Shilo Skie
@shiloskie.bsky.social
I have more eyes than you and still can't see.
Maximus doesn't want to be twinsies.
#Disney #disneydreamlightvalley
#dreamlightvalley #maximus #tangled #horse
#Disney #disneydreamlightvalley
#dreamlightvalley #maximus #tangled #horse
December 5, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Maximus doesn't want to be twinsies.
#Disney #disneydreamlightvalley
#dreamlightvalley #maximus #tangled #horse
#Disney #disneydreamlightvalley
#dreamlightvalley #maximus #tangled #horse
Burger King really missed the mark for not having Pretty Patties in the SpongeBob Meal.
December 4, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Burger King really missed the mark for not having Pretty Patties in the SpongeBob Meal.
In the game, you must wait, until the dice read 5 or 8, but this mf dice has 20 sides and I keep rolling a 12.
December 4, 2025 at 6:37 PM
In the game, you must wait, until the dice read 5 or 8, but this mf dice has 20 sides and I keep rolling a 12.
Door dash on TikTok really trying to make you believe you will make enough bank to travel the world. It's totally true! Just buy the
🌎 Keychain and you can own the world, travel the world, and destroy the world. I need more world jokes.
🌎 Keychain and you can own the world, travel the world, and destroy the world. I need more world jokes.
December 2, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Door dash on TikTok really trying to make you believe you will make enough bank to travel the world. It's totally true! Just buy the
🌎 Keychain and you can own the world, travel the world, and destroy the world. I need more world jokes.
🌎 Keychain and you can own the world, travel the world, and destroy the world. I need more world jokes.
When they tell you to strike a pose.
December 2, 2025 at 11:01 AM
When they tell you to strike a pose.
My current character on Disney dreamlight valley. Like a viking or gladiator princess snow white.
#Disney #disneydreamlightvalley
#snowwhite
#Disney #disneydreamlightvalley
#snowwhite
November 29, 2025 at 4:01 PM
My current character on Disney dreamlight valley. Like a viking or gladiator princess snow white.
#Disney #disneydreamlightvalley
#snowwhite
#Disney #disneydreamlightvalley
#snowwhite
Don't play games with a chicken if you're a sore loser. Especially Uno. That game is brutal.
November 28, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Don't play games with a chicken if you're a sore loser. Especially Uno. That game is brutal.
It's time for Christmas music.
November 28, 2025 at 7:22 AM
It's time for Christmas music.
My Thanksgiving dinner because I worked a morning shift and have to go back in for a nightshift.
November 28, 2025 at 12:45 AM
My Thanksgiving dinner because I worked a morning shift and have to go back in for a nightshift.
My girl is finally perking up and drinking water. Moving better and more cheerful. So hopefully whatever she has is finally passing.
November 27, 2025 at 5:11 PM
My girl is finally perking up and drinking water. Moving better and more cheerful. So hopefully whatever she has is finally passing.
Actions speak louder than words. Everyone is giving me action. But right now, I need the words and it's silence. Except for one person, who told me my dog was dying.
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My dog is 13 and very sick rn. Taking her to an emergency vet.
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My dog is 13 and very sick rn. Taking her to an emergency vet.
November 27, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Actions speak louder than words. Everyone is giving me action. But right now, I need the words and it's silence. Except for one person, who told me my dog was dying.
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My dog is 13 and very sick rn. Taking her to an emergency vet.
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My dog is 13 and very sick rn. Taking her to an emergency vet.
Someone made a heart out of push pins. Totally cute!
November 26, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Someone made a heart out of push pins. Totally cute!
Who forgot to take their turkey out of their trunk and had to buy another car and another turkey?
November 25, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Who forgot to take their turkey out of their trunk and had to buy another car and another turkey?
For the holidays, I bring you....disappointment.
November 25, 2025 at 8:40 AM
For the holidays, I bring you....disappointment.
Viking berry energy drink by monster does not go well with cosmic crisp apples.
November 25, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Viking berry energy drink by monster does not go well with cosmic crisp apples.
Happy puppy! She's too cute.
November 25, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Happy puppy! She's too cute.
My favorite childhood memory is having the ability to stay up past 10pm.
My favorite childhood memory is having a strong bladder.
November 25, 2025 at 7:39 AM
My favorite childhood memory is having the ability to stay up past 10pm.
Reposted by Shilo Skie
MEN THAT HIT WOMEN ARE BITCHES BTW
May 22, 2025 at 6:21 PM
MEN THAT HIT WOMEN ARE BITCHES BTW
I took my husband's name. When we got divorced( he was abusiv) , he tried to have his lawyer bully me into changing my name back to my maiden. So I kept the name out of spite as well as my own fuck you.
I might be dumb but I aint ever taken a man's last name🤪🫣
November 25, 2025 at 3:40 AM
I took my husband's name. When we got divorced( he was abusiv) , he tried to have his lawyer bully me into changing my name back to my maiden. So I kept the name out of spite as well as my own fuck you.
I've been sent 40 spam. FORTY!
November 25, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I've been sent 40 spam. FORTY!
How many zombies would rob zombie rob if rob zombie could rob zombies?
November 24, 2025 at 1:32 PM
How many zombies would rob zombie rob if rob zombie could rob zombies?
Horse shark? Shark horse?
Total nightmare fuel.
Total nightmare fuel.
November 21, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Horse shark? Shark horse?
Total nightmare fuel.
Total nightmare fuel.
I was going to add my two cents but.....
me too. I did it.
I cause autism. It was me all along.
November 21, 2025 at 9:50 AM
I was going to add my two cents but.....
I've never feared getting old until more than one elderly person confessed that they can't clip their own toenails.
New fear unlocked.
New fear unlocked.
November 19, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I've never feared getting old until more than one elderly person confessed that they can't clip their own toenails.
New fear unlocked.
New fear unlocked.
Fabulous use of Halloween decorations for Christmas.
November 17, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Fabulous use of Halloween decorations for Christmas.