Noah Lambert
@sleepysheepy95.bsky.social
About me.
- LVL +30
- Autistic/ADHD.
- He/Him.
- Asexual.
- LVL +30
- Autistic/ADHD.
- He/Him.
- Asexual.
Pinned
a sheep wears a yellow bucket on its head
Alt: Bucket Time
media.tenor.com
//Profile Time
RP-Friendly
Species: Merino Lamb
Likes: Exploring new places, stuffed animals and dinosaurs.
Dislikes: Flashing lights, loud noises.
RP-Friendly
Species: Merino Lamb
Likes: Exploring new places, stuffed animals and dinosaurs.
Dislikes: Flashing lights, loud noises.
Hiya, Blinkey!
Hims my fwend.
Hims my fwend.
November 9, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Hiya, Blinkey!
Hims my fwend.
Hims my fwend.
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Doomscrolling is out
Hopescrolling is in
Hopescrolling is in
November 5, 2025 at 4:38 AM
🫂
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"Having a Daddy like that would fix me."
"Having a CG who is there for me would fix me."
"Having [thing] would fix me."
No. It wouldn't. The only person who can "fix you" is yourself.
You are responsible for regulating your own emotions - no one CAN do that for you, even if they want to.
"Having a CG who is there for me would fix me."
"Having [thing] would fix me."
No. It wouldn't. The only person who can "fix you" is yourself.
You are responsible for regulating your own emotions - no one CAN do that for you, even if they want to.
November 3, 2025 at 1:36 PM
"Having a Daddy like that would fix me."
"Having a CG who is there for me would fix me."
"Having [thing] would fix me."
No. It wouldn't. The only person who can "fix you" is yourself.
You are responsible for regulating your own emotions - no one CAN do that for you, even if they want to.
"Having a CG who is there for me would fix me."
"Having [thing] would fix me."
No. It wouldn't. The only person who can "fix you" is yourself.
You are responsible for regulating your own emotions - no one CAN do that for you, even if they want to.
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oh great . i’m doomed
to be a decrepit 28 year
old hag .ᐟ.ᐟ
you’re • •
you’re not • • humans .ᐟ.ᐟ
oh great . i’m doomed
to be a decrepit 28 year
old hag .ᐟ.ᐟ
you’re • •
you’re not • • humans .ᐟ.ᐟ
September 7, 2025 at 10:42 AM
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oh great . i’m doomed
to be a decrepit 28 year
old hag .ᐟ.ᐟ
you’re • •
you’re not • • humans .ᐟ.ᐟ
oh great . i’m doomed
to be a decrepit 28 year
old hag .ᐟ.ᐟ
you’re • •
you’re not • • humans .ᐟ.ᐟ
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:¨ ·.· ¨:
⠀⠀ ⠀ `· . 𐙚 𝗥𝗮𝗿𝗶𝘁𝘆 .
written by
rose .
:¨ ·.· ¨:
⠀⠀ ⠀ `· . 𐙚 𝗥𝗮𝗿𝗶𝘁𝘆 .
written by
rose .
September 6, 2025 at 6:48 PM
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ
:¨ ·.· ¨:
⠀⠀ ⠀ `· . 𐙚 𝗥𝗮𝗿𝗶𝘁𝘆 .
written by
rose .
:¨ ·.· ¨:
⠀⠀ ⠀ `· . 𐙚 𝗥𝗮𝗿𝗶𝘁𝘆 .
written by
rose .
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can i at least go
semi —— lethal .ᐣ
you never let me
. . shine ✨
can i at least go
semi —— lethal .ᐣ
you never let me
. . shine ✨
October 28, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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can i at least go
semi —— lethal .ᐣ
you never let me
. . shine ✨
can i at least go
semi —— lethal .ᐣ
you never let me
. . shine ✨
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sometimes it’s not
as simple as that .
this kind of shit ;
gets messy , and
everyone’s got issues ,
especially dads .
sometimes it’s not
as simple as that .
this kind of shit ;
gets messy , and
everyone’s got issues ,
especially dads .
November 1, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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sometimes it’s not
as simple as that .
this kind of shit ;
gets messy , and
everyone’s got issues ,
especially dads .
sometimes it’s not
as simple as that .
this kind of shit ;
gets messy , and
everyone’s got issues ,
especially dads .
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i was thinking about
you guys &&. how
you saved me .
you two &&. everyone
else • • i wanna be
your friend .ᐟ.ᐟ
i was thinking about
you guys &&. how
you saved me .
you two &&. everyone
else • • i wanna be
your friend .ᐟ.ᐟ
October 31, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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i was thinking about
you guys &&. how
you saved me .
you two &&. everyone
else • • i wanna be
your friend .ᐟ.ᐟ
i was thinking about
you guys &&. how
you saved me .
you two &&. everyone
else • • i wanna be
your friend .ᐟ.ᐟ
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i am the pretty guardian
who fights for love &.
justice .ᐟ.ᐟ i am sailor 🌙
&. now in the name of
the 🌙 ; i’ll punish you .ᐟ.ᐟ
i am the pretty guardian
who fights for love &.
justice .ᐟ.ᐟ i am sailor 🌙
&. now in the name of
the 🌙 ; i’ll punish you .ᐟ.ᐟ
October 28, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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i am the pretty guardian
who fights for love &.
justice .ᐟ.ᐟ i am sailor 🌙
&. now in the name of
the 🌙 ; i’ll punish you .ᐟ.ᐟ
i am the pretty guardian
who fights for love &.
justice .ᐟ.ᐟ i am sailor 🌙
&. now in the name of
the 🌙 ; i’ll punish you .ᐟ.ᐟ
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the things that are
most important aren’t
written in books • •
you have to learn them
by experiencing them
yourself •
the things that are
most important aren’t
written in books • •
you have to learn them
by experiencing them
yourself •
October 31, 2025 at 12:34 PM
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the things that are
most important aren’t
written in books • •
you have to learn them
by experiencing them
yourself •
the things that are
most important aren’t
written in books • •
you have to learn them
by experiencing them
yourself •
Congratulations, Nate!
Im getting married tomorrow 🥰
October 30, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Congratulations, Nate!
//I love you too, Ms. Shiloh!
hi, friends!
guess what?
i love you. yes, that includes you!
guess what?
i love you. yes, that includes you!
October 30, 2025 at 2:12 AM
//I love you too, Ms. Shiloh!
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🐏 Real life matters first and foremost. You’re doing a great job as a mum.
🐞sorry for being dead been working more and I had little to no sleep because I thought I was gonna be kicked out. So I was panicking and calling anywhere I could that could take cats. All sorts of a mess for me to find out my roomate defended me to her daughter. So I'm just mentally and physically-
October 30, 2025 at 1:16 AM
🐏 Real life matters first and foremost. You’re doing a great job as a mum.
“It also means I get to enjoy what I originally missed.”
"Why do you want to be a baby so badly?"
"You're right, why wouldn't I want to get fed for free any time I ask, never pay a dime in rent, nap whenever and wherever I want with no consequences, play all day long, and constantly get get praised and called "mommy's special little guy". So horrible."
"You're right, why wouldn't I want to get fed for free any time I ask, never pay a dime in rent, nap whenever and wherever I want with no consequences, play all day long, and constantly get get praised and called "mommy's special little guy". So horrible."
October 30, 2025 at 12:04 AM
“It also means I get to enjoy what I originally missed.”
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have a great time
at the concert , max .
i’ll see you ——
on tv .
have a great time
at the concert , max .
i’ll see you ——
on tv .
October 28, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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have a great time
at the concert , max .
i’ll see you ——
on tv .
have a great time
at the concert , max .
i’ll see you ——
on tv .
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i want you to know
i finally understand . .
&. ——
i’m sorry .
i want you to know
i finally understand . .
&. ——
i’m sorry .
October 27, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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i want you to know
i finally understand . .
&. ——
i’m sorry .
i want you to know
i finally understand . .
&. ——
i’m sorry .
//At least make breakfast in bed once in a while. That’s what I do for my mama.
men don’t want partners they want a mom to clean up after them
October 29, 2025 at 10:17 PM
//At least make breakfast in bed once in a while. That’s what I do for my mama.
//Oooh, a haunted house? Yes please!
I want to go to a haunted house but I also don’t want to do shit alone
October 29, 2025 at 10:09 PM
//Oooh, a haunted house? Yes please!
//Sir Remington approves this message.
October 29, 2025 at 10:07 PM
//Sir Remington approves this message.
//This is awesome! 🙌
A quick Scooby-Doo-inspired sketch of @waffledog.bsky.social’s Cashew for spooky season.
October 28, 2025 at 4:23 AM
//This is awesome! 🙌
🐏 Hay, how’s it going?
Making puns so horrible that they regress you so far that you can't talk. ;P
October 28, 2025 at 1:22 AM
🐏 Hay, how’s it going?