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simon
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muppet of a man
enamoured by a beautiful elderly folkie smoking cigarettes outside my office door
July 26, 2023 at 10:58 PM
giggling, kicking my feet in the air, &c. &c.
July 23, 2023 at 4:47 PM
metal head dispensary worker told me a tale of woe: he had to leave his SCOBY in BC when he moved cross-country :,(
July 22, 2023 at 6:31 PM
new doctor has a pink triangle tattoo and was like ‘sure we’ll refill your t - do you want some free vyvanse ??’
July 14, 2023 at 3:24 PM
need more unhinged trans people to follow on here
July 13, 2023 at 2:21 PM
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Me
July 11, 2023 at 10:57 PM
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they named a bug after you. it's only found in snug little blankets of moss, flowers, and friends. its favourite things to do are flutter and enchant the world around it. yeah its called lilhomie gayassia
July 10, 2023 at 10:03 AM
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I can’t stop laughing at this picture
July 9, 2023 at 11:42 PM
July 11, 2023 at 4:03 AM
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some of yall need a reminder..........
July 10, 2023 at 4:16 PM
need a wealthy benefactor so I can get new clothes and stop girlmoding every other day 🙏
July 7, 2023 at 2:24 PM
girl I’m flirting with is suspiciously close to saying I’ve given her toxoplasmosis
July 6, 2023 at 5:11 AM
under communism we’ll all be eachother’s mommies 😌
July 5, 2023 at 7:57 PM
always trying to come up with good posts based on what happens in analysis - got to milk the unconscious for content
July 5, 2023 at 7:56 PM
another beverage pic - this tastes like evil eggnog
July 5, 2023 at 7:14 PM
chewsday brewsday
July 5, 2023 at 2:22 AM
going to mcfreaking lose it with this tourism job lol
July 4, 2023 at 8:08 PM
girl i’m flirting with invited me to watch her twitch stream 🥹
July 4, 2023 at 4:37 AM
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WINNIPEG: Mark your calendars for the evening of Friday, July 28!

WPCH is collabing with Critical Mass for a special ride in protest of the World Police and Fire "Games."

Please share - and stay tuned for more details! #CancelWPFG2023
July 3, 2023 at 4:20 PM
one day I will figure out the perfect rhythm of doing groceries and laundry and then I will stop being insane
July 3, 2023 at 9:06 PM
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this golden-handed tamarin wards off emails
July 3, 2023 at 4:34 PM
sky has titties
July 3, 2023 at 3:11 AM
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I quit cigarettes after 10 years of moderate use (1-3 pack a month) only to wake up inside a cigarette due to Quebec wildfires
June 25, 2023 at 6:32 PM