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Rossalot
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Once and future Breath Mint, recovering drama kid and extremely dad-coded.
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lizzieposte.bsky.social
Gender is a spectrum from just wanting have fun to being back in town, and to varying degrees, each of us contains attributes of both, which is a beautiful thing
November 24, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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secretbase.bsky.social
leave society, be a monkey
November 19, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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gshowitt.bsky.social
D66 Things Guards Say When You Pass A Stealth Check (Fantasy)
This is a D66 table which is too long to fit into the alt text. It's 36 different things a Guard might say when you pass a stealth check. Here's a selection, anyway: “Huh. Guess it must have been the wind.” “Blimey, the size of the size of the rats ‘round here!” “I must be tired.” “Don’t bother. This place makes all sorts of weird noises.” “You’re hearing things! You ought to lay off the whiskey.” “Guess it was nothing.” “I’m going to pretend I didn’t hear that.” “Go on, get out of here!” “I’m not checking it. You check it.” “Come on, who’d try to sneak in here?” “Ugh. I hate this job.” “Any more noises like that and I’ll be forced to stand up and take a look.” “I don’t feel like getting shanked in the ribs tonight. Just let it slide.” “What you mean, ‘strange noise?’ Sounds like a perfectly normal noise to me.” “My doctor said I’m not supposed to investigate mysterious sounds after 6pm.” *aimlessly whistles a sea shanty, and dreams of their true purpose: sailing the mighty ocean* “Ohhh, my aching back! I can barely stand up straight, let alone search for intruders!” “Geoffrey? Is that you? I’ve told you not to do the hiding thing any more. It’s dangerous.” “I think someone must have left a window open somewhere.” to themselves: “Don’t be scared. Shh. There’s no such thing as ghosts.” “Probably just a harmless drunk. They kip in here sometimes.” “Hey, your shift’s over! It’s my time to guard. Let me have this, Sylvia.” reading aloud, weeping: “Dear Erik. I am very sorry, but I must leave you. I’ve found a new lover. He wants to start a family. I can’t wait for your promotion any longer.” “No, no: my grandfather told me about a time he investigated a nearby disruption. I’m not going to make the same mistake.”
November 19, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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emiliusdraws.bsky.social
#3157 A helpful tutorial
A digital drawing of one of those drawing tutorials that says 'don't do this, do this.' The drawing is of an almost naked middle-aged man doing a flying kick. The 'Don't do this' one has a bunch of areas circled and a cross under it. The 'Do this' one is exactly the same but without the circles and a tick instead of a cross. The text reads 'Needlessly adding red circles will ruin your art' and a smaller bit of text at the bottom reads 'Bonus tip! Add a tick under all your art so people think you did it right.'
November 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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ohlookbirdies.bsky.social
Someone had fun with the acronym
The Does Eliminating Coffee Avoid Fibrillation (Decaf) trial found 200 patients with persistent irregular heartbeats had a "significantly" lower risk of the condition
November 10, 2025 at 11:14 AM
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tiltyhouse.com
Who called it “Report of the Marine Board of Investigation Into the Implosion of the Submersible TITAN (CG1788361) in the North Atlantic Ocean Near the Wreck Site of the RMS TITANIC Resulting in the Loss of Five Lives” and not
“Bottom Text”
November 2, 2025 at 6:09 AM
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regretteruane.bsky.social
Philip Larkin’s this be the verse mangled into Ozymandias, the text reads They Oz you up, your mandyias. They may not mean to, but they do. They give you vast and trunkless legs A sunken shattered visage too. But they were Ozzed up in their turn By Mandyias upon the sand Who half the time had wrinkled lips And half in sneering cold command. Oz hands on mandyias to man. Like mighty works atop a shelf Look on them early as you can Ye mighty and despair yourself
October 30, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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jonbois.bsky.social
shohei's 10 strikeouts and moonshot home run distances were really just for style points. short of pitching a complete game he completely maxed out all channels through which he could deliver objective value, so he poured his leftover brilliance into knocking out side quests. it seems impossible
secretbase.bsky.social Secret Base @secretbase.bsky.social · Oct 18
Welcome to Dorktown
Mayor, Shohei Ohtani
chart with title 10/17/25 dodgers-brewers y-axis is total bases x-axis is at-bats shohei ohtani is plotted high and to the left with 12 total bases in 3 at-bats the brewers (an entire mlb organization) against the opposing starting p;itcher, who happened to be shohei ohtani, are at bottom right with 3 hits in 19 at-bats
October 18, 2025 at 3:36 PM
sixsidedvice.com
Ruin a book with a car:

Ford of the Rings: The Two Taurus
matheleine.bsky.social Madeleine Moore @matheleine.bsky.social · Sep 25
Alfa Romeo & Juliet
ajlanes.bsky.social Alexandra Lanes @ajlanes.bsky.social · Sep 25
Ruin a book with a car

The Invisible Van
September 25, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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@jonbois.bsky.social Watching Baseball
September 24, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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duncanrobson.com
For sale:
Steam screenshot. Baby Steps, Neva and Sworn at discounted prices.
September 23, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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kierongillen.bsky.social
However, it's also important to avoid
RPG table diagram redesigned to form inverted pentagram, labelled "HAIL THE BEAST: Players ignore GM, summon satanic power"
September 23, 2025 at 6:39 AM
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loadingreadyrun.com
Back in the Internet olden days, on September 19th we’d celebrate International Talk Like a Pirate Day. And we here at LoadingReadyRun made an educational film to help folks out. Enjoy our 19 year old video, How to Talk Like a Pirate 🏴‍☠️🙂

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How to Talk like a Pirate
YouTube video by LoadingReadyRun
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September 19, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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jonbois.bsky.social
if you enjoy this post, be sure to share it with your friends
September 17, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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theonion.com
From ‘The Onion’ Editorial Board:
It Is Journalism’s Sacred Duty To Endanger The Lives Of As Many Trans People As Possible
The task of reporting is not a simple one. Each and every day, reporters and editors at publications like The Onion make difficult decisions about which issues should receive attention, knowing that o...
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September 12, 2025 at 1:32 AM
sixsidedvice.com
Hey! It's my favourite X-Wing: TMG format getting some high production value love!
loadingreadyrun.com LoadingReadyRun @loadingreadyrun.com · Sep 12
Time for The Long Game! Tonight we are begin X-Wing: Heroes of the Aturi Cluster! twitch.tv/loadingready...
September 12, 2025 at 7:49 AM
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wigglewood.bsky.social
The image that inspired my most popular comic.
September 10, 2025 at 2:59 AM
sixsidedvice.com
Age verification: my DCI number (7214030963) is itself old enough to vote.
aptshadow.bsky.social Adrian Tchaikovsky @aptshadow.bsky.social · Sep 10
Age verification: nowhere does that good fried trilobite any more.
elienyc.bsky.social ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · Sep 10
Age verification: I had my first cigarette on a plane
September 10, 2025 at 7:58 AM
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cjzero.bsky.social
Referee: "Holding, offense, number 64"
Number 64: "FUCK!"
September 6, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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kierongillen.bsky.social
I am not my own worst critic. I am my own best critic. I absolutely destroy me.
robowieland.bsky.social Rob Wieland 🔜 GameHole Con!!! @robowieland.bsky.social · Sep 6
No critic can ever say anything worse than what I tell myself at 3 AM.
September 6, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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matheleine.bsky.social
This is the most elegantly-penned "go fuck yourselves" response to transphobes you will read.
August 28, 2025 at 12:12 PM
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spazwazza.bsky.social
"I wish ill on JK Rowling" in the style of the 80's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles animated series logo
August 21, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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stevewmorris.bsky.social
This is the first page I turn to when I’m showing people @molcher.bsky.social’s book about Judge Dredd and modern policing: shop.2000ad.com/catalogue/XB...
“Let every man know that citizenship is a privilege - not a right!” A quote from Judge Dredd in 1979 and the British Home Office in 2021
August 11, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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kupogames.bsky.social
Newgrounds' approach to verifying age is interesting and transparent.
July 30, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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papapishu.bsky.social
SiIvaGunner started with a simple premise: trolling people looking for game music with mashups. It has grown into something greater: a volunteer, non-profit, artist-managed collective in the service of great rips and one the best parts of YouTube. For @aftermath.site
aftermath.site/siivagunner-...
June 18, 2025 at 3:25 PM