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Lil Lisa's Zaza
November 29, 2025 at 6:07 AM
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nodding off
November 6, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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Happy Halloween
October 31, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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Martin knows hydroponics
October 30, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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Happy Halloween
October 24, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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Lisa huffing glue
October 18, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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The Bouvier women blitzed for Thanksgiving
October 12, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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Marge harshing Homer's buzz
October 7, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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The only way Homer can tolerate Patty and Selma is by smoking a fat doink
October 2, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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September 27, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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*War - Lowrider*
September 18, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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Marge doesn't suspect a thing
September 10, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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support your local library
September 7, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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Darryl Strawberry Cough
September 4, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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Grampa Simpson has brain fog
September 1, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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Stoned Mets fan Apu
August 29, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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Ruth Powers ready for a night out
August 26, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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support your local library
August 23, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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Bart don't care
August 19, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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good vibes
August 14, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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Did you know they're real?
August 10, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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Homer gets the ladies
August 5, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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Yes, even Maggie
August 2, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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Bart and Krusty relaxing backstage
July 30, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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Li'l Lisa Hindu Kush
July 26, 2025 at 8:08 PM