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Bartending in a nice restaurant while you’re in grad school for social work is a wild ride because you get the liberal rich folk who tell you how amazing it is you’re doing that (usually docs who love their social workers) or the weird insecure finance ones who are like “haha you’re gonna be poor”
Bartending in a nice restaurant while you’re in grad school for social work is a wild ride because you get the liberal rich folk who tell you how amazing it is you’re doing that (usually docs who love their social workers) or the weird insecure finance ones who are like “haha you’re gonna be poor”
November 27, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Bartending in a nice restaurant while you’re in grad school for social work is a wild ride because you get the liberal rich folk who tell you how amazing it is you’re doing that (usually docs who love their social workers) or the weird insecure finance ones who are like “haha you’re gonna be poor”
I haven’t seen enough on here about the fact the dept of edu announced today that certain degrees - many majorly women’s fields - are losing “professional degree” status which impacts the ability to get federal loans for those degrees. I called it. They want to keep women out of education.
November 20, 2025 at 3:33 AM
I haven’t seen enough on here about the fact the dept of edu announced today that certain degrees - many majorly women’s fields - are losing “professional degree” status which impacts the ability to get federal loans for those degrees. I called it. They want to keep women out of education.
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THink about this!!!
We are always subsidizing the corporations.
We are always subsidizing the corporations.
November 7, 2025 at 6:58 PM
THink about this!!!
We are always subsidizing the corporations.
We are always subsidizing the corporations.
If you vote for the guy who has “common sense” in his website bio like 20 times, I hate to tell ya, but you’re lacking in the “common sense” department.
Trying to focus on the Zohran win and not seethe over the fact the guy who used the word common sense 100 times won my city council district.
Trying to focus on the Zohran win and not seethe over the fact the guy who used the word common sense 100 times won my city council district.
November 5, 2025 at 6:11 AM
If you vote for the guy who has “common sense” in his website bio like 20 times, I hate to tell ya, but you’re lacking in the “common sense” department.
Trying to focus on the Zohran win and not seethe over the fact the guy who used the word common sense 100 times won my city council district.
Trying to focus on the Zohran win and not seethe over the fact the guy who used the word common sense 100 times won my city council district.
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i really resent the continued assertion that there’s so much anger on both sides, as if the causes of the anger are equally legitimate. we’re angry because masked maniacs are violently snatching our family and neighbors off the street, and they’re angry because we’re calling them out for it.
October 25, 2025 at 5:57 PM
i really resent the continued assertion that there’s so much anger on both sides, as if the causes of the anger are equally legitimate. we’re angry because masked maniacs are violently snatching our family and neighbors off the street, and they’re angry because we’re calling them out for it.
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another case of smoothbrains not getting the very simple concept of the paradox of tolerance.
when you break the social contract of tolerance by ziptying children and kidnapping anyone for not being lily white— no one is required to tolerate you or give you any respect. you forfeit that. 🤷♂️
when you break the social contract of tolerance by ziptying children and kidnapping anyone for not being lily white— no one is required to tolerate you or give you any respect. you forfeit that. 🤷♂️
October 12, 2025 at 3:27 AM
another case of smoothbrains not getting the very simple concept of the paradox of tolerance.
when you break the social contract of tolerance by ziptying children and kidnapping anyone for not being lily white— no one is required to tolerate you or give you any respect. you forfeit that. 🤷♂️
when you break the social contract of tolerance by ziptying children and kidnapping anyone for not being lily white— no one is required to tolerate you or give you any respect. you forfeit that. 🤷♂️
Our Cat:
Eats his dinner
Screams at me because he hears me open a pack of vegan cheese
Me: tries to give cat piece of vegan cheese
Cat: sniffs, recoils, and keeps screaming at me for vegan cheese he does not want. Walks out of room. Proceeds to eat a tuft of his own floof. Screaming continues
Eats his dinner
Screams at me because he hears me open a pack of vegan cheese
Me: tries to give cat piece of vegan cheese
Cat: sniffs, recoils, and keeps screaming at me for vegan cheese he does not want. Walks out of room. Proceeds to eat a tuft of his own floof. Screaming continues
September 1, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Our Cat:
Eats his dinner
Screams at me because he hears me open a pack of vegan cheese
Me: tries to give cat piece of vegan cheese
Cat: sniffs, recoils, and keeps screaming at me for vegan cheese he does not want. Walks out of room. Proceeds to eat a tuft of his own floof. Screaming continues
Eats his dinner
Screams at me because he hears me open a pack of vegan cheese
Me: tries to give cat piece of vegan cheese
Cat: sniffs, recoils, and keeps screaming at me for vegan cheese he does not want. Walks out of room. Proceeds to eat a tuft of his own floof. Screaming continues
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“In the end the Party would announce that two and two made five, and you would have to believe it. It was inevitable that they should make that claim sooner or later: the logic of their position demanded it.” - 1984, George Orwell
August 3, 2025 at 2:32 AM
“In the end the Party would announce that two and two made five, and you would have to believe it. It was inevitable that they should make that claim sooner or later: the logic of their position demanded it.” - 1984, George Orwell
I wish someone would just do it.
July 25, 2025 at 7:20 AM
I wish someone would just do it.
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Me: Don't rank Cuomo!!!
Cashier: Sir this is a Wendy's in New Orleans, Louisiana
Cashier: Sir this is a Wendy's in New Orleans, Louisiana
June 24, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Me: Don't rank Cuomo!!!
Cashier: Sir this is a Wendy's in New Orleans, Louisiana
Cashier: Sir this is a Wendy's in New Orleans, Louisiana
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The real sleight of hand is convincing Americans that killing people overseas is keeping them alive at home.
June 22, 2025 at 7:15 PM
The real sleight of hand is convincing Americans that killing people overseas is keeping them alive at home.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
June 22, 2025 at 7:43 AM
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
June 21, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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The capitalist dream is to essentially wipe leftists from the face of the Earth and keep politics trapped in a center-right / far-right paradigm, which inevitably speeds toward fascism. Because fascism is way more preferable than even the specter of criticism or reform.
June 20, 2025 at 2:49 PM
The capitalist dream is to essentially wipe leftists from the face of the Earth and keep politics trapped in a center-right / far-right paradigm, which inevitably speeds toward fascism. Because fascism is way more preferable than even the specter of criticism or reform.
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This is the Canadian trans suicide hotline number:
1-877-330-6366
1-877-330-6366
June 19, 2025 at 12:08 PM
This is the Canadian trans suicide hotline number:
1-877-330-6366
1-877-330-6366
They thrive on attention and half of them are bots. Don’t interact, just block. Starve them out.
There's a handy moderation list for blocking MAGAts automatically here: bsky.app/profile/did:.... Everyone should use it.
June 19, 2025 at 3:55 PM
They thrive on attention and half of them are bots. Don’t interact, just block. Starve them out.
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There's a handy moderation list for blocking MAGAts automatically here: bsky.app/profile/did:.... Everyone should use it.
June 19, 2025 at 2:33 PM
There's a handy moderation list for blocking MAGAts automatically here: bsky.app/profile/did:.... Everyone should use it.
Children have more balls to say it like it is than MSM. I wanna squeeze every one of these little angels.
Teach your children well. ☺️✌🏼☮️💙🌊🐕🦺
June 18, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Children have more balls to say it like it is than MSM. I wanna squeeze every one of these little angels.
I wonder if Mick Jagger ever envisioned that “Wild Horses” would one day be a very triggering song for a very specific genre of millennials who worked at Starbucks between 2007-2010.
lol jk he was too busy fucking teenagers to think about that.
lol jk he was too busy fucking teenagers to think about that.
June 8, 2025 at 5:59 AM
I wonder if Mick Jagger ever envisioned that “Wild Horses” would one day be a very triggering song for a very specific genre of millennials who worked at Starbucks between 2007-2010.
lol jk he was too busy fucking teenagers to think about that.
lol jk he was too busy fucking teenagers to think about that.
Me every time I’m in the TSA line: “did I accidentally pack a switchblade that I don’t own?”
June 7, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Me every time I’m in the TSA line: “did I accidentally pack a switchblade that I don’t own?”
Robert Pattinson is one of the greatest actors of my generation (millennial) and I will defend my stance tooth and nail.
June 6, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Robert Pattinson is one of the greatest actors of my generation (millennial) and I will defend my stance tooth and nail.
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I'm just glad one of these men has the nuclear codes and the other has all our personal data.
June 5, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I'm just glad one of these men has the nuclear codes and the other has all our personal data.
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Might as well require they guess the number of jellybeans in a jar ...
May 23, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Might as well require they guess the number of jellybeans in a jar ...
Me: “I’m not gonna fuck with Threads anymore”
::proceeds to not fuck with threads for awhile, fucks with threads for twenty minutes::
Since this confident transphobe couldn’t be bothered to share an actual link - what are these wildly bogus stats from? I’ve never seen dumber stats in my life.
::proceeds to not fuck with threads for awhile, fucks with threads for twenty minutes::
Since this confident transphobe couldn’t be bothered to share an actual link - what are these wildly bogus stats from? I’ve never seen dumber stats in my life.
May 16, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Me: “I’m not gonna fuck with Threads anymore”
::proceeds to not fuck with threads for awhile, fucks with threads for twenty minutes::
Since this confident transphobe couldn’t be bothered to share an actual link - what are these wildly bogus stats from? I’ve never seen dumber stats in my life.
::proceeds to not fuck with threads for awhile, fucks with threads for twenty minutes::
Since this confident transphobe couldn’t be bothered to share an actual link - what are these wildly bogus stats from? I’ve never seen dumber stats in my life.