SkeetsFromCody
@skeetsfromcody.bsky.social
I cook fabulous breakfasts and chew bubblegum. Also i dont chew bubblegum at all.
fucks with my denture
Pronouns: he/him
fucks with my denture
Pronouns: he/him
a skeleton arrives at the camp with banana shoes armed with a holy hand grenade of antioch
December 2, 2025 at 6:34 AM
a skeleton arrives at the camp with banana shoes armed with a holy hand grenade of antioch
where is my skeleton?
December 2, 2025 at 6:34 AM
where is my skeleton?
i will kick your ass
December 2, 2025 at 6:11 AM
i will kick your ass
im all day drunrk you fucking fool
December 2, 2025 at 6:07 AM
im all day drunrk you fucking fool
youre the gays
December 2, 2025 at 5:59 AM
youre the gays
brain stuff is wild
December 2, 2025 at 5:55 AM
brain stuff is wild
you cant picture an apple in your head?
December 2, 2025 at 5:49 AM
you cant picture an apple in your head?
did you shit in your bin?
November 29, 2025 at 2:11 AM
did you shit in your bin?
neurodivergent fuckups only pls
November 28, 2025 at 4:39 AM
neurodivergent fuckups only pls
i cut my finger off so i make fun typos all the time
November 28, 2025 at 4:30 AM
i cut my finger off so i make fun typos all the time
BEHOLD! A CHICKEN!
November 28, 2025 at 4:24 AM
BEHOLD! A CHICKEN!
fuck hr they are nobodys friend
November 26, 2025 at 4:44 AM
fuck hr they are nobodys friend
back to the egg mines i go
November 25, 2025 at 4:56 PM
back to the egg mines i go
whoops i did a grand theft auto 4, should have probably played darts with my girlfriend instead
November 24, 2025 at 2:33 AM
whoops i did a grand theft auto 4, should have probably played darts with my girlfriend instead
it should be rad but im waiting for a yikes
November 24, 2025 at 2:32 AM
it should be rad but im waiting for a yikes
that looks exactly to what gave me gout
November 23, 2025 at 4:54 AM
that looks exactly to what gave me gout
live on an island fucking your cousins long enough and bad things happen to your jeans
November 23, 2025 at 2:44 AM
live on an island fucking your cousins long enough and bad things happen to your jeans
just saying that all my mixed race friends are super hot
November 23, 2025 at 1:49 AM
just saying that all my mixed race friends are super hot
all drow are super hot btw
November 23, 2025 at 1:36 AM
all drow are super hot btw
those hogs will always come to haunt me because i cannot make out with mustard breath
November 22, 2025 at 5:13 AM
those hogs will always come to haunt me because i cannot make out with mustard breath
you are being groomed to be a gross old boomer
November 22, 2025 at 4:41 AM
you are being groomed to be a gross old boomer
never forget that mark was also a father figure for me
November 22, 2025 at 4:22 AM
never forget that mark was also a father figure for me
no jokes out the room, these dnd nerds need to yes and
November 22, 2025 at 4:22 AM
no jokes out the room, these dnd nerds need to yes and
kidney stones are like a baby
November 22, 2025 at 3:43 AM
kidney stones are like a baby
you just suck at walking
November 21, 2025 at 5:55 AM
you just suck at walking