shmoooool
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one of them kombucha mushroom people //
they/he // 25
they/he // 25
RIP Jane Goodall 🫡
KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
October 2, 2025 at 12:54 AM
RIP Jane Goodall 🫡
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KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
July 17, 2023 at 3:57 AM
KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
there's an inherent violence in the 🤗 emoji, people who use it give me the ick and, frankly, should not show their faces in public!!
March 30, 2025 at 8:53 PM
there's an inherent violence in the 🤗 emoji, people who use it give me the ick and, frankly, should not show their faces in public!!
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March 28, 2025 at 6:26 PM
u r not a vibe bro 🫵😂
March 24, 2025 at 12:02 AM
u r not a vibe bro 🫵😂
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rum and coke? more like cum and stroke
March 16, 2025 at 5:46 AM
rum and coke? more like cum and stroke
when i grow up, i hope i can be joe biden 🥺
January 20, 2025 at 5:46 PM
when i grow up, i hope i can be joe biden 🥺
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Clown, Horse, Salamandra https://www.wikiart.org/en/amadeo-de-souza-cardoso/clown-horse-salamandra-1912
January 6, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Clown, Horse, Salamandra https://www.wikiart.org/en/amadeo-de-souza-cardoso/clown-horse-salamandra-1912
woke up with a raging knot in my back- all i'm saying is i get where luigi was coming from
microdosing being 30 years old by pulling a back muscle in my sleep at age 25
December 23, 2024 at 5:27 PM
woke up with a raging knot in my back- all i'm saying is i get where luigi was coming from
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Told a guy at the urinal that I liked his stream tone and he thanked me in a way that made it obvious it’s been too long since he’s heard a compliment. We need to take better care of our boys.
December 21, 2024 at 2:18 AM
Told a guy at the urinal that I liked his stream tone and he thanked me in a way that made it obvious it’s been too long since he’s heard a compliment. We need to take better care of our boys.
one still from each of your letterboxd top 4
it took incredible discipline to pick a still other than The Shot for Fallen Angels 😮💨
#filmsky #letterboxd
it took incredible discipline to pick a still other than The Shot for Fallen Angels 😮💨
#filmsky #letterboxd
December 20, 2024 at 1:00 AM
one still from each of your letterboxd top 4
it took incredible discipline to pick a still other than The Shot for Fallen Angels 😮💨
#filmsky #letterboxd
it took incredible discipline to pick a still other than The Shot for Fallen Angels 😮💨
#filmsky #letterboxd
microdosing being 30 years old by pulling a back muscle in my sleep at age 25
December 19, 2024 at 6:44 PM
microdosing being 30 years old by pulling a back muscle in my sleep at age 25
ngl i take great pleasure in feeding wee joker to the sacrificial dagger
can't stand that little twerp.
can't stand that little twerp.
December 19, 2024 at 7:42 AM
ngl i take great pleasure in feeding wee joker to the sacrificial dagger
can't stand that little twerp.
can't stand that little twerp.
*opening the microwave just as the countdown ends triggering a perfect parry sound effect*
December 17, 2024 at 6:44 PM
*opening the microwave just as the countdown ends triggering a perfect parry sound effect*
woke up with the Itch to Pet a Cat i get leading up to visiting for the holidays,
got home and one of the neighbor cats finally let me pet them
seems like a good omen :)
got home and one of the neighbor cats finally let me pet them
seems like a good omen :)
December 12, 2024 at 5:29 AM
woke up with the Itch to Pet a Cat i get leading up to visiting for the holidays,
got home and one of the neighbor cats finally let me pet them
seems like a good omen :)
got home and one of the neighbor cats finally let me pet them
seems like a good omen :)
GUYS, GUYS, when you're finished with the floaty bits in pho DON'T throw away the broth- take a big sip and get ready to have your MIND BLOWN
December 11, 2024 at 5:03 PM
GUYS, GUYS, when you're finished with the floaty bits in pho DON'T throw away the broth- take a big sip and get ready to have your MIND BLOWN
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Sunflower, 1909
https://botfrens.com/collections/88/contents/24864
https://botfrens.com/collections/88/contents/24864
December 9, 2024 at 10:13 PM
Sunflower, 1909
https://botfrens.com/collections/88/contents/24864
https://botfrens.com/collections/88/contents/24864
i should've committed to facial hair sooner im stroking my chin crazy-style
December 9, 2024 at 11:34 PM
i should've committed to facial hair sooner im stroking my chin crazy-style
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operator: 911, please state the nature of your emergency
me: hold on i'm on the phone
operator: i know
me: oh. right. so. hiker isn't the strongest balatro joker, but it is my favorite. even if you sell it, it's already chipped up your deck like crazy
operator: totally agree
me: hey i'm on the phone
me: hold on i'm on the phone
operator: i know
me: oh. right. so. hiker isn't the strongest balatro joker, but it is my favorite. even if you sell it, it's already chipped up your deck like crazy
operator: totally agree
me: hey i'm on the phone
December 7, 2024 at 3:50 PM
operator: 911, please state the nature of your emergency
me: hold on i'm on the phone
operator: i know
me: oh. right. so. hiker isn't the strongest balatro joker, but it is my favorite. even if you sell it, it's already chipped up your deck like crazy
operator: totally agree
me: hey i'm on the phone
me: hold on i'm on the phone
operator: i know
me: oh. right. so. hiker isn't the strongest balatro joker, but it is my favorite. even if you sell it, it's already chipped up your deck like crazy
operator: totally agree
me: hey i'm on the phone
soothing my mind out of a panic attack by imagining a twangy southern voice pronouncing "tsundere" and "yandere"
December 7, 2024 at 6:49 PM
soothing my mind out of a panic attack by imagining a twangy southern voice pronouncing "tsundere" and "yandere"
[bad jerry seinfeld impression] what's the deal with all these resist lib cross-stitch projects on my discover feed?
December 4, 2024 at 9:25 PM
[bad jerry seinfeld impression] what's the deal with all these resist lib cross-stitch projects on my discover feed?
yup it's fried rice for dinner again night
December 4, 2024 at 4:40 AM
yup it's fried rice for dinner again night
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December 3, 2024 at 3:52 AM
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you can drive without brakes if you want, there's nothing stopping you
November 29, 2024 at 4:25 PM
you can drive without brakes if you want, there's nothing stopping you