Worthless piece of shit.

I let my teenagers decorate this year. Not sure if it was a mistake or genius

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Me watching a film.

1. Start watching.

2. Wonder what I’ve seen one of the actors in before.

3. Google actor.

4. Go to IMDb/their Wikipedia page.

5. Find out every single detail of their entire life.

6. Realise I’ve completely missed the plot of the film and now have no idea what’s going on.

Remember in the movie “Aliens” when no one listened to the woman and then everyone died? That’s what the vibe feels like right now.

I'd forgotten how nice it is to read a post without it zipping off halfway through to show me yet another temu as instead

My local beach and very much my happy place.