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Shilo Skie
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I have more eyes than you and still can't see.
December 5, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Burger King really missed the mark for not having Pretty Patties in the SpongeBob Meal.
December 4, 2025 at 7:13 PM
In the game, you must wait, until the dice read 5 or 8, but this mf dice has 20 sides and I keep rolling a 12.
December 4, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Door dash on TikTok really trying to make you believe you will make enough bank to travel the world. It's totally true! Just buy the
🌎 Keychain and you can own the world, travel the world, and destroy the world. I need more world jokes.
December 2, 2025 at 12:09 PM
When they tell you to strike a pose.
December 2, 2025 at 11:01 AM
My current character on Disney dreamlight valley. Like a viking or gladiator princess snow white.
#Disney #disneydreamlightvalley
#snowwhite
November 29, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Don't play games with a chicken if you're a sore loser. Especially Uno. That game is brutal.
November 28, 2025 at 8:32 AM
It's time for Christmas music.
November 28, 2025 at 7:22 AM
My Thanksgiving dinner because I worked a morning shift and have to go back in for a nightshift.
November 28, 2025 at 12:45 AM
My girl is finally perking up and drinking water. Moving better and more cheerful. So hopefully whatever she has is finally passing.
November 27, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Actions speak louder than words. Everyone is giving me action. But right now, I need the words and it's silence. Except for one person, who told me my dog was dying.

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My dog is 13 and very sick rn. Taking her to an emergency vet.
November 27, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Someone made a heart out of push pins. Totally cute!
November 26, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Who forgot to take their turkey out of their trunk and had to buy another car and another turkey?
November 25, 2025 at 9:47 AM
For the holidays, I bring you....disappointment.
November 25, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Viking berry energy drink by monster does not go well with cosmic crisp apples.
November 25, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Happy puppy! She's too cute.
November 25, 2025 at 7:42 AM
My favorite childhood memory is having the ability to stay up past 10pm.
My favorite childhood memory is having a strong bladder.
November 25, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Reposted by Shilo Skie
MEN THAT HIT WOMEN ARE BITCHES BTW
May 22, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I took my husband's name. When we got divorced( he was abusiv) , he tried to have his lawyer bully me into changing my name back to my maiden. So I kept the name out of spite as well as my own fuck you.
I might be dumb but I aint ever taken a man's last name🤪🫣
November 25, 2025 at 3:40 AM
I've been sent 40 spam. FORTY!
November 25, 2025 at 2:21 AM
How many zombies would rob zombie rob if rob zombie could rob zombies?
November 24, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Horse shark? Shark horse?

Total nightmare fuel.
November 21, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I was going to add my two cents but.....
me too. I did it.
I cause autism. It was me all along.
November 21, 2025 at 9:50 AM
I've never feared getting old until more than one elderly person confessed that they can't clip their own toenails.

New fear unlocked.
November 19, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Fabulous use of Halloween decorations for Christmas.
November 17, 2025 at 6:15 PM