B.D. West
@singaporeshoes.bsky.social
I was told there'd be snacks!
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B.D. West
@singaporeshoes.bsky.social
· Nov 7
I'm not a "goo goo gah gah" kinda guy. Whenever, I see an infant at the grocery store, I scold them, "bout' time you started pulling your weight, baby... bring home some bacon."
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Blaine and a squirrel switch bodies when a magic comet passes overhead but then they both get spooked by a dog and hit by cars... on an all-new BLAINE!
December 1, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Blaine and a squirrel switch bodies when a magic comet passes overhead but then they both get spooked by a dog and hit by cars... on an all-new BLAINE!
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quick get MAD TV back on the air so i can pitch Jesus Fucking Christ Superstar
November 26, 2025 at 4:33 PM
quick get MAD TV back on the air so i can pitch Jesus Fucking Christ Superstar
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New #StartMeUp 👅 podcast with @andykindler.bsky.social #MSWMedia
I 💙 Andy!
Listen: www.patreon.com/posts/144017...
I 💙 Andy!
Listen: www.patreon.com/posts/144017...
November 20, 2025 at 7:52 PM
New #StartMeUp 👅 podcast with @andykindler.bsky.social #MSWMedia
I 💙 Andy!
Listen: www.patreon.com/posts/144017...
I 💙 Andy!
Listen: www.patreon.com/posts/144017...
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Chicago's favorite jeweler? Gotta be De Beers
November 12, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Chicago's favorite jeweler? Gotta be De Beers
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democrats winning would cut into their fundraising
November 10, 2025 at 1:02 AM
democrats winning would cut into their fundraising
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incense, wine AND candles? in this economy?
November 8, 2025 at 3:57 PM
incense, wine AND candles? in this economy?
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I’m wrestling Chris Jericho at the Diorama Theater. Tix available in my mind.
October 25, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I’m wrestling Chris Jericho at the Diorama Theater. Tix available in my mind.
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Fun fact: After inning 15, there is crying in baseball.
October 28, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Fun fact: After inning 15, there is crying in baseball.
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🎶 Yorba Linda, Yorba Linda men have named you 🎶
October 23, 2025 at 5:48 PM
🎶 Yorba Linda, Yorba Linda men have named you 🎶
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me: thirty bucks for two single combos, are you fucking kidding me
employee: sir this is a Wendy's
employee: sir this is a Wendy's
October 22, 2025 at 2:37 PM
me: thirty bucks for two single combos, are you fucking kidding me
employee: sir this is a Wendy's
employee: sir this is a Wendy's
Andy, I want to convey my condolences for the Mets demise. If only, they had hung on to fan-favorite 3rd baseman Shame Shadows, amiright?
@jelvisweinstein.bsky.social #testshow419 #GoMariners
@jelvisweinstein.bsky.social #testshow419 #GoMariners
September 30, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Andy, I want to convey my condolences for the Mets demise. If only, they had hung on to fan-favorite 3rd baseman Shame Shadows, amiright?
@jelvisweinstein.bsky.social #testshow419 #GoMariners
@jelvisweinstein.bsky.social #testshow419 #GoMariners
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The Saudis are planning other western-style festivals. Coming up, their version of Burning Man - it's a journalist.
September 29, 2025 at 4:03 AM
The Saudis are planning other western-style festivals. Coming up, their version of Burning Man - it's a journalist.
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You should have a lil treat.
Shit is rough. It’s gonna get rougher. The treat does not equal the pain, but still the treats are worthwhile and necessary.
I made hot chocolate with a marshmallow. Tomorrow I will sink an aircraft carrier.
Shit is rough. It’s gonna get rougher. The treat does not equal the pain, but still the treats are worthwhile and necessary.
I made hot chocolate with a marshmallow. Tomorrow I will sink an aircraft carrier.
September 19, 2025 at 4:48 AM
You should have a lil treat.
Shit is rough. It’s gonna get rougher. The treat does not equal the pain, but still the treats are worthwhile and necessary.
I made hot chocolate with a marshmallow. Tomorrow I will sink an aircraft carrier.
Shit is rough. It’s gonna get rougher. The treat does not equal the pain, but still the treats are worthwhile and necessary.
I made hot chocolate with a marshmallow. Tomorrow I will sink an aircraft carrier.
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This Saturday I'm doing stand-up in Glendale so if you're going to Glendale Saturday night, allow extra time for traffic.
September 15, 2025 at 5:26 PM
This Saturday I'm doing stand-up in Glendale so if you're going to Glendale Saturday night, allow extra time for traffic.
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happy birthday to PAUL F. TOMPKINS, the funniest man alive @pftompkins.bsky.social
September 12, 2025 at 6:19 PM
happy birthday to PAUL F. TOMPKINS, the funniest man alive @pftompkins.bsky.social
@jelvisweinstein.bsky.social @andykindler.bsky.social
Please forgive the tasteless joke. This is why I continue to take the Masterclass that is Thought Spiral.
Please forgive the tasteless joke. This is why I continue to take the Masterclass that is Thought Spiral.
September 9, 2025 at 8:24 PM
@jelvisweinstein.bsky.social @andykindler.bsky.social
Please forgive the tasteless joke. This is why I continue to take the Masterclass that is Thought Spiral.
Please forgive the tasteless joke. This is why I continue to take the Masterclass that is Thought Spiral.
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Anticipating sushi with @philrosenthal.bsky.social. We’re both employing comedy faces.
August 25, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Anticipating sushi with @philrosenthal.bsky.social. We’re both employing comedy faces.
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If you’ve read Maus, or especially if you haven’t, watching “Art Speigelman- Disaster Is My Muse” will be one of the most useful things you watch this year.
His story is so well told, and his insights into our RIGHT NOW are so exactly on point, you’ll wish you could get everyone to watch it.
His story is so well told, and his insights into our RIGHT NOW are so exactly on point, you’ll wish you could get everyone to watch it.
August 17, 2025 at 10:20 AM
If you’ve read Maus, or especially if you haven’t, watching “Art Speigelman- Disaster Is My Muse” will be one of the most useful things you watch this year.
His story is so well told, and his insights into our RIGHT NOW are so exactly on point, you’ll wish you could get everyone to watch it.
His story is so well told, and his insights into our RIGHT NOW are so exactly on point, you’ll wish you could get everyone to watch it.
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rich people need money because without money they're just people
August 10, 2025 at 10:17 PM
rich people need money because without money they're just people
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quick get MAD TV back on the air so i can pitch Duolingo Banjos
July 22, 2025 at 3:54 PM
quick get MAD TV back on the air so i can pitch Duolingo Banjos
Guys, growing up if a kid said to you, "My dad could beat up your dad.", what would your retort be?
Examples:
"Yah, well my dad tells better jokes." Or,
"Listen champ, my dad could whup your dad in a courtroom."
@jelvisweinstein.bsky.social #TestShow411
Examples:
"Yah, well my dad tells better jokes." Or,
"Listen champ, my dad could whup your dad in a courtroom."
@jelvisweinstein.bsky.social #TestShow411
July 7, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Guys, growing up if a kid said to you, "My dad could beat up your dad.", what would your retort be?
Examples:
"Yah, well my dad tells better jokes." Or,
"Listen champ, my dad could whup your dad in a courtroom."
@jelvisweinstein.bsky.social #TestShow411
Examples:
"Yah, well my dad tells better jokes." Or,
"Listen champ, my dad could whup your dad in a courtroom."
@jelvisweinstein.bsky.social #TestShow411
Speed Schtick: The antiperspirant for Jewish comics.
June 4, 2025 at 4:51 PM
June 3, 2025 at 10:17 AM
JAMES MASON
- born in Huddersfield 119yrs ago today 🎂
- born in Huddersfield 119yrs ago today 🎂
June 3, 2025 at 9:57 AM