Steve Fishface
@skinnyandwirey.bsky.social
Professional master of dull
Oh god. Robin Smith.
What a player he was.
Go well, Judge
What a player he was.
Go well, Judge
December 2, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Oh god. Robin Smith.
What a player he was.
Go well, Judge
What a player he was.
Go well, Judge
Saw Wolf Alice last night in Birmingham.
Absolutely top drawer stuff.
Absolutely top drawer stuff.
November 30, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Saw Wolf Alice last night in Birmingham.
Absolutely top drawer stuff.
Absolutely top drawer stuff.
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If you own a £2m house in London, you could buy a house as good or better anywhere else for far less, and you would have a ton of spare cash, so stop whining.
November 27, 2025 at 5:20 PM
If you own a £2m house in London, you could buy a house as good or better anywhere else for far less, and you would have a ton of spare cash, so stop whining.
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All of this “woe is me my house is now really expensive and so a tax is unfair” stuff completely negates to acknowledge the implicit fact that the house owner has made an insane profit by doing absolutely nothing
November 27, 2025 at 12:41 PM
All of this “woe is me my house is now really expensive and so a tax is unfair” stuff completely negates to acknowledge the implicit fact that the house owner has made an insane profit by doing absolutely nothing
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Stop putting Christmas decorations up before December you maniacs
November 21, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Stop putting Christmas decorations up before December you maniacs
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My mother saved for years to go to Corfu she didn't get charitable status for it.
November 19, 2025 at 5:07 PM
My mother saved for years to go to Corfu she didn't get charitable status for it.
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A rare photo of Gianni Infantino where he isn't the biggest cunt in it.
November 19, 2025 at 12:56 PM
A rare photo of Gianni Infantino where he isn't the biggest cunt in it.
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The sound you hear is of cricketers all over the world laughing forever.
November 17, 2025 at 4:21 PM
The sound you hear is of cricketers all over the world laughing forever.
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Just a gentle reminder that “under-age women”, often used to describe the people those powerful, rich men are alleged to have had sexual relations with, is not a thing. They’re called girls, or put another way, children. And that’s rape.
November 13, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Just a gentle reminder that “under-age women”, often used to describe the people those powerful, rich men are alleged to have had sexual relations with, is not a thing. They’re called girls, or put another way, children. And that’s rape.
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Can none of these millionaires sex criminals write in full sentences? Have you heard of paragraphs? Punctuation? No wonder ChatGPT sounds like a genius to these clowns.
November 13, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Can none of these millionaires sex criminals write in full sentences? Have you heard of paragraphs? Punctuation? No wonder ChatGPT sounds like a genius to these clowns.
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The President of the United States Of America was a close confidante of one of these most powerful & prolific paedophiles in US history, had close contact with many of his victims & has legally sought to hide this fact.
Sometimes it's good to restate these facts because they're insane.
Sometimes it's good to restate these facts because they're insane.
November 12, 2025 at 9:11 PM
The President of the United States Of America was a close confidante of one of these most powerful & prolific paedophiles in US history, had close contact with many of his victims & has legally sought to hide this fact.
Sometimes it's good to restate these facts because they're insane.
Sometimes it's good to restate these facts because they're insane.
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Nigel Farage is not the man of the people. Never has been, never will be. He’s out for himself, and only himself, and will look to grift you for everything you’ve got. He’s a nasty, lying bigot. Nigel Farage is the man of Nigel Farage.
November 3, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Nigel Farage is not the man of the people. Never has been, never will be. He’s out for himself, and only himself, and will look to grift you for everything you’ve got. He’s a nasty, lying bigot. Nigel Farage is the man of Nigel Farage.
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Gotta love Private Eye.
Always cuts through the crap.
Always cuts through the crap.
October 31, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Gotta love Private Eye.
Always cuts through the crap.
Always cuts through the crap.
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breaking news. people are stupid.
bsky.app/profile/dann...
bsky.app/profile/dann...
The fundamental problem:
58% of voters want public spending maintained or increased.
67% want taxes to stay at their current level or be cut.
In reality, it’s a binary choice. Taxes go up, or spending is cut. That’s it.
58% of voters want public spending maintained or increased.
67% want taxes to stay at their current level or be cut.
In reality, it’s a binary choice. Taxes go up, or spending is cut. That’s it.
October 31, 2025 at 1:03 PM
breaking news. people are stupid.
bsky.app/profile/dann...
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Using an AI like ChatGPT as a search engine is no better than howling your query at the sky and then reading chicken entrails for an answer.
October 29, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Using an AI like ChatGPT as a search engine is no better than howling your query at the sky and then reading chicken entrails for an answer.
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Wow - those are quite phenomenal headlines given the details of the story.
Ahh look, he’s just a ‘nerdy’ guy. No harm done.
You need to scroll down to paragraph 13 of the Sky piece to find the full story!
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Ahh look, he’s just a ‘nerdy’ guy. No harm done.
You need to scroll down to paragraph 13 of the Sky piece to find the full story!
🧵
1/9
October 29, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Wow - those are quite phenomenal headlines given the details of the story.
Ahh look, he’s just a ‘nerdy’ guy. No harm done.
You need to scroll down to paragraph 13 of the Sky piece to find the full story!
🧵
1/9
Ahh look, he’s just a ‘nerdy’ guy. No harm done.
You need to scroll down to paragraph 13 of the Sky piece to find the full story!
🧵
1/9
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I adore Emma Thompson
"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"
October 28, 2025 at 11:59 AM
I adore Emma Thompson
October 26, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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I for one did not see this coming
October 23, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I for one did not see this coming
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"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think blood money will be thrown into the sea."
October 19, 2025 at 1:03 PM
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think blood money will be thrown into the sea."
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Oh, the grand old duke of york
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October 17, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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my god there has never been a more accurate use of this
October 16, 2025 at 4:03 PM
my god there has never been a more accurate use of this
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Lazy cunt
October 16, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Lazy cunt