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SJ Locke
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Yo! I’m Sophie, friends call me SJ. I like to write, play dnd, and like other nerdy creative junk. If ya need a writer or project manager, lemme know!!
Keep putting your hands together. I’m sure your applause will drown out the prayers.
November 23, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Hardee’s has a new tender deal every Tuesday. HEY ARTISTS PAY ATTENTION! *jingles keys* it’s called the

TENDER BENDER DEAL

I expect some art. You know what I want.
November 17, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Pretty pussy fruit
November 16, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Gonna be honest, if you aren’t a fan of Aabria Iyengar, I’m not a fan of you. So… 😏✌🏻

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@Aabria Iyengar this took me weeks to make, i’m only a little sorry about it. never seen a more quiddie coded song though, who else looks this good from the nosebleeds #aabriaiyengar #quiddie #dimensi...
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November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
This is everyone’s reminder,

Don’t try me. I promise I always get the last word and the last laugh.
October 11, 2025 at 2:22 AM
This is your reminder;

I am very organized, very dedicated, very creative, and will always put my best foot and your needs/desires first.

I need a job and would be a GREAT personal assistant.

Just sayin 🤷🏼
October 10, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Bobby Flay’s Triple Threat…

Is dumb.

Not because it’s a bad show, not because the cooks and chefs participating are bad, not because the food is gross. It’s dumb because Bobby Flay had a show “Beat Bobby Flay”.

1/2
October 10, 2025 at 10:02 PM
You don’t wanna start shit with me. I’m at my wits end. I got debt, family drama, and hatred. 3 hots and a cot sounds great rn. I’ll shit on your windshield. Don’t doubt me bitch.
October 3, 2025 at 8:37 PM
You know who I hate?

Tom from season 10 of survivor. He’s a dick. He gave Ian SO MUCH SHIT for double crossing and playing as hard as he could. Even told him that he would basically get a better attitude when he got older!

Then Tom CAME BACK, OLDER!, AND DID THE SAME THING!! I just hate him.
October 3, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Ooooo allyyyy

Bitch shut the fuck up. When’s the last time you voted on an issue that affected the people you claim to support.

If you ain’t bleeding, crying, or voting on my behalf stfu.
September 29, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Well aren’t I absolutely fucked…
September 19, 2025 at 10:16 AM
Sokka is smart enough to know what a hotdog is.

Sokka is not smart enough to not choke on said hotdog.
September 18, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I got a call the second I was about to hit post on the last post and I accidentally hit the accept call button… it was a spam call. My day is ruined.
September 18, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I’ve done this thing through my life where I text my random thoughts to people. Imma just post em all here from now on. You’re welcome
September 18, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Sometimes when ya sneeze really hard and ya shake your brain around and your eyes see those weird squiggly lines of light.
September 18, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Gen Z just used Discord to rest their entire country in a week. Read it again.
Again.
AGAIN.

Yet we all sit here stagnant hoping someone will save us! Get in the streets, remember your rights, fight for the truth,

“And die with your mask on if you got to-“ - the true lives of the fabulous killjoys
September 17, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Opinion from someone who just started watching demon slayer:

Tanjiro was hotter with a ponytail. 🤷🏼
September 17, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Bruh this Minecraft civilization thing by Ish has me in a chock hold. It’s all I’ve thought about for a fuckin week.
August 20, 2025 at 2:26 AM
“If you want a living wage, get a better job” is a wealthy fuck way of saying “I see that your job needs to be done, but the person doing it deserves to be poor”
August 17, 2025 at 5:27 PM
The company break room is not the place for you to take phone calls, engage in heated debates, or watch TikTok at full volume. Have some respect for the people around.

Dumb bitch >,>
August 12, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Learn new things every day.
Consume knowledge in a way you enjoy.
No incorrect way to learn.

Today’s topic: Julia child.
Subject: Food History.
Medium: Chopped season 57
June 27, 2025 at 12:45 AM
A dollar for anything. Insane. But at the same time you worked 10 hours for $5 but like 🤷🏼
June 26, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I can’t be the only one that still LOVES the holiday/special episodes of cooking shows. You know the ones, where it’s all grandmas AND Christmas. It’s just nice to see nice people doing things they love and getting praise for it. We need more of that.
June 26, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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June 25, 2025 at 11:32 AM
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Me waiting to hear back from jobs all day every day 🤡
a man with a mustache is sitting on a swing in a park
ALT: a man with a mustache is sitting on a swing in a park
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June 26, 2025 at 8:10 PM