@showmeapplepie.bsky.social
Liker of books, dogs, and random useless facts you could have easily gotten from Wikipedia. Disliker of Musk and all things MAGA.
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BREAKING: A federal judge in California has ordered OPM to rescind memos calling for the mass termination of probationary employees, saying the agency overstepped its legal authority and must inform other agencies it lacked the authority to issue such a directive.
February 27, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Cutting ties with racist social peers is getting tricky in a really conservative town in the age of Trump. Getting to the point it’s just going to be me and my dog. How can honestly friendly and caring people have so much hate in their heart?
December 3, 2024 at 1:22 AM
If Elon gets brought down by the Delaware Court of Chancery it would be the funniest ending to 2024 possible. www.nytimes.com/2024/12/02/b...
Elon Musk’s $50 Billion Tesla Pay Can’t Be Reinstated, Delaware Judge Rules (Gift Article)
The judge said she would not reverse her decision to strike down the compensation package after Tesla shareholders approved Mr. Musk’s pay a second time.
www.nytimes.com
December 2, 2024 at 10:39 PM
Despondent Seahawks fans actually convinced me the Jets were winning yesterday. What a cunning ruse.
December 2, 2024 at 11:25 AM
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I'm only about a half hour into this but ...this is great

www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwKp...
the sham legacy of Richard Feynman
YouTube video by Angela Collier
www.youtube.com
December 1, 2024 at 2:38 PM
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December 1, 2024 at 3:49 AM
Forgetting to go to Unitarian service for a month straight seems very on brand.
December 1, 2024 at 7:11 PM
My son feels that five below freezing a perfectly good time to go fishing. I somewhat miss the Minecraft days.
December 1, 2024 at 3:17 PM
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Time Travel! Not for kids!
November 30, 2024 at 2:28 PM
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Saw this yesterday and it is so on point.
November 27, 2024 at 7:54 PM
I kind of feel like I don’t need the news media to tell me that every Trump nominee is a wackjob or incompetent. I just assume they are a toady and probably a sexual predator. At this point just highlight when someone competent is put forward. Derision from the left isn’t going to stop any of them.
November 19, 2024 at 8:32 PM
First reports of real uncontrolled inflation in Russia as butter is being locked up like razor blades at Walmart. A fair sign sanctions are within a year of driving the Russian economy to serious trouble as war spending inevitably overheats. But it’ll never have the chance. Just horrible.
November 18, 2024 at 10:13 AM
I really wish there was a “Wait, No, this has been a horrible mistake.” button for starter packs you have inadvisably hit the follow all button for.
November 17, 2024 at 9:46 AM
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November 16, 2024 at 2:32 PM
Urban Dictionary is essentially the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy without the cover.
November 17, 2024 at 5:43 AM
Moisturized tissues should really have to come in a different color to save glasses wearers from ourselves.
November 14, 2024 at 2:36 PM
I never use the NYT gift article function but this one needs to be seen. God this is the first time I’ve really laughed in over a week. www.nytimes.com/2024/11/14/b...
The Onion Buys Alex Jones’s Infowars Out of Bankruptcy
The satirical news site planned to turn Infowars into a parody of itself, mocking “weird internet personalities” who peddle conspiracy theories and health supplements.
www.nytimes.com
November 14, 2024 at 2:11 PM
House GOP “we have a hair thin majority you can’t steal any more representatives” Trump “Gaetz for AG bitches!”
November 13, 2024 at 8:57 PM
How many times can your dog try to eat a porcupine before you’re justified in calling Chuck Testa? Asking for a friend…
November 10, 2024 at 11:31 AM
Musk runs a ludicrously over valued car company. He now wants to go hardcore onto the Trump train. I’m sure he makes money off the rockets and other non Twitter nonsense. But he is/was the richest man because of Tesla stock. I don’t get how dismissive he is of the threat MAGA poses to Teslas brand.
November 7, 2024 at 12:48 PM
I know people are sick of election talk. But just noticed Kamala just barely won Blue NJ by 5 points while new freshman US Senator won by almost twice that amount. Pretty clear there is a segment of the electorate that just didn’t like Kamala.
November 6, 2024 at 11:32 PM
Rewatch TNG from start to finish to avoid reality you really have to appreciate it only took them 15 episodes to ask can you F the holodeck. With Janeway being the hologram to boot.
November 6, 2024 at 11:35 AM
This isn’t my first go around, fuck it’s my seventh actually, and I just had massive Bush 04 vibes. Went fishing all day. Focused on the family, went to bed early, and woke up to Bush 04. Except somehow worse. At least I didn’t subject myself to election night this time. Progress?
November 6, 2024 at 7:23 AM
Nikki Haley really should win some kind of award for excellence in selling one’s soul. At least Chris Christie had some pipe dream of being a major force in the first admin.
November 4, 2024 at 11:42 PM
I am just ignoring the cliff we’re all walking along. It just can’t actually happen again. People aren’t insane. I guess if they are I’ll deal with it Wednesday. Today is 100% denial.
November 4, 2024 at 1:23 AM