Slam Dunkley
@slamdunkley.bsky.social
Sports, Politics, and Nerdage. #RipCity🔥, #ScoDucks🦆, #GoPackGo🧀
*whispers*……. I’d think about bringing Camara off the bench when Shaedon and Jrue are back.
November 20, 2025 at 6:22 AM
*whispers*……. I’d think about bringing Camara off the bench when Shaedon and Jrue are back.
A jury of my peers fr fr.
The jury — which feasted on sandwiches for lunch on Thursday, according to a person familiar with jury lunches
BREAKING: JUSTICE DEPARTMENT EATS A LOSS IN 'SANDWICH GUY' CASE AS JURORS FIND DEFENDANT NOT GUILTY www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...
November 6, 2025 at 7:54 PM
A jury of my peers fr fr.
The city needed this man. Like, just needed something to be happy about.
October 25, 2025 at 4:49 AM
The city needed this man. Like, just needed something to be happy about.
Lol this team is winning the chip and then adding Dame this offseason. Cronin masterclass.
October 25, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Lol this team is winning the chip and then adding Dame this offseason. Cronin masterclass.
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Meh. I will update this to 55-27.
The Blazers are gonna go like 56-26 in moral victories this season.
October 23, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Meh. I will update this to 55-27.
Grant off the bench fucks
October 23, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Grant off the bench fucks
Joe Cronin fucking cooked.
October 23, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Joe Cronin fucking cooked.
Announce the Jerami Grant trade next
October 19, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Announce the Jerami Grant trade next
I love this fucking frog
October 9, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I love this fucking frog
The Portland Trail Blazers
October 9, 2025 at 1:51 AM
The Portland Trail Blazers
mlb to pdx confirmed
October 5, 2025 at 9:42 PM
mlb to pdx confirmed
Marcus Mariota my beautiful 32 year old Hawaiian Son
September 21, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Marcus Mariota my beautiful 32 year old Hawaiian Son
Great day to log off
September 10, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Great day to log off
HOW BOUT THOSE PACKERS?!
August 28, 2025 at 9:17 PM
HOW BOUT THOSE PACKERS?!
Just about shit my pants
Seattle Mariners traded C Julio E. Rodriguez to Kansas City Royals for cash.
July 22, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Just about shit my pants
If the @trailblazers.bsky.social get rid of the uniform sash I’m gonna lose it
July 20, 2025 at 10:18 PM
If the @trailblazers.bsky.social get rid of the uniform sash I’m gonna lose it
Scoot and Shaedon and Jrue and Dame
July 20, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Scoot and Shaedon and Jrue and Dame
Look I don’t know if this sequence is true but there’s probably a reason this all came out as soon as he fucked with the money
DONALD TRUMP: I am going to institute autarky and liquidate the intelligentsia
MEDIA: maybe we haven't been nice enough...
ACADEMIA: let's make a helpful list of suggested demands for him to make of us!
MARKETS: line go up?
THE FEDERAL RESERVE: Epstein story is a go. where are we on the pee tape
MEDIA: maybe we haven't been nice enough...
ACADEMIA: let's make a helpful list of suggested demands for him to make of us!
MARKETS: line go up?
THE FEDERAL RESERVE: Epstein story is a go. where are we on the pee tape
July 17, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Look I don’t know if this sequence is true but there’s probably a reason this all came out as soon as he fucked with the money
Yang and Dame gonna save Portlands economy
July 17, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Yang and Dame gonna save Portlands economy
Goddamnit I just realized I’m gonna have to buy Addidas shit again to match my Dame’s
July 17, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Goddamnit I just realized I’m gonna have to buy Addidas shit again to match my Dame’s
Blazers pretty clearly trying to set themselves up to participate in the Giannis sweepstakes.
July 17, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Blazers pretty clearly trying to set themselves up to participate in the Giannis sweepstakes.
I like, really needed this.
thanos from avengers : age of ultron is standing in the dark with his eyes closed and his mouth open .
ALT: thanos from avengers : age of ultron is standing in the dark with his eyes closed and his mouth open .
media.tenor.com
July 17, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I like, really needed this.
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