Shit Kruk Says
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On break until Feb 2026. See you at the hot stove.
Not actually John Kruk. There’s only one national treasure.
Not actually John Kruk. There’s only one national treasure.
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He's one of a kind.
Enjoy 10 minutes of our favorite @JohnKruk moments of the season🤣
https://youtu.be/8urpzTm9ibU
Enjoy 10 minutes of our favorite @JohnKruk moments of the season🤣
https://youtu.be/8urpzTm9ibU
John Kruk's BEST MOMENTS of 2025!
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December 3, 2025 at 3:55 PM
He's one of a kind.
Enjoy 10 minutes of our favorite @JohnKruk moments of the season🤣
https://youtu.be/8urpzTm9ibU
Enjoy 10 minutes of our favorite @JohnKruk moments of the season🤣
https://youtu.be/8urpzTm9ibU
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does kruk know we miss him? is he at the ocean city acme? what are his thoughts on the 9x9x9? what polo is he wearing tonight? does he know that harper's new baby has the middle name Three?
October 4, 2025 at 11:04 PM
does kruk know we miss him? is he at the ocean city acme? what are his thoughts on the 9x9x9? what polo is he wearing tonight? does he know that harper's new baby has the middle name Three?
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Thank you, Kruk and TMac, for such a lively and often humorous season. Can't wait to have ya'll back in 2026 and the stories we're bound to hear! ♥️ ⚾ 🔔
#Phillies #RedOctober #RingTheBell
#Phillies #RedOctober #RingTheBell
September 28, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Thank you, Kruk and TMac, for such a lively and often humorous season. Can't wait to have ya'll back in 2026 and the stories we're bound to hear! ♥️ ⚾ 🔔
#Phillies #RedOctober #RingTheBell
#Phillies #RedOctober #RingTheBell
Thank you, Kruk and TMac, for such a lively and often humorous season. Can't wait to have ya'll back in 2026 and the stories we're bound to hear! ♥️ ⚾ 🔔
#Phillies #RedOctober #RingTheBell
#Phillies #RedOctober #RingTheBell
September 28, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Thank you, Kruk and TMac, for such a lively and often humorous season. Can't wait to have ya'll back in 2026 and the stories we're bound to hear! ♥️ ⚾ 🔔
#Phillies #RedOctober #RingTheBell
#Phillies #RedOctober #RingTheBell
You think Marsh talks in his sleep?
September 24, 2025 at 11:50 PM
You think Marsh talks in his sleep?
Could you imagine if time was so distorted that they would need to take Big Ben down and reprogram it?
<a few seconds later>
Who are we playing?
<a few seconds later>
Who are we playing?
August 19, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Could you imagine if time was so distorted that they would need to take Big Ben down and reprogram it?
<a few seconds later>
Who are we playing?
<a few seconds later>
Who are we playing?
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Philosopher King John Kruk: "the person who invented the first clock ever...how did that person know what time it was?"
August 19, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Philosopher King John Kruk: "the person who invented the first clock ever...how did that person know what time it was?"
The person who invented the clock. How did the person know what time it was?
August 19, 2025 at 12:01 AM
The person who invented the clock. How did the person know what time it was?
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“If I ever become a vegan will you just punch me in the face as hard as you can?” -John Kruk
August 18, 2025 at 11:53 PM
“If I ever become a vegan will you just punch me in the face as hard as you can?” -John Kruk
I probably shouldn't say this, but it (the @franklininstitute.bsky.social) was a lot more interesting to me than the Smithsonian
August 6, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I probably shouldn't say this, but it (the @franklininstitute.bsky.social) was a lot more interesting to me than the Smithsonian
♥️
Sorry, we're late... we were at a Phillies game! ⚾
Heard y'all were talking about us?
Heard y'all were talking about us?
August 5, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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Know what I found out at the Franklin Institute?
TMac: You went to the Franklin Institute?!
I did. 25 lbs of pressure if someone is attacking you and you can rip their ear off. It's the same amount of pressure to open a pickle jar. And you can rip their ear off.
TMac: You went to the Franklin Institute?!
I did. 25 lbs of pressure if someone is attacking you and you can rip their ear off. It's the same amount of pressure to open a pickle jar. And you can rip their ear off.
August 5, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Know what I found out at the Franklin Institute?
TMac: You went to the Franklin Institute?!
I did. 25 lbs of pressure if someone is attacking you and you can rip their ear off. It's the same amount of pressure to open a pickle jar. And you can rip their ear off.
TMac: You went to the Franklin Institute?!
I did. 25 lbs of pressure if someone is attacking you and you can rip their ear off. It's the same amount of pressure to open a pickle jar. And you can rip their ear off.
Know what I found out at the Franklin Institute?
TMac: You went to the Franklin Institute?!
I did. 25 lbs of pressure if someone is attacking you and you can rip their ear off. It's the same amount of pressure to open a pickle jar. And you can rip their ear off.
TMac: You went to the Franklin Institute?!
I did. 25 lbs of pressure if someone is attacking you and you can rip their ear off. It's the same amount of pressure to open a pickle jar. And you can rip their ear off.
August 5, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Know what I found out at the Franklin Institute?
TMac: You went to the Franklin Institute?!
I did. 25 lbs of pressure if someone is attacking you and you can rip their ear off. It's the same amount of pressure to open a pickle jar. And you can rip their ear off.
TMac: You went to the Franklin Institute?!
I did. 25 lbs of pressure if someone is attacking you and you can rip their ear off. It's the same amount of pressure to open a pickle jar. And you can rip their ear off.
I had a good first step today. The rest of them were terrible, but…
August 1, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I had a good first step today. The rest of them were terrible, but…
I just hope they keep it clean, Tom. I don't want to hurt my virgin ears.
July 28, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I just hope they keep it clean, Tom. I don't want to hurt my virgin ears.
Did I ever tell you we were cutting down trees on my place in West Virginia, and some guy started shooting at us?
July 23, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Did I ever tell you we were cutting down trees on my place in West Virginia, and some guy started shooting at us?