism and now it's 2025 and women are not allowed to have acetaminophen.
September 26, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I can't believe I have spent my entire life being told to shut up about feminism and now it's 2025 and women are not allowed to have acetaminophen.
How are all my fellow tylenol chuggers doing
September 25, 2025 at 4:30 AM
How are all my fellow tylenol chuggers doing
DECEMBER 4TH LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
September 12, 2025 at 3:23 PM
DECEMBER 4TH LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Just going to say this to weed out the followers.
If you’re Pro-AI, get out.
Hate that crap, and I don’t want any of you following me.
If you’re Pro-AI, get out.
Hate that crap, and I don’t want any of you following me.
September 5, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Just going to say this to weed out the followers.
If you’re Pro-AI, get out.
Hate that crap, and I don’t want any of you following me.
If you’re Pro-AI, get out.
Hate that crap, and I don’t want any of you following me.
American here, I think the fact that we don't have good public transit or a good train network is a note of how far our continent has fallen behind.
Who genuinely wants robotaxis when you could have competent public transit infrastructure?
Who genuinely wants robotaxis when you could have competent public transit infrastructure?
Will the absence of robotaxis in Europe mark the moment its citizens notice how far their continent has fallen behind?
Robotaxis will be the Sputnik Moment for a declining Europe
A slow-motion car crash on Europe’s roads
econ.st
September 6, 2025 at 2:31 AM
American here, I think the fact that we don't have good public transit or a good train network is a note of how far our continent has fallen behind.
Who genuinely wants robotaxis when you could have competent public transit infrastructure?
Who genuinely wants robotaxis when you could have competent public transit infrastructure?
SILKSONG IS REAL AND IT CAN HURT YOU
August 21, 2025 at 3:25 PM
SILKSONG IS REAL AND IT CAN HURT YOU
LET'S GOOOOOOOOO
The countdown is on!
Join us in 48 hours for a special announcement about Hollow Knight: Silksong!
Premiering here: youtu.be/6XGeJwsUP9c
Join us in 48 hours for a special announcement about Hollow Knight: Silksong!
Premiering here: youtu.be/6XGeJwsUP9c
Hollow Knight: Silksong - Special Announcement
YouTube video by Team Cherry
youtu.be
August 19, 2025 at 2:36 PM
LET'S GOOOOOOOOO
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The countdown is on!
Join us in 48 hours for a special announcement about Hollow Knight: Silksong!
Premiering here: youtu.be/6XGeJwsUP9c
Join us in 48 hours for a special announcement about Hollow Knight: Silksong!
Premiering here: youtu.be/6XGeJwsUP9c
Hollow Knight: Silksong - Special Announcement
YouTube video by Team Cherry
youtu.be
August 19, 2025 at 2:33 PM
The countdown is on!
Join us in 48 hours for a special announcement about Hollow Knight: Silksong!
Premiering here: youtu.be/6XGeJwsUP9c
Join us in 48 hours for a special announcement about Hollow Knight: Silksong!
Premiering here: youtu.be/6XGeJwsUP9c
Seasonally appropriate reminder that we disapprove of Uth Duna in this household
July 25, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Seasonally appropriate reminder that we disapprove of Uth Duna in this household
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Over the last week or so after getting the platinum for Expedition 33, I've been trying to put it down and go back to some other games I was playing, but E33 has its hooks in me so deeply that I can't help but keep replaying it
June 28, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Over the last week or so after getting the platinum for Expedition 33, I've been trying to put it down and go back to some other games I was playing, but E33 has its hooks in me so deeply that I can't help but keep replaying it
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How come nobody's talking about this one?
June 20, 2025 at 6:24 PM
How come nobody's talking about this one?
All achievements done!
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...now time for NG+ lol
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June 18, 2025 at 4:48 AM
All achievements done!
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...now time for NG+ lol
At this point I think my build in Expedition 33 is overkill. I don't think there's anything in the game that can survive this much damage
June 17, 2025 at 7:27 PM
At this point I think my build in Expedition 33 is overkill. I don't think there's anything in the game that can survive this much damage