Michiganders built the American Dream.

It shouldn’t be this hard to pay our bills, buy groceries, see a doctor, or get any politician in Washington to give a damn about us.

That's why today I'm announcing my campaign for U.S. Senate.

Join our movement:
abdulforsenate.com/go

They're calling today "Vindication Day" for everyone who's put nothing into retirement accounts because the apocalypse is their retirement plan

online resellers have ruined the thrift store. we need to come up with another, filthier store that they don’t know about.

winning so much at the bottle return that the pit boss has to come over and tell me to stop drinking seltzer

the best Cillian Murphy movie is still Red Eye

one bad thing about flight school is on your first day they show you the rule book just like in Top Gun Maverick but then instead of throwing it in the trash he makes you read the rule book

Fantasizing about eating Taco Bell breakfast while piloting a Cessna 172

The CIA is responsible for hundreds of thousands of murders and the proliferation of torture around the globe. Yet even they post the salary with the job description.

Finally deleted Twitter today. It was the only social media site to ever enhance my life: by exposing me to a lot of knowledge and inspiration and to the experiences of people different from myself (esp marginalized groups). It made me more empathetic, emotionally intelligent, and politically aware.

Okay, listen. The appeal of Grimace was that he was weird but presented as relatively normal. For McDonald’s to market Grimace as weird is to commodify and destroy what made him special.