Andrea Heslop
@shortnortherner.bsky.social
Proud mum to my son and two bulldogs, communications expert, #CommsHero #MCIPR #iamRemarkable facilitator
Final game of the season with a playoff spot locked up! My prediction at the start? We'd finish 6th - so we've exceeded even my expectations. Bonus joy: Odie has absolutely loved being part of the ball crew all season. Proud on all fronts! #PlayoffBound #OAFC
May 5, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Final game of the season with a playoff spot locked up! My prediction at the start? We'd finish 6th - so we've exceeded even my expectations. Bonus joy: Odie has absolutely loved being part of the ball crew all season. Proud on all fronts! #PlayoffBound #OAFC
Last game of the season and what a season it's been! Finished with a spectacular 4-0 win and clean sheet. Incredible to witness them progress from Championship to Premier League, but it's their teamwork and team spirit that's impressed me the most. Proud of every single player #UTN #U11
April 27, 2025 at 12:18 PM
What a way to end the season! 5-2 win ⚽️🔥 The other team pulled off an incredible bicycle kick (even my goalkeeper son had to admire that one!) but he bounced back with a crucial assist to help seal the victory. Proud mama moment! Celebrated with post-match ice creams 🍦#UTN #U11
April 26, 2025 at 1:20 PM
What a way to end the season! 5-2 win ⚽️🔥 The other team pulled off an incredible bicycle kick (even my goalkeeper son had to admire that one!) but he bounced back with a crucial assist to help seal the victory. Proud mama moment! Celebrated with post-match ice creams 🍦#UTN #U11
Braving the rain with my boy for Oldham vs. York City today. Nothing beats a sold-out stadium, wet terraces, and making memories together. Football at its purest! #OAFC
April 21, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Braving the rain with my boy for Oldham vs. York City today. Nothing beats a sold-out stadium, wet terraces, and making memories together. Football at its purest! #OAFC
On #NationalGoalkeeperDay, celebrating my amazing 11-year-old who dives, blocks, and commands the box with heart and courage beyond his years! From muddy gloves to incredible saves, watching you grow between the posts has been the highlight of my weekends. The bravest player on the field wears #1!
April 14, 2025 at 4:57 PM
On #NationalGoalkeeperDay, celebrating my amazing 11-year-old who dives, blocks, and commands the box with heart and courage beyond his years! From muddy gloves to incredible saves, watching you grow between the posts has been the highlight of my weekends. The bravest player on the field wears #1!
Albert executed a perfect roll off his dog bed but refused to let it interrupt his nap. Now he's sprawled on the hardwood with zero concerns about modesty, sunbathing where the sun don't shine. #DogLife #NoShameNap
April 12, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Albert executed a perfect roll off his dog bed but refused to let it interrupt his nap. Now he's sprawled on the hardwood with zero concerns about modesty, sunbathing where the sun don't shine. #DogLife #NoShameNap
Just saw this Wealdstone Raider action figure and almost spit out my drink! "YOU WANT SOME? YOU'VE GOT NO FANS!" Complete with miniature pint and team scarf. Brilliant packaging that captures the iconic internet legend perfectly. Take my money! 😂 #WealdstoneRaider #GotNoFans
April 11, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Just saw this Wealdstone Raider action figure and almost spit out my drink! "YOU WANT SOME? YOU'VE GOT NO FANS!" Complete with miniature pint and team scarf. Brilliant packaging that captures the iconic internet legend perfectly. Take my money! 😂 #WealdstoneRaider #GotNoFans
Just savoring this perfect chip muffin with my tea, watching my little goalkeeper dive across the pitch like he's auditioning for the Premier League. Heart and hands full. ☕🧁⚽ #ProudParent #GoalkeeperMom
April 11, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Just savoring this perfect chip muffin with my tea, watching my little goalkeeper dive across the pitch like he's auditioning for the Premier League. Heart and hands full. ☕🧁⚽ #ProudParent #GoalkeeperMom
Come on the boys in blue 🟠🔵🦉 win tonight and that's got to secure us a place in the play offs
April 8, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Come on the boys in blue 🟠🔵🦉 win tonight and that's got to secure us a place in the play offs
Supply chain update:
Huel delivery ✅
Husband moving box inside ✅ Albert the bulldog QA testing cherry raspberry flavor with his teeth 🦷
Current status: One punctured can, kitchen looking like a crime scene, and one very sticky, very pleased bulldog who definitely doesn't regret his life choices.
Huel delivery ✅
Husband moving box inside ✅ Albert the bulldog QA testing cherry raspberry flavor with his teeth 🦷
Current status: One punctured can, kitchen looking like a crime scene, and one very sticky, very pleased bulldog who definitely doesn't regret his life choices.
April 4, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Supply chain update:
Huel delivery ✅
Husband moving box inside ✅ Albert the bulldog QA testing cherry raspberry flavor with his teeth 🦷
Current status: One punctured can, kitchen looking like a crime scene, and one very sticky, very pleased bulldog who definitely doesn't regret his life choices.
Huel delivery ✅
Husband moving box inside ✅ Albert the bulldog QA testing cherry raspberry flavor with his teeth 🦷
Current status: One punctured can, kitchen looking like a crime scene, and one very sticky, very pleased bulldog who definitely doesn't regret his life choices.
Tell me your son went to London without telling me!
March 29, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Tell me your son went to London without telling me!
Everyday is a school day: Just found out I've been singing a classic Jam song completely wrong for years. "Telephone madness" sounds way more fun than the actual lyrics! 🎵🤦♀️ #MisheardLyrics #EverydayIsASchoolDay
#ATownCallMalice
#ATownCallMalice
simba and nala from the lion king are sitting next to each other .
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March 28, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Everyday is a school day: Just found out I've been singing a classic Jam song completely wrong for years. "Telephone madness" sounds way more fun than the actual lyrics! 🎵🤦♀️ #MisheardLyrics #EverydayIsASchoolDay
#ATownCallMalice
#ATownCallMalice
Pretty sure my London hotel window sill is running an exclusive pigeon nightclub. These birds have more networking skills than most LinkedIn influencers - and ZERO respect for quiet hours. Soundtrack of my trip: endless cooing and what I can only describe as avian stand-up comedy. 🐦🇬🇧
March 27, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Pretty sure my London hotel window sill is running an exclusive pigeon nightclub. These birds have more networking skills than most LinkedIn influencers - and ZERO respect for quiet hours. Soundtrack of my trip: endless cooing and what I can only describe as avian stand-up comedy. 🐦🇬🇧
Rolling to London with the holy trinity of train entertainment: @GNev's The Overlap, a Huel (cheers for the discount, mate!), and a cheeky bag of Haribo Tangfastics. Proving you're never too old for some sugar-coated nostalgia and football banter! 🚂🍬⚽️ #TrainLife #SnackAttack
March 26, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Rolling to London with the holy trinity of train entertainment: @GNev's The Overlap, a Huel (cheers for the discount, mate!), and a cheeky bag of Haribo Tangfastics. Proving you're never too old for some sugar-coated nostalgia and football banter! 🚂🍬⚽️ #TrainLife #SnackAttack
Just got to Boundary Park for the #FlatcapClassico! Oldham Athletic vs Halifax Town. The atmosphere's electric - COME ON YOU BLUES! We need these 3 points today! #Latics #OAFC 💙⚽️
March 22, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Just got to Boundary Park for the #FlatcapClassico! Oldham Athletic vs Halifax Town. The atmosphere's electric - COME ON YOU BLUES! We need these 3 points today! #Latics #OAFC 💙⚽️
Just experienced the BEST train announcement: 'Good morning all you lovely little cupcakes traveling to London this morning' on the 7am @AvantiWestCoast from Manchester. Made my whole day! Whoever that announcer was - you're bringing joy to morning commutes! 👏🧁 #TrainJoy #MorningWin
three cupcakes with rainbow frosting are sitting on a wire rack
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March 11, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Just experienced the BEST train announcement: 'Good morning all you lovely little cupcakes traveling to London this morning' on the 7am @AvantiWestCoast from Manchester. Made my whole day! Whoever that announcer was - you're bringing joy to morning commutes! 👏🧁 #TrainJoy #MorningWin
Just found out my 7am train is cancelled. Perfect start to a long week away from home on a work course... Anyone else's Monday going better than mine? 🙄 #MondayMood #TrainProblems
March 3, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Just found out my 7am train is cancelled. Perfect start to a long week away from home on a work course... Anyone else's Monday going better than mine? 🙄 #MondayMood #TrainProblems
After putting off getting varifocals this summer (hello, aging! 👋), finally visited @Specsavers Oldham today. Big thanks to Nick who helped me pick out not one but two new pairs! 🤓 #NewGlasses
February 20, 2025 at 5:01 PM
After putting off getting varifocals this summer (hello, aging! 👋), finally visited @Specsavers Oldham today. Big thanks to Nick who helped me pick out not one but two new pairs! 🤓 #NewGlasses