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jaded 30-something. perpetually sleepy. very bald. flop tweets incoming.
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is it crass to point out that popular indifference to lives abroad and then to targeted killings helped pave the way for this
Trump: I don't think we're gonna necessarily ask for a declaration of war. I think we're just gonna kill people. Okay? We're gonna kill them. They're gonna be, like, dead.
October 24, 2025 at 12:56 AM
is it crass to point out that popular indifference to lives abroad and then to targeted killings helped pave the way for this
Kinda hard to miss him with that big ass head
September 10, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Kinda hard to miss him with that big ass head
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Coworkers are a little too into A.I. for my liking
August 11, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Coworkers are a little too into A.I. for my liking
This might sound extreme but I think Tesla owners should be legally required to commit seppuku in front of the dealership they bought it from
August 8, 2025 at 7:55 AM
This might sound extreme but I think Tesla owners should be legally required to commit seppuku in front of the dealership they bought it from
God pls take my hematoma and give it to Elon Musk
July 1, 2025 at 2:07 AM
God pls take my hematoma and give it to Elon Musk
Dentist didn’t go for my “tooth hurty” joke, should i kms
June 28, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Dentist didn’t go for my “tooth hurty” joke, should i kms
I know God is real bc every time I have a lustful thought out of wedlock he punishes my genitals by adding another day to my vasectomy recovery
June 28, 2025 at 1:42 AM
I know God is real bc every time I have a lustful thought out of wedlock he punishes my genitals by adding another day to my vasectomy recovery
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Jordan Peterson on lasagne
May 26, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Jordan Peterson on lasagne
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What it feels like to return here whenever Twitter isn’t hitting
May 25, 2025 at 10:53 PM
What it feels like to return here whenever Twitter isn’t hitting
Conclave’s Oscar campaign going crazy
Pope Francis is in critical condition after suffering “a long asthmatic respiratory crisis” this morning, the Vatican announced.
February 24, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Conclave’s Oscar campaign going crazy
The ‘Wilson’s Heart’ House episode ending with Bon Iver’s ‘Re: Stacks’ and Iron & Wine’s ‘Passing Afternoon’ back to back is suuuuuuuch a recession depression soundtrack
February 8, 2025 at 10:07 PM
The ‘Wilson’s Heart’ House episode ending with Bon Iver’s ‘Re: Stacks’ and Iron & Wine’s ‘Passing Afternoon’ back to back is suuuuuuuch a recession depression soundtrack
The original cut of Tony Kaye’s 1998 film was titled ‘American History Twitter’ until Edward Norton added in a bunch of scenes of autistic dudes doing Roman salutes, so it was re-titled ‘American History X’
January 21, 2025 at 10:32 PM
The original cut of Tony Kaye’s 1998 film was titled ‘American History Twitter’ until Edward Norton added in a bunch of scenes of autistic dudes doing Roman salutes, so it was re-titled ‘American History X’
Not a foot guy per se but if you put them in my face, what am I gonna do, NOT put them in my mouth?
January 11, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Not a foot guy per se but if you put them in my face, what am I gonna do, NOT put them in my mouth?
At work I like to pride myself on not being precious about receiving negative feedback, not bc I’m an especially resilient person but rather I’m not emotionally invested enough in this job to take harsh criticism a personal affront to my skills and experience
January 10, 2025 at 5:45 AM
At work I like to pride myself on not being precious about receiving negative feedback, not bc I’m an especially resilient person but rather I’m not emotionally invested enough in this job to take harsh criticism a personal affront to my skills and experience
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LA/SOCAL:
mutual aid LA network (MALAN) has created a non exhaustive list of resources available for those evacuating or looking for animal boardint tiny.cc/malan-fire
mutual aid LA network (MALAN) has created a non exhaustive list of resources available for those evacuating or looking for animal boardint tiny.cc/malan-fire
MALAN Fire & Wind Storm Resources
docs.google.com
January 8, 2025 at 5:44 PM
LA/SOCAL:
mutual aid LA network (MALAN) has created a non exhaustive list of resources available for those evacuating or looking for animal boardint tiny.cc/malan-fire
mutual aid LA network (MALAN) has created a non exhaustive list of resources available for those evacuating or looking for animal boardint tiny.cc/malan-fire
Meta’s decision to fact-check using AI instead of human staff is so cool, I’m so excited for a robot to immediately tell me that the antisemitic conspiracy theory I reported doesn’t breach community guidelines, instead of an overworked or apathetic mod telling me the same thing half an hour later
January 8, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Meta’s decision to fact-check using AI instead of human staff is so cool, I’m so excited for a robot to immediately tell me that the antisemitic conspiracy theory I reported doesn’t breach community guidelines, instead of an overworked or apathetic mod telling me the same thing half an hour later
Nosferatu/Bad Dragon collab when
January 4, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Nosferatu/Bad Dragon collab when
The rules I set for myself when returning to Twitter was no getting into beef or being unnecessarily nasty to stranger, but that kid who likes to scream while watching movie trailers can’t stop posting the most smooth-brained shit and it’s testing me
December 24, 2024 at 1:48 AM
The rules I set for myself when returning to Twitter was no getting into beef or being unnecessarily nasty to stranger, but that kid who likes to scream while watching movie trailers can’t stop posting the most smooth-brained shit and it’s testing me
House has supplanted SVU in my regular rotation of shows bc it scratches that similar itch in terms of gripping procedural drama, but instead of aggressive inflation of police importance by way of cartoonishly evil sexual predators and increasingly frequent exploitation of real-life tragedies,
December 20, 2024 at 11:32 AM
House has supplanted SVU in my regular rotation of shows bc it scratches that similar itch in terms of gripping procedural drama, but instead of aggressive inflation of police importance by way of cartoonishly evil sexual predators and increasingly frequent exploitation of real-life tragedies,
Definitely self-aggrandising here but is there a way to donate foreskin, you know like how people donate their hair to make weaves, I feel like a lot of American men would benefit from the surplus I got going on
December 20, 2024 at 3:18 AM
Definitely self-aggrandising here but is there a way to donate foreskin, you know like how people donate their hair to make weaves, I feel like a lot of American men would benefit from the surplus I got going on
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'You’re likely to come across videos of people discussing porn as a threat to public health. Certainly, not in those words (although sometimes directly so), but more ubiquitously in the form of people drawing conclusions between porn use and some kind of “dysfunction.”
tryst.link/blog/porn...
tryst.link/blog/porn...
Porn Didn't Hurt You, Patriarchy Did
What is the issue with partnered men watching porn? Raquel Savage explores porn addiction through a sex work lens.
tryst.link
September 20, 2024 at 2:17 AM
'You’re likely to come across videos of people discussing porn as a threat to public health. Certainly, not in those words (although sometimes directly so), but more ubiquitously in the form of people drawing conclusions between porn use and some kind of “dysfunction.”
tryst.link/blog/porn...
tryst.link/blog/porn...