Sir Desmond Stirling ‘Marquis of the Macabre’
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Renowned author of Satanic chillers, proud nudist & upstanding subject of His Majesty. All opinions my own & consequently correct.
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Patriot, author of best-selling Satanic chillers, proud nudist, and upstanding subject of Her Majesty. What the uncouth call a 'blog,' I like to think of as an epistle to my apostles
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Free ‘podcasts’ narrated by Yours Truly…
“A voice that can charm the birds from the trees & the knickers off wanton ladies.”
You can’t disagree with His Majesty, it’s treason…
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“A voice that can charm the birds from the trees & the knickers off wanton ladies.”
You can’t disagree with His Majesty, it’s treason…
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For those who prefer to read - or are maybe a tad mutton - here is SIR DESMOND STIRLING’S ABOMINABLE!
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SIR DESMOND STIRLING’S ABOMINABLE!
SIR DESMOND STIRLING’S ABOMINABLE! Listen Prologue The wind howled like a dyspeptic banshee outside the tent. The canvas flapped frantically, threatening to fly off into the maelstrom. Charle…
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November 11, 2025 at 10:34 PM
For those who prefer to read - or are maybe a tad mutton - here is SIR DESMOND STIRLING’S ABOMINABLE!
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Sir Desmond Stirling’s Abominable!
Episode 4
Has the wretched Forrest really bagged a Yeti?
If so how will they get it through Customs?
Relish the pant-shredding conclusion to this rollicking yarn from everyone’s favourite Pensmith of Peril!
tinyurl.com/yc7j2ew3
Episode 4
Has the wretched Forrest really bagged a Yeti?
If so how will they get it through Customs?
Relish the pant-shredding conclusion to this rollicking yarn from everyone’s favourite Pensmith of Peril!
tinyurl.com/yc7j2ew3
Sir Desmond Stirling’s Abominable! Episode 4
Podcast Episode · The Gospel According to Sir Desmond Stirling · 11/11/2025 · 22m
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November 11, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Sir Desmond Stirling’s Abominable!
Episode 4
Has the wretched Forrest really bagged a Yeti?
If so how will they get it through Customs?
Relish the pant-shredding conclusion to this rollicking yarn from everyone’s favourite Pensmith of Peril!
tinyurl.com/yc7j2ew3
Episode 4
Has the wretched Forrest really bagged a Yeti?
If so how will they get it through Customs?
Relish the pant-shredding conclusion to this rollicking yarn from everyone’s favourite Pensmith of Peril!
tinyurl.com/yc7j2ew3
Tomorrow evening the last - and most thrilling episode of Sir Desmond Stirling's Abominable! is released into the wild! But beware… it’s the most sphincter-loosening one of all. Make sure your manservant has a bucket ready…
#horrorwriter #podcast #yeti
#horrorwriter #podcast #yeti
November 10, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Tomorrow evening the last - and most thrilling episode of Sir Desmond Stirling's Abominable! is released into the wild! But beware… it’s the most sphincter-loosening one of all. Make sure your manservant has a bucket ready…
#horrorwriter #podcast #yeti
#horrorwriter #podcast #yeti
Careless talk etc but I’m filming the Gamages Xmas commercial tomorrow alongside a star-studded line-up of Simon Dee, Hope and Keen, Hughie Green, Monica Rose, Dozy (if wet, Beaky), Arthur Tolcher, Trevor Little (TV’s comedy balloonist), the Dolly Sisters & Laurence Olivier.
November 10, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Careless talk etc but I’m filming the Gamages Xmas commercial tomorrow alongside a star-studded line-up of Simon Dee, Hope and Keen, Hughie Green, Monica Rose, Dozy (if wet, Beaky), Arthur Tolcher, Trevor Little (TV’s comedy balloonist), the Dolly Sisters & Laurence Olivier.
The final episode of my rip-snort SIR D STIRLING’S ABOMINABLE will be available soon. Why not listen to the first 3 instalments while you wait
WARNING: My voice has been scientifically proven to drive the fairer sex round the bend!
#horrorwriter #spooky #yeti
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WARNING: My voice has been scientifically proven to drive the fairer sex round the bend!
#horrorwriter #spooky #yeti
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Sir Desmond Stirling’s Abominable! Episode 1
Podcast Episode · The Gospel According to Sir Desmond Stirling · 31/10/2025 · 44m
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November 8, 2025 at 10:33 PM
The final episode of my rip-snort SIR D STIRLING’S ABOMINABLE will be available soon. Why not listen to the first 3 instalments while you wait
WARNING: My voice has been scientifically proven to drive the fairer sex round the bend!
#horrorwriter #spooky #yeti
tinyurl.tools/63c13b82
WARNING: My voice has been scientifically proven to drive the fairer sex round the bend!
#horrorwriter #spooky #yeti
tinyurl.tools/63c13b82
Sir Desmond Stirling’s Abominable!
Episode 3
Who else is exploring Mount Ghangbhang?
Who is the hairy monk?
And how far can our heroes push their luck before they end up as Yeti lunch?
The third chapter of Sir Desmond Stirling’s rip-roaring saga.
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Episode 3
Who else is exploring Mount Ghangbhang?
Who is the hairy monk?
And how far can our heroes push their luck before they end up as Yeti lunch?
The third chapter of Sir Desmond Stirling’s rip-roaring saga.
podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/t...
Sir Desmond Stirling’s Abominable! Episode 3
Podcast Episode · The Gospel According to Sir Desmond Stirling · 07/11/2025 · 29m
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November 7, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Sir Desmond Stirling’s Abominable!
Episode 3
Who else is exploring Mount Ghangbhang?
Who is the hairy monk?
And how far can our heroes push their luck before they end up as Yeti lunch?
The third chapter of Sir Desmond Stirling’s rip-roaring saga.
podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/t...
Episode 3
Who else is exploring Mount Ghangbhang?
Who is the hairy monk?
And how far can our heroes push their luck before they end up as Yeti lunch?
The third chapter of Sir Desmond Stirling’s rip-roaring saga.
podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/t...
Episode 3 of Sir Desmond Stirling’s Abominable! ‘’drops’ tonight.
(’Drops?’ Honestly, the modern world, one despairs…)
(’Drops?’ Honestly, the modern world, one despairs…)
November 7, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Episode 3 of Sir Desmond Stirling’s Abominable! ‘’drops’ tonight.
(’Drops?’ Honestly, the modern world, one despairs…)
(’Drops?’ Honestly, the modern world, one despairs…)
Sir Desmond Stirling’s Abominable!
Episode 2
Our intrepid rovers begin their Quest. But who is throwing rocks at them? And what exactly are the warrior monks protecting?
Can you cope with more excitement than is medically wise?
Available at most podcast vendors -but sadly not the Home Service
Episode 2
Our intrepid rovers begin their Quest. But who is throwing rocks at them? And what exactly are the warrior monks protecting?
Can you cope with more excitement than is medically wise?
Available at most podcast vendors -but sadly not the Home Service
Sir Desmond Stirling's Abominable! episode 2
Podcast Episode · The Gospel According to Sir Desmond Stirling · 04/11/2025 · 39m
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November 4, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Sir Desmond Stirling’s Abominable!
Episode 2
Our intrepid rovers begin their Quest. But who is throwing rocks at them? And what exactly are the warrior monks protecting?
Can you cope with more excitement than is medically wise?
Available at most podcast vendors -but sadly not the Home Service
Episode 2
Our intrepid rovers begin their Quest. But who is throwing rocks at them? And what exactly are the warrior monks protecting?
Can you cope with more excitement than is medically wise?
Available at most podcast vendors -but sadly not the Home Service
To the millions* of you who have listened to episode 1 of Sir Desmond Stirling's Abominable!, rest assured that the next instalment will be tickling your jaded ears tomorrow.
*approx
*approx
November 3, 2025 at 5:48 PM
To the millions* of you who have listened to episode 1 of Sir Desmond Stirling's Abominable!, rest assured that the next instalment will be tickling your jaded ears tomorrow.
*approx
*approx
I see our colonial cousins are getting excited about a game of Rounders.
November 2, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I see our colonial cousins are getting excited about a game of Rounders.
“The Yeti are timid creatures. They're shy.”
I should coco!
Find out more with episode one of my bowel-freezing thriller Sir Desmond Stirling’s Abominable.
Available at most podcast vendors - but sadly not the Home Service.
tinyurl.tools/63c13b82
I should coco!
Find out more with episode one of my bowel-freezing thriller Sir Desmond Stirling’s Abominable.
Available at most podcast vendors - but sadly not the Home Service.
tinyurl.tools/63c13b82
Sir Desmond Stirling’s Abominable! Episode 1
Podcast Episode · The Gospel According to Sir Desmond Stirling · 31/10/2025 · 44m
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November 1, 2025 at 7:19 PM
“The Yeti are timid creatures. They're shy.”
I should coco!
Find out more with episode one of my bowel-freezing thriller Sir Desmond Stirling’s Abominable.
Available at most podcast vendors - but sadly not the Home Service.
tinyurl.tools/63c13b82
I should coco!
Find out more with episode one of my bowel-freezing thriller Sir Desmond Stirling’s Abominable.
Available at most podcast vendors - but sadly not the Home Service.
tinyurl.tools/63c13b82
Only just recovered from Hallowe’en. What started out as a routine séance to ask my late valet Raven how one goes about buying socks, when things escalated & without so much as a by your leave a hellmouth threatens to open up and swallow the entire world.
Oops!
#halloween
Oops!
#halloween
November 1, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Only just recovered from Hallowe’en. What started out as a routine séance to ask my late valet Raven how one goes about buying socks, when things escalated & without so much as a by your leave a hellmouth threatens to open up and swallow the entire world.
Oops!
#halloween
Oops!
#halloween
Sir Desmond Stirling’s Abominable!
Finally! Episode 1 of my 1950s best-seller has ‘dropped’ (as the youngsters say). Available at most podcast vendors -but sadly not the Home Service.
Happy #Hallowe’en!
#spooky #podcast #horrorwriter
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Finally! Episode 1 of my 1950s best-seller has ‘dropped’ (as the youngsters say). Available at most podcast vendors -but sadly not the Home Service.
Happy #Hallowe’en!
#spooky #podcast #horrorwriter
open.spotify.com/show/6VytbZz...
October 31, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Sir Desmond Stirling’s Abominable!
Finally! Episode 1 of my 1950s best-seller has ‘dropped’ (as the youngsters say). Available at most podcast vendors -but sadly not the Home Service.
Happy #Hallowe’en!
#spooky #podcast #horrorwriter
open.spotify.com/show/6VytbZz...
Finally! Episode 1 of my 1950s best-seller has ‘dropped’ (as the youngsters say). Available at most podcast vendors -but sadly not the Home Service.
Happy #Hallowe’en!
#spooky #podcast #horrorwriter
open.spotify.com/show/6VytbZz...
October 31, 2025 at 1:18 PM
I eschew all Americanisms so I am currently carving the face of Tod Slaughter into my mangel-wurzel in order to repel the forces of beastliness from my back door!
#halloween
#halloween
October 30, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I eschew all Americanisms so I am currently carving the face of Tod Slaughter into my mangel-wurzel in order to repel the forces of beastliness from my back door!
#halloween
#halloween
This Hallowe’en, be afraid, be frightfully afraid…
The first episode of my new - ghastly word! - podcast.
Sir Desmond Stirling’s Abominable!
Yes, my best-selling & thrilling adventure from the 1950s read in classy style by Yours Truly!
Book your seat by the wireless… no, sorry the wif-fi!
The first episode of my new - ghastly word! - podcast.
Sir Desmond Stirling’s Abominable!
Yes, my best-selling & thrilling adventure from the 1950s read in classy style by Yours Truly!
Book your seat by the wireless… no, sorry the wif-fi!
October 27, 2025 at 6:48 PM
This Hallowe’en, be afraid, be frightfully afraid…
The first episode of my new - ghastly word! - podcast.
Sir Desmond Stirling’s Abominable!
Yes, my best-selling & thrilling adventure from the 1950s read in classy style by Yours Truly!
Book your seat by the wireless… no, sorry the wif-fi!
The first episode of my new - ghastly word! - podcast.
Sir Desmond Stirling’s Abominable!
Yes, my best-selling & thrilling adventure from the 1950s read in classy style by Yours Truly!
Book your seat by the wireless… no, sorry the wif-fi!
So if a cove is staggering home a tad Brahms and needs a Jimmy Riddle, where is he supposed to thrust Thomas at the Twyfords if all the public Gents are closed? Surely it’s what drains are for?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Kew woman fined £150 for pouring coffee down drain in Richmond
Burcu Yesilyurt says the fine is
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October 22, 2025 at 12:39 PM
So if a cove is staggering home a tad Brahms and needs a Jimmy Riddle, where is he supposed to thrust Thomas at the Twyfords if all the public Gents are closed? Surely it’s what drains are for?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
I’ve often poured my coffee down drains - usually about 30 minutes after I have drunk it.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Kew woman fined £150 for pouring coffee down drain in Richmond
Burcu Yesilyurt says the fine is
www.bbc.co.uk
October 22, 2025 at 12:36 PM
I’ve often poured my coffee down drains - usually about 30 minutes after I have drunk it.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Another shiversome yarn for you… suitable for Hallowe’en & Christmas. Get your manservant to stoke up the fire & pour you a large Scotch, then clench your bowels as you listen…
#halloween #ghoststory #spooky #podcast
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#halloween #ghoststory #spooky #podcast
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Sir Desmond Stirling’s Carrion Christmas Episode 1
Podcast Episode · The Gospel According to Sir Desmond Stirling · 03/12/2022 · 13m
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October 17, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Another shiversome yarn for you… suitable for Hallowe’en & Christmas. Get your manservant to stoke up the fire & pour you a large Scotch, then clench your bowels as you listen…
#halloween #ghoststory #spooky #podcast
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#halloween #ghoststory #spooky #podcast
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Have they mentioned any names of the coves who had an affair with darling Margaret? Just curious, that’s all, and so is my solicitor.
October 15, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Have they mentioned any names of the coves who had an affair with darling Margaret? Just curious, that’s all, and so is my solicitor.
If Oxfam can stock dozens of copies of my books, then I don’t see why other shops can’t.
October 15, 2025 at 10:31 PM
If Oxfam can stock dozens of copies of my books, then I don’t see why other shops can’t.
Read in The Lady about a medium on the Isle of Man who gives postal readings. To facilitate a mental connection, one mails a personal item to her, so I sent her a sock. She sent me a very irate letter claiming that the sock was dirty. How dare she!
October 15, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Read in The Lady about a medium on the Isle of Man who gives postal readings. To facilitate a mental connection, one mails a personal item to her, so I sent her a sock. She sent me a very irate letter claiming that the sock was dirty. How dare she!
October 14, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Another #spooky yarn for #Halloween - or is it Christmas? Two holidays for the price of one which is a bargain by any standards
#horror #podcast #ghoststory
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#horror #podcast #ghoststory
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Satan's Claws Are Coming To Town episode 1
Podcast Episode · The Gospel According to Sir Desmond Stirling · 01/12/2021 · 19m
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October 8, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Another #spooky yarn for #Halloween - or is it Christmas? Two holidays for the price of one which is a bargain by any standards
#horror #podcast #ghoststory
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#horror #podcast #ghoststory
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