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FARTGOD44 ★ @slamslam.bsky.social · Jan 25
dr house
slamslam.bsky.social
hey bro wanna come over and listen to shoegaze and rot on my bed for 4 hours. it’s gonna be miserable
November 23, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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mahler2.bsky.social
can't stop thinking about bats #bats
November 4, 2025 at 4:36 PM
slamslam.bsky.social
1. go to a restaurant alone
2. lose at minesweeper
3. post on instagram
4. order two sandwiches by myself
5. stare at a couple you thogujt were arguing but they’re just both annoying

my life is lowkey awesome
November 3, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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ocodile.bsky.social
THIS ANIMAL, SIGNED
November 1, 2025 at 8:25 PM
slamslam.bsky.social
i grow fonder of you in absence or some shit like that
November 1, 2025 at 5:06 AM
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coachfinstock.bsky.social
Everyone is 12 theory undefeated
Marc Randazza eats shit for breakfast and sucks his own cock afterwards
October 25, 2025 at 7:26 PM
slamslam.bsky.social
in the war against perverts vs. sluts im taking the side of perverts #real
October 24, 2025 at 4:38 PM
slamslam.bsky.social
long island is so beautiful
October 14, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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junlper.beer
this subreddit is insane i’m obsessed
October 12, 2025 at 12:54 AM
slamslam.bsky.social
hey bro.

you are wise like the boss
you have beautiful eyes like pim
you are cool like charlie
you are sexy like allan
you are green like glep

i’m happy you’re my smiling friend ❤️
October 9, 2025 at 5:36 PM
slamslam.bsky.social
October 8, 2025 at 3:34 PM
slamslam.bsky.social
this is actually the best news i’ve seen in a while. FUCK SMART SHUFFLE!!!
September 25, 2025 at 2:26 PM
slamslam.bsky.social
2000s music videos r so fucking funny for no reason
September 25, 2025 at 12:39 AM
slamslam.bsky.social
pros of trying to eat a lot of fiber : a lot of things idfk im not a doctor

cons: i’ve Gotta poop so bad .
September 25, 2025 at 12:13 AM
slamslam.bsky.social
it’s really hard to feel sad all the time when i am this funny and smart and kind and humble, just feels like an injustice yk
September 20, 2025 at 1:41 PM
slamslam.bsky.social
on one of those old lirr trains that smell like dead old people
September 20, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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jeremykaplowitz.com
You can only live & travel within one region of the United States for the rest of your life. What are you picking?
map of the US where "A" is just NYC and "B" is the rest
September 19, 2025 at 6:14 PM
slamslam.bsky.social
home sweet home !
September 17, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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ocodile.bsky.social
I made a little badge
September 17, 2025 at 6:35 AM
slamslam.bsky.social
Gay Drake : I need a one dick
September 4, 2025 at 2:49 PM
slamslam.bsky.social
joe rogan with a scientific degree would have sh0t half of his guests for the stupid shit they say
September 2, 2025 at 3:25 PM
slamslam.bsky.social
long island is done
August 27, 2025 at 11:40 PM
slamslam.bsky.social
real ones know instagram is the best dating app
August 23, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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whiteboymontreal.bsky.social
tfw when the everything bagel be rubbin up against your cinnamon raisin bagel in the bag and u can taste the dried onion 🤤🤤🤤
August 21, 2025 at 1:22 PM
slamslam.bsky.social
the reason why strong arms literally don’t matter at all is because you don’t use them for backshots
August 14, 2025 at 9:08 PM