One of my favorite-worst things with my streams was instituting a contest to incentivize chat into dropping their brain cancer inducing puns. I regret nothing and everything, simultaneously.

I love everything about "No, I'm Not A Human". Yes, even him.

intro for my Outside The Lens #retro #stream. literally commissioned and paid my older brother to make fun of me #helpingtheeconomy

moo tie

slept with my knees up and now i have to amputate both legs

you cannot see your own reflection in boiling water

writing notes for the next deep dive OTL and i hate Centaur Mario so much, woulda been a totally different gameplay experience

writing notes about the Nintendo PlayChoice-10 and the sheer fact that they charged 25 cents for 2 minutes of gameplay with Yo! Noid is heinously criminal

these things require elucidation

gonna futz around with my new VR headset today and see if it can compares to my last VR experience at 1996 Disney Quest where someone, inexplicably, saturated all equipment in grape soda

Karrotson, last night: “were you aware that you fold yourself up into a fortune cookie when you sleep?”

my GFX guy always kills me