Shelley Long in the Tooth
@shelleyathome.bsky.social
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Fully aware the chaos of US politics is engineered to keep everyone obsessively feeding the drama machine, but wow does it make being online feel like punishment.
November 14, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Fully aware the chaos of US politics is engineered to keep everyone obsessively feeding the drama machine, but wow does it make being online feel like punishment.
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It's so interesting that in the name of practicality we are urged to avoid any practical action; in the name of redemption we are urged to exonerate people who have shown no interest in redemption; in the name of civility we are urged to overlook the cruelty of those who scorn all civility
November 14, 2025 at 1:03 AM
It's so interesting that in the name of practicality we are urged to avoid any practical action; in the name of redemption we are urged to exonerate people who have shown no interest in redemption; in the name of civility we are urged to overlook the cruelty of those who scorn all civility
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"Morals are bad because they won't help your cause," an article by someone who hates your cause and wants your cause to fail.
November 14, 2025 at 1:01 AM
"Morals are bad because they won't help your cause," an article by someone who hates your cause and wants your cause to fail.
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It's back up again in Washington DC
Over on 14th street and V in front of busboys and poets
The Friendship Statue of trump and epstein
"FRIENDS FOREVER "
It is over 12 feet tall
Over on 14th street and V in front of busboys and poets
The Friendship Statue of trump and epstein
"FRIENDS FOREVER "
It is over 12 feet tall
November 13, 2025 at 7:28 PM
It's back up again in Washington DC
Over on 14th street and V in front of busboys and poets
The Friendship Statue of trump and epstein
"FRIENDS FOREVER "
It is over 12 feet tall
Over on 14th street and V in front of busboys and poets
The Friendship Statue of trump and epstein
"FRIENDS FOREVER "
It is over 12 feet tall
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The Trump administration is holding people in inhumane conditions in California's largest immigrant detention center.
We sued this administration to challenge these abusive and harmful practices.
We sued this administration to challenge these abusive and harmful practices.
People held in ‘decrepit’ California ICE facility sue over ‘inhumane’ conditions
Lawsuit against US government alleges ‘life-threatening’ medical neglect and says residents frequently go hungry
www.theguardian.com
November 13, 2025 at 11:31 PM
The Trump administration is holding people in inhumane conditions in California's largest immigrant detention center.
We sued this administration to challenge these abusive and harmful practices.
We sued this administration to challenge these abusive and harmful practices.
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Frankenstein (2025)
November 13, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Frankenstein (2025)
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ICYMI: Rep. Adelita Grijalva came out swinging! 🔥🔥🔥
She is not a fan of Mike Johnson's delay tactics.
"This is an abuse of power. One individual should not be able to unilaterally obstruct the swearing in of a duly elected member of Congress."
She is not a fan of Mike Johnson's delay tactics.
"This is an abuse of power. One individual should not be able to unilaterally obstruct the swearing in of a duly elected member of Congress."
November 13, 2025 at 11:45 PM
ICYMI: Rep. Adelita Grijalva came out swinging! 🔥🔥🔥
She is not a fan of Mike Johnson's delay tactics.
"This is an abuse of power. One individual should not be able to unilaterally obstruct the swearing in of a duly elected member of Congress."
She is not a fan of Mike Johnson's delay tactics.
"This is an abuse of power. One individual should not be able to unilaterally obstruct the swearing in of a duly elected member of Congress."
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Boy, King Charles is going to feel pretty stupid when he discovers that he stripped his brother Andrew of all of his titles just because of a hoax manufactured by some Democrats in America!
Leavitt on Epstein: "This is truly a manufactured hoax by the Democrat Party"
November 13, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Boy, King Charles is going to feel pretty stupid when he discovers that he stripped his brother Andrew of all of his titles just because of a hoax manufactured by some Democrats in America!
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Or, "This wasn't Hegseth's first screwdriver of the day"
November 13, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Or, "This wasn't Hegseth's first screwdriver of the day"
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Watch America getting screwed
November 13, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Watch America getting screwed
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Someday, someone will do a story about why the Pulitzer jurors never nominated, and the Pulitzer board never awarded, a prize to @jkbjournalist.bsky.social, the @miamiherald.com reporter who broke the bulk of the Epstein story.
www.miamiherald.com/topics/jeffr...
www.miamiherald.com/topics/jeffr...
Perversion of Justice: Jeffrey Epstein
In her year-long investigation of Palm Beach multimillionaire Jeffrey Epstein, Miami Herald reporter Julie Brown tracked down more than 60 women who said they were victims of abuse and revealed the fu...
www.miamiherald.com
November 12, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Someday, someone will do a story about why the Pulitzer jurors never nominated, and the Pulitzer board never awarded, a prize to @jkbjournalist.bsky.social, the @miamiherald.com reporter who broke the bulk of the Epstein story.
www.miamiherald.com/topics/jeffr...
www.miamiherald.com/topics/jeffr...
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As an expert in the philosophical, social, & historical implications of technology allow me to explicate how self-referentially arguing that, in spite of its harms, "AI" is necessary because it will be necessary thus a) amounts to a continual cock gargling of the "AI" industry & b) is bad news bears
November 12, 2025 at 11:19 PM
As an expert in the philosophical, social, & historical implications of technology allow me to explicate how self-referentially arguing that, in spite of its harms, "AI" is necessary because it will be necessary thus a) amounts to a continual cock gargling of the "AI" industry & b) is bad news bears
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BREAKING: Rep. Adelita Grijalva (D-AZ) just signed the discharge petition to force a vote on making the DOJ release all of its Jeffrey Epstein files.
She was the 218th signature, which means the petition is now frozen and no member can remove their name.
She was the 218th signature, which means the petition is now frozen and no member can remove their name.
Discharge Petition No. 9, Bill Number: H.Res. 581, 119th Congress
SPONSOR: Thomas Massie DESCRIPTION: Pursuant to clause 2 of rule XV, I, Thomas Massie, move to discharge the Committee on Rules from the consideration of the resolution entitled, a resolution providi...
clerk.house.gov
November 12, 2025 at 10:06 PM
BREAKING: Rep. Adelita Grijalva (D-AZ) just signed the discharge petition to force a vote on making the DOJ release all of its Jeffrey Epstein files.
She was the 218th signature, which means the petition is now frozen and no member can remove their name.
She was the 218th signature, which means the petition is now frozen and no member can remove their name.
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We’ve built two justice systems in the US—one that bends over backward to shield the wealthy and powerful, and another that comes down hard and fast on the poor and marginalized. Trump and Epstein show that it’s easier to squeeze a rich man through the eye of a needle than to see one sent to prison.
The Epstein story gets a something that is tearing at the heart of the electorate: elite impunity. The idea that wealthy and powerful people can do terrible things *at scale* and face no consequences for them. Whatever political party actually stops it could rule the country for a generation.
November 12, 2025 at 11:20 PM
We’ve built two justice systems in the US—one that bends over backward to shield the wealthy and powerful, and another that comes down hard and fast on the poor and marginalized. Trump and Epstein show that it’s easier to squeeze a rich man through the eye of a needle than to see one sent to prison.
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It has been one helluva year at the CDC
1. Gunman shot 150 bullets
2. Susan Monarez fired b/c she wouldn't sign off on unethical vaccine policies
3. Her replacement Jim O 'Neill posts mug shots of "illegal aliens" stealing healthcare instead of being a leader.
I don't want to know what's next.
🧪
1. Gunman shot 150 bullets
2. Susan Monarez fired b/c she wouldn't sign off on unethical vaccine policies
3. Her replacement Jim O 'Neill posts mug shots of "illegal aliens" stealing healthcare instead of being a leader.
I don't want to know what's next.
🧪
Working at the CDC Is a Living Hell
Gaslighting, surveillance, and layoffs under the RFK Jr. regime.
nymag.com
November 12, 2025 at 2:46 PM
It has been one helluva year at the CDC
1. Gunman shot 150 bullets
2. Susan Monarez fired b/c she wouldn't sign off on unethical vaccine policies
3. Her replacement Jim O 'Neill posts mug shots of "illegal aliens" stealing healthcare instead of being a leader.
I don't want to know what's next.
🧪
1. Gunman shot 150 bullets
2. Susan Monarez fired b/c she wouldn't sign off on unethical vaccine policies
3. Her replacement Jim O 'Neill posts mug shots of "illegal aliens" stealing healthcare instead of being a leader.
I don't want to know what's next.
🧪
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Our leading news organizations turned a cache of ultimately-innocuous emails into a scandal-coded weeklong series of front page stories leading into the 2016 election. If they do not cover the "emails from notorious pedophile implication the President" emails with the same fervor, it's curious!
November 12, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Our leading news organizations turned a cache of ultimately-innocuous emails into a scandal-coded weeklong series of front page stories leading into the 2016 election. If they do not cover the "emails from notorious pedophile implication the President" emails with the same fervor, it's curious!
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Joyce Carol Oates from the top rope 😆
November 11, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Joyce Carol Oates from the top rope 😆
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EPSTEIN BOMBSHELL: Newly released emails show Jeffrey Epstein told Ghislaine Maxwell that Donald Trump “spent hours at my house,” “knew about the girls,” and “that dog that hasn’t barked is trump.”
November 12, 2025 at 2:46 PM
EPSTEIN BOMBSHELL: Newly released emails show Jeffrey Epstein told Ghislaine Maxwell that Donald Trump “spent hours at my house,” “knew about the girls,” and “that dog that hasn’t barked is trump.”
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I have more than one degree in mathematics. I do math and math-adjacent stuff for a living.
This is literally one of the largest problems in the math profession, as well as cryptography. The number of bad actors and outright assholes who get a pass because of published results astonishes me daily.
This is literally one of the largest problems in the math profession, as well as cryptography. The number of bad actors and outright assholes who get a pass because of published results astonishes me daily.
I think the belief by the powerful that "people will put up with many things if you are excellent at math" is incredibly revealing in terms of understanding How We Got Here
November 12, 2025 at 2:49 PM
I have more than one degree in mathematics. I do math and math-adjacent stuff for a living.
This is literally one of the largest problems in the math profession, as well as cryptography. The number of bad actors and outright assholes who get a pass because of published results astonishes me daily.
This is literally one of the largest problems in the math profession, as well as cryptography. The number of bad actors and outright assholes who get a pass because of published results astonishes me daily.
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I have a feeling he didn’t avoid syphilis.
November 12, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I have a feeling he didn’t avoid syphilis.
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This is Russian company "Idol" with their anthropomorphic, AI robot being shown for the first time
It takes a few steps and immediately falls over
The sound only makes it funnier
It takes a few steps and immediately falls over
The sound only makes it funnier
November 12, 2025 at 12:42 AM
This is Russian company "Idol" with their anthropomorphic, AI robot being shown for the first time
It takes a few steps and immediately falls over
The sound only makes it funnier
It takes a few steps and immediately falls over
The sound only makes it funnier
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I don’t say things like this about judges often, but if you’re criticizing KBJ on appellate procedure, you better have some kind of qualifications beyond just being a poster
If you can’t count to five, please don’t jump into my replies telling me how you could have handled this better than Justice Jackson.
November 12, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I don’t say things like this about judges often, but if you’re criticizing KBJ on appellate procedure, you better have some kind of qualifications beyond just being a poster
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Let this increase your rage against the 8 Vichy Democratic "Centrists"
abcnews.go.com/Politics/pro...
abcnews.go.com/Politics/pro...
Provision in government funding bill allows senators to sue over secretly obtained phone records
Government funding bill includes provision that would create pathway for senators to sue the government if their phone records are investigated without their notice.
abcnews.go.com
November 12, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Let this increase your rage against the 8 Vichy Democratic "Centrists"
abcnews.go.com/Politics/pro...
abcnews.go.com/Politics/pro...