Shlingdong
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"If this was Logan's Run, I'd be Soylent Green by now."
Where my Sven folks at?
Where my Sven folks at?
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my patience has increased but I will say, it is ok to have trouble reading, it is not ok to scream at people for things you imagined they said because you can't read what they actually said
November 11, 2025 at 6:24 PM
my patience has increased but I will say, it is ok to have trouble reading, it is not ok to scream at people for things you imagined they said because you can't read what they actually said
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I'm just a delicate garment in a machine wash world
November 12, 2025 at 1:56 PM
I'm just a delicate garment in a machine wash world
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can’t you just make any bond movie you want and nobody will even notice that it doesn’t reference the previous one
November 11, 2025 at 5:15 PM
can’t you just make any bond movie you want and nobody will even notice that it doesn’t reference the previous one
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Absolute carnage in the family group chat as my cousin posts a Christmas riddle from her fiancé’s office that no one can figure out, only to find that someone in the office got ChatGPT to make up the riddle and it’s gibberish that doesn’t have a solution
November 12, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Absolute carnage in the family group chat as my cousin posts a Christmas riddle from her fiancé’s office that no one can figure out, only to find that someone in the office got ChatGPT to make up the riddle and it’s gibberish that doesn’t have a solution
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"Participation is free... with a modest reservation fee."
Ah!!! It's the book club scam!! I was just reading about this one! So exciting to be a mark.
Ah!!! It's the book club scam!! I was just reading about this one! So exciting to be a mark.
November 12, 2025 at 11:16 AM
"Participation is free... with a modest reservation fee."
Ah!!! It's the book club scam!! I was just reading about this one! So exciting to be a mark.
Ah!!! It's the book club scam!! I was just reading about this one! So exciting to be a mark.
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I’m so jealous of the northern lights see-ers. Seeers? See-ers.
November 12, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I’m so jealous of the northern lights see-ers. Seeers? See-ers.
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when every other person on social media saw the aurora borealis but you
November 12, 2025 at 1:12 PM
when every other person on social media saw the aurora borealis but you
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i fully agree with this theory and in my actual field, british architectural history, The Problem is that Salisbury Cathedral is built on top of a lake and no i am not exaggerating
between this and the FSO Safer (another ship at serious risk of exploding) I’m convinced every field has its “yeah, this is the problem that keeps me up at night” and I’m on a quest to learn about all of them
yes yes we all know about the Edmund Fitzgerald, rest her soul, but did you know about the ship laden with explosives that sank in the mouth of the Thames in 1944 and could explode at any minute and which attempts to disarm keep failing
November 12, 2025 at 12:53 PM
i fully agree with this theory and in my actual field, british architectural history, The Problem is that Salisbury Cathedral is built on top of a lake and no i am not exaggerating
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So Safeway tried this "Superior Service with a Smile policy" like what Target is trying back in the 90s women employees were harassed so much some hid in the back trying to get away from male customers. Sometimes the dudes followed the employees to their car after their shifts.
Sounds super safe.
Sounds super safe.
November 12, 2025 at 3:42 AM
So Safeway tried this "Superior Service with a Smile policy" like what Target is trying back in the 90s women employees were harassed so much some hid in the back trying to get away from male customers. Sometimes the dudes followed the employees to their car after their shifts.
Sounds super safe.
Sounds super safe.
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PA FOLKS LOOK OUTSIDE !!
Always feel so blessed to see a celestial event 🌌
Always feel so blessed to see a celestial event 🌌
November 12, 2025 at 2:47 AM
PA FOLKS LOOK OUTSIDE !!
Always feel so blessed to see a celestial event 🌌
Always feel so blessed to see a celestial event 🌌
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Tonight we remember our dear friend and bandleader Cleto 💙
Jimmy Kimmel Remembers His Best Friend and Bandleader Cleto Escobedo III
YouTube video by Jimmy Kimmel Live
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November 12, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Tonight we remember our dear friend and bandleader Cleto 💙
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It gets even better: I wasn’t home 20 minutes ago
November 11, 2025 at 3:58 AM
It gets even better: I wasn’t home 20 minutes ago
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
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Drawn 133 years ago, and the con hasn't changed one bit.
November 9, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Drawn 133 years ago, and the con hasn't changed one bit.
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Latenite archival BabbyGonz time!
November 10, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Latenite archival BabbyGonz time!
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November 10, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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Mamdani will implement sumptuary law. Ladies will have to carefully measure how many ounces of gold are in their girdles, and wearing pearls on hats will be banned except for wives or courtesans of foreign mercenaries.
November 9, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Mamdani will implement sumptuary law. Ladies will have to carefully measure how many ounces of gold are in their girdles, and wearing pearls on hats will be banned except for wives or courtesans of foreign mercenaries.
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Mamdani will gather a host of assemblymen and force King John to sign the Magna Carta, followed by a second round of the Oxford Provisions which will further limit the power of the Monarchy under Henry III. Will no-one think of these English Kings.
Mamdani will implement sumptuary law. Ladies will have to carefully measure how many ounces of gold are in their girdles, and wearing pearls on hats will be banned except for wives or courtesans of foreign mercenaries.
November 9, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Mamdani will gather a host of assemblymen and force King John to sign the Magna Carta, followed by a second round of the Oxford Provisions which will further limit the power of the Monarchy under Henry III. Will no-one think of these English Kings.
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Anyway a great way to radicalize people is for them to realize that you just abandoned their chance at being able to access and afford health care because you didn’t like waiting in line at the airport.
November 10, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Anyway a great way to radicalize people is for them to realize that you just abandoned their chance at being able to access and afford health care because you didn’t like waiting in line at the airport.
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Dems have spent the past two months saying they're fighting to address the crisis of spiking healthcare costs and now they're caving for a deal that does nothing to address healthcare costs ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
November 10, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Dems have spent the past two months saying they're fighting to address the crisis of spiking healthcare costs and now they're caving for a deal that does nothing to address healthcare costs ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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An agreement to agree to do a later vote is NOT an enforceable contract so what in the actual hell are Americans getting out of this deal??
November 10, 2025 at 1:10 AM
An agreement to agree to do a later vote is NOT an enforceable contract so what in the actual hell are Americans getting out of this deal??
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They caved in March so they could get a better deal now. They’re caving now so they can get a better deal in some indeterminate future. The better deal is always just beyond their reach, but continuing to cave will get them there. And if you don’t agree with that, you don’t understand Politics,
November 10, 2025 at 2:44 AM
They caved in March so they could get a better deal now. They’re caving now so they can get a better deal in some indeterminate future. The better deal is always just beyond their reach, but continuing to cave will get them there. And if you don’t agree with that, you don’t understand Politics,