Parkdale Hermit
@shutuppat.bsky.social
I'm just one of those guys who hangs around Queen and Jameson drinking mouthwash and shouting at the sky. Got some change?
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This is the moment Qatar realized they spent more than they needed to.
December 7, 2025 at 7:57 AM
This is the moment Qatar realized they spent more than they needed to.
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The Ukrainian military—the toughest, most experienced, most adaptable, most successful on the modern battlefield—is beardy old men, women, artists, gamers who can’t deadlift sh*t but can fly a drone into a Russian helicopter rotor
Focusing on capabilities, not “looks,” is how you achieve victory
Focusing on capabilities, not “looks,” is how you achieve victory
September 30, 2025 at 1:27 PM
The Ukrainian military—the toughest, most experienced, most adaptable, most successful on the modern battlefield—is beardy old men, women, artists, gamers who can’t deadlift sh*t but can fly a drone into a Russian helicopter rotor
Focusing on capabilities, not “looks,” is how you achieve victory
Focusing on capabilities, not “looks,” is how you achieve victory
I know the rapture didn't happen because the dogs are still here.
September 24, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I know the rapture didn't happen because the dogs are still here.
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Allow me to address the elephant in the room: If Charlie Kirk wasn’t a right-wing extremist, right-wing extremist groups wouldn’t be marching to honor him.
September 15, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Allow me to address the elephant in the room: If Charlie Kirk wasn’t a right-wing extremist, right-wing extremist groups wouldn’t be marching to honor him.
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Charlie Kirk was a champion of free speech and anyone who says otherwise will be fired
September 15, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Charlie Kirk was a champion of free speech and anyone who says otherwise will be fired
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I wonder if the South Korean #Hyundai workers will tell stories of going overseas to a technologically backward country, with the aim of providing training and work opportunities for the natives. But the uncivilised natives were frightened by change and technology and locked them up. 🤔 #USPolitics
September 12, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I wonder if the South Korean #Hyundai workers will tell stories of going overseas to a technologically backward country, with the aim of providing training and work opportunities for the natives. But the uncivilised natives were frightened by change and technology and locked them up. 🤔 #USPolitics
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“Find me the tackiest shit on the planet!”
Noticed a bunch of these ornate gold medallions slapped all over the Oval Office. We found em on Alibaba. “High-density Home Decoration Polyurethane Appliques Ornament PU Foam Veneer Accessories” from seller Guangzhou Homemax Decorative Material Limited.
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August 20, 2025 at 4:49 PM
“Find me the tackiest shit on the planet!”
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If you thought it was wild that the friendly, fun, and sometimes goofy park rangers are leading the resistance, wait until you see what Satan is up to...
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TST Proudly Announces America’s Newest Abortion Clinic will open June 14th in Maine.
We are excited to share that The Satanic Temple (TST) is set to open a new telehealth abortion clinic in Maine this summer! The President's Yuge Most Beautiful Tremendous Satanic Abortion Clinic will ...
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June 9, 2025 at 5:17 PM
If you thought it was wild that the friendly, fun, and sometimes goofy park rangers are leading the resistance, wait until you see what Satan is up to...
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Oooof
June 5, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Oooof
LOL this is hilarious. And you know exactly what I'm talking about.
June 5, 2025 at 10:53 PM
LOL this is hilarious. And you know exactly what I'm talking about.
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Destroying Putin's nuclear bombers will offer hours of endless fun for the entire family! Order Now!
June 3, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Destroying Putin's nuclear bombers will offer hours of endless fun for the entire family! Order Now!
So homeboy circulates this as an anti-Pride message, but it's metal AF and now I want it on a T-shirt
June 3, 2025 at 7:50 PM
So homeboy circulates this as an anti-Pride message, but it's metal AF and now I want it on a T-shirt
Straight out of a Tom Clancy novel. This will make a great movie one day - imagine Tom Cruise and Liam Neeson doing bad Ukrainian accents.
Russian investigators have questioned the drivers of the trucks from which drones were launched during a large-scale attack on military targets. From Russian media:
June 2, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Straight out of a Tom Clancy novel. This will make a great movie one day - imagine Tom Cruise and Liam Neeson doing bad Ukrainian accents.
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Happy Pride Month! 🏳️🌈
June 1, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Happy Pride Month! 🏳️🌈
Two quick thoughts about last night's strikes:
1) FSB now has to deal with the fact that there are millions of shipping containers all over Russia, some of which may contain "surprises"
2) Zelensky knew about this operation while sitting in the Oval Office being yelled at by Trump & Vance
1) FSB now has to deal with the fact that there are millions of shipping containers all over Russia, some of which may contain "surprises"
2) Zelensky knew about this operation while sitting in the Oval Office being yelled at by Trump & Vance
June 1, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Two quick thoughts about last night's strikes:
1) FSB now has to deal with the fact that there are millions of shipping containers all over Russia, some of which may contain "surprises"
2) Zelensky knew about this operation while sitting in the Oval Office being yelled at by Trump & Vance
1) FSB now has to deal with the fact that there are millions of shipping containers all over Russia, some of which may contain "surprises"
2) Zelensky knew about this operation while sitting in the Oval Office being yelled at by Trump & Vance
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May 31, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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One of the finest examples of nerd humour I've ever seen. So many levels...
May 17, 2025 at 1:59 PM
One of the finest examples of nerd humour I've ever seen. So many levels...
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Keep sharing. Everyone who has ever worked in a restaurant knows 86 just means the menu item is no longer available. It does not mean to execute the mahi-mahi.
May 16, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Keep sharing. Everyone who has ever worked in a restaurant knows 86 just means the menu item is no longer available. It does not mean to execute the mahi-mahi.
